Originally posted by: koenigbobo
1-If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented?
No.. He becomes dizyoriented 😆 😆
2-If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Coz everyone will think tht thy arent human beings 😊
3-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Melt
4-Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
coz it should be pronounced tenty one 😆 😆
5-Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
no thy take tea breaks
6-I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use?
Hands 😆 😆
7-If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
To help us 😉
8-If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
No.. nay b he is one of them
9-Is there another word for synonym?
yes...its similar
10-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
no...it will be called cripple fly
11-Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
just for making people go crazy
12-Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
coz they dnt knw anything
13-How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
they have to be dead to b called assassinated
14-If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
to imagine that they grow on tree
15-If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
yes
16-Why are you "in" a movie, but you're "on" TV?
coz movie u can look at any time but on tv its the particular moment
17-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
coz they dnt make a round box
18-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
coz its ver acidic substance
19-If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
on top of it 😉
20-How can the weather be "hot as hell" one day and "cold as hell" another?
Coz its in different continent
21-Why do they call it a TV "set" when you only get one?
it comes with a remte control so its a set
22-Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
they say opposites attracts.... so in car its shipment n in ship its cargo
23-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
because we think tht the address will speak 😆 😊
24-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
coz they still have to evolved in human beings
25-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called "rush hour"?
coz we want to reach someolace fast n its slow