IF-FG MOTD Aap ki Adalat - Page 165

Originally posted by: mad_cap

I know. But I cannot hang around for long. Have to go leave within half an hour to attend health camp at the Tiljala slums being organised by CIP (Children In Pain).

see u later then maddy.

is this camp organized on occ. of republic day.Thats nice, something for the children.

Originally posted by: dolly

see u later then maddy.

is this camp organized on occ. of republic day.Thats nice, something for the children.

No, nothing special about Republic day. Such camps are organized on a regular basis mostly on weekends or holidays.

Originally posted by: mad_cap

I know. But I cannot hang around for long. Have to go leave within half an hour to attend health camp at the Tiljala slums being organised by CIP (Children In Pain).

you are on a gr8 job..good to hear from you

Answer to Inty's bombshells

1. Would you like to be immortal? Why and why not?

I AM immortal. The indescribable "thing" that is ME is, was and will always be immortal. This "thing" is a part of divine eternity.

As for my physical body, no I do not wish for its immortality. It is a shell where I am meant to be in this place and time. By and by it will rot and I will have no further use for it.

2. Is there anything important enough to risk your life for? If yes what is it?
Yes. Honour.

3 Is there something you've dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven't you done it?
I have dreamed of becoming a writer, painter, musician, F1 driver. Except for F1, I have tried doing them all. Found that I was no good.

F1 driving I will do as and when the opportunity knocks.


4. What's the dumbest purchase you've ever made?
All my purchases are dumb.

5. What do you like best about your life? Least?
I like everything about my life. My life makes me me. And I wouldn't change any part.

6. What has been the biggest disappointment in your life?
Not yet having zipped an F1 through a chicane

7. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?
Passing my exams I think should count as a major major accomplishment, not having studied at all

8. What is the most romantic present anyone has ever given you?
Can't remember anything … sorry.

9. Do you have a hero, or a person whose example you try to follow in your own life?
No. I do not try to follow any one person. But I do try to take lessons from Vincent's self belief, Rabindranath's understanding of divinity, Danny Kaye's articulation, Audrey Hepburn's dazzling beauty, Manmohan's humility, Kapil Dev's rustic magnificence, Rahul D Burman's innovation, Stephen Hawking's brilliance and Richard Bach's Illusions


10. What do you like best about me, if its nothing you can say that too?
What I like about you … you're nice. And, by my book, that's the best compliment I can give anyone.

Originally posted by: mad_cap

No, nothing special about Republic day. Such camps are organized on a regular basis mostly on weekends or holidays.

ohh ok

all i can say is u r lucky that u can do all this. Cannot do much from here. we only sponser a child for education and who knows how much she gets.😕

Animated Tongue Twisters
for some time paas


If Stu chews shoes,should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Which witch wished which wish?


A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Six sticky sucker sticks.


"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

Silly sheep weep and sleep.

Maddy's nukes:

1.People called Columbus mad, called Darwin a heretic - what should they call you?
deretic

2.To miss a kiss or to kiss a miss - what is your preference?
Kiss the miss for sure


2.What is the earliest thing you can remember in your life?
Looking down from our balcony through the railings, seeing swirling fog and people small as specks walking on the road in the valley far below – Darjeeling aged 2/3

4. If everyone on earth looked exactly the same - your two/three sentence views on this.
Would be sure proof that Heisenberg's Uncertainity Principle and Gene theory were wrong

5. If you could travel forward or backward in time would you choose to go forward / backward and why?
Backward only.
Que sara sara, whatever will be will be, the future not our's to see, Que sara sara

6. Do we have souls or are our personalities by-products of our brain development?
We have souls. We have personalities. They are two different things.

6. Tell me briefly, is man more dependent on women then women on man?
Woman is totally dependant on man. This is to see if our ladies here read the answers at all or not.

7. What's needed to become a great writer?
Imagination, perseverance, story telling ability and command over language


8. What kind of music would Beethoven put out if the Beatles came first?
We'd get the chance to dance to Ludwig's Samba and watch Barry Gibb rip John's Imagine

9. What was the hardest question asked of you so far today?
Inty's one on immortality and the hero wallah

10.What is the one thing you treasure?
My self-belief

11.How do you imagine yourself riding across the universe on a photon beam of light?
I wouldn't get on. Would wait for faster transportation.
Eerily reminds me of (Arthur C Clarke's) 2001: A Space Odyssey where Dave Bowman becomes an speck of energy.

12.What if you could take formless energy and instantly shape it into any physical thing you desired?
I'd go for a dog

13.If you were a person of pure unconditional love, how would you think, feel and act, and how different would your life be?
I'd be divine …………..

Answers these with Yes or No

1. The self is a conceptual chimera - Yes

2. A spoon is like a headache - No

3. Mind is a universally distributed quality - Yes

4. The purpose of life is to disperse energy - No

5. There is something new under the sun - us – Ya (and it's all aries_sakhshi's fault)

6. The human brain is a cultural artefact. - No

7. Science will never silence God - Yes

8. Existence is Non-Time, Non-Sequential, and Non-Objective - Yes

9. Truth's the blues but lies have fun - Yes

10.Your relationships with people are made difficult by your tendency to talk first and think later. - Yes

11.There is a lot of "static" or "chatter" in your head. - Yes

12.Your brain feels as if it is a television set with all the channels going at once. - Yes

13.The words you write keep you from total madness - No

14.It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well - Yes


Your choices:

1. Seeing Darwin in the light of Einstein or seeing Einstein in the light of Darwin – Einstein in the light of Darwin

2. Anty Gravity or Chaos Theory – Anti Gravity

Some nonsense questions:

1. If you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot? No. You get pot head

2. Did Adam and Eve have navels? No. They had apples.

3. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? They would, but they stopped and went dutch as the holes were no good with the dykes

4. If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently? – Exactly the same only bigger

aa gayi ramani bole aab kyaa keree.mee to waiting for bhaiya answers. aab bole lag raha hein aaj maidaan sauf 😆

yeah hardly anyone in this section..chal dolly hum saregamapa section ko spam kerdenge...and will get banned 😉 ...waha sunsha bhi hoga..to fight 😳

Originally posted by: sosweet

yeah hardly anyone in this section..chal dolly hum saregamapa section ko spam kerdenge...and will get banned 😉 ...waha sunsha bhi hoga..to fight 😳

u know mene saregama mein dosti ki light jala di hein😛

now woh aab achche buchche bannne ki koshish ker rahein hein.

nahe ree mujhe nahi hona ban.

achcha assa kerte hein hum dono fight kerte hein, kyaa khayaa l hein