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Whose story you think bestfor Fake Gurukul ..please vote
Originally posted by: koenigbobo
SO matz here iz ma story .
Sony selected me to spend 1 day wiv ma fav contestent YANI Monica
Jiss din muje maloom huwa kai muje Monica ke sath ik din spend ka chance mila he to π i was vry happy me khushii se saree rat soya nheee or suba 5 a.m per uth gya muje samajh nhee araha tha ke kesii dressing keroon pir mene black jeans or black t-shirt pehnii or perfume ki 3 bottles laga laga ker khatam kerdali....
Pir me gurukul ke bahir gya us ka wait kiya... pir wo bahir aii ... pir us ne mere sath apni nazren milain ...
or us ne muje bohat pyar se π cute sa smile diya or hamare beech mai yai bat huwii....
Monica: Hello sameer how are you ? π
Sameer: eeemm ehaam ehaam jii ? π³
Monica:π Mene Pocha Kese ho ?
Sameer: π³ Me theek hoon ... Tum no mera matlab he ap kesi ho ? π³ π³
Monica: π Am fine.. π or tum muje tum ke sakte
ho π or yai tum itna sherma kion rahe ho confuse kion lag rahe ho. π
Sameer: π³ no am not confuse . π³
Monica: hmmmmmmmm well shall we ? π
Sameer: oh sure .π
Wo mere sath meri car me bethii.. π³ π³ mere liya jese wakt ruk sa gya ho. π³
hamari car me yai baten huwii............
Monica: so sameer wot do u do ? π
Sameer: π S.W.A.T ki training le raha hon. π
Monica: Oh nice . π
Sameer: Actually Monica am a big fan of urs π³ mene
kabhi app ka sorry tumari koi perfomance miss nhe
ki. π³
Monica: Really Thank you so much. π
Hum sab se pehle Cinema gae..wahan hum ne sath me movie dekhi movie me ik song tha.
Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage.
Bat aker zuban per rukne lage.
Ankhoon Ankhoon me Iqrar hone lage..
Bol do ager tume pyar hone lage.
Is song ke doran mene us ko dekha.. us ne muje dekha or hamare me is songs ki feelings ane lagee.. hamen laga ke yai song hum per he π³ π³ wo bhi tora sa sherma gae π³ or smile diya muje dekh ker π mene dil me socha LERKII HASII TO SAMJOO PASII π π π
Pir movie ke Happy ending ke baad hum coffee shop gae.... wahan per wo mere samne bethii theeeeee or me us ke samne thaa... mou se kuch nhe bol rahe thee ankhen sara kuch bol rahee theen... kabhi wo sherm se nazer jhuka letii kabhii apni pyar bhari nazroon se muje dekhtii .... us ke chehre per ik ajeeb c kashish thee or ik cute c smile thee π π itni der me waiter aya or bola sir your coffee... wo coffee de ker chala gya hum ne pir se eik dosre ko dekhna shoro kerdiya.. pir..
Monica: π Sameer , π
Sameer: π yeah π
Monica: Sameer tumari coffee π
Sameer: π han han pii raha hon π
Monica: Aisai kya dekh rahe ho π³
Sameer: Tumari eyes π Bohat khobsorat hen π
Monica: π³ thnkxx .. meri eyes ko choroo or coffee piyo.
Sameer: Tumari eyes me dekhta hon to dil kerta he dekhta jaon. π
Monica: π³ π³ π³ Sameer shut up
Sameer: π "Mast nazaron se kyon dekha, agar tamanna thi aazmaane ki ,hum to yoon hi ghayal they, kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki" ......me kahan kuch ke raha hon me to bus tumari eyes ko dekh raha hon π
pir mere dil me us ke liya yai lyrics ai
"Baat chalii teri aankhon se, jaa pahunchii paimaane tak
kheench rahi hai terii Muhabat aaj mujhe maiKhaane tak"
Pir hum wahan se shopping kerne gae .. raste me hamare me yai baten huween .
Monica: sameer tum jab dressing kerte ho, to tume kiss cheeez ka sab se zyada dhayan kerte ho ? π
Sameer: Mere Hair or meri Hand watch i love hand watches .
Monica:ooo nice !
Sameer: or tum ?
Monica: hmmm hairs like u....or my purse π
Sameer: hmmm wese bhi lerkian sab kuch bhol sakti hen per Purse nhe bhoolti... π
Monica: Lagta he bohat saree girlfrnds hen π
Sameer: Noo bohat zyada nhee π
Monica: Yani ke toree hen π
Sameer: π Sirf frnds hen wo or kuch nhee π
Monica: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo sirf frndz nice .. lerke bhi frnds hen ya khali lerkian ?
Sameer: π π arey hena bohat hen π
Monica: to GF koi nhee he ?
Sameer: nop koi pasand nhe aii ..
Monica: koi tume nhee pasand ai ya kisi ne tume pasand nhee kiya? π
Sameer: Aisa hi kuch samjhoo π
Pir hum shopping centre me gae ... wahan per us ne mere liya ik hand watch gift ki or mene us ko ik perfume...
Phir hum dinner ke liya gaee ... wahan per bethe the or..
Sameer: Monica.
Monica: hmmm ?
Sameer: me bohat der se tum se kuch kehna cha raha honπ³
Monica: To kahoo . π
Kabir: hmm wo kya he woo main ...
Monica: haaan kahooo bhii .
Sameer: Monica wo chaloo choroo pir kabhii sahii π
Monica: π kya ke rahe ho ?
Sameer: kuch nhee ..
Pir hum ne dinner kiya or me us ko wapas gurukul chorne gya ... pir GK pohnchne kai bad .. wo mere sath car me thee..
Sameer: so GK agaya .
Monica: hmmmm
Sameer: Arey kya huwa pareshan kion hoo ? meri koi bat achi nhe lagee .
Monica: NO NO aisa kuch nahee hai .
Sameer: To phir ???
Monica: Sameer tum mujse kya kehna chahte the ?
Sameer: π Kuch nahee
Monica: jhoot nhe tumari eyes kuch or bol raheen hen
Sameer : π jab tum eyes per hi sakti ho to samaj jao kya bat he π
Monica: Khud mou se nahee bol sakte . π
Sameer: "Teri aankhon mein dekhi hai,Pyar ki chahat humne, Juban se ikrar kar lo, to yakin ho jaye...
Monica: π Me jatii hon ab π³ π³
Sameer: Muje jawab nhe mila abhi tuk .
Monica: KOi jawab nhee he mere pas .
Sameer: Yani ke "NO"
Monica: π² mene aisa nhe kaha .
Sameer: Yani ke "YES" π π
Monica: π³ π³ gtg now
Sameer: π alright bye
Monica: bye
or us ne jane se pehle mere liya yai song ga ker jawab de diya π³
Monica: Hum dil de chuke sanam tere ho gae hum teri kasam π³π³π³
so guyz yai thee mere sab se khobsorat din ki kahanii π
Toree der baad awaz aii sameer betaa uth ja ab bohat suba ho gaee he π
lol ok my story....
aaj famegurkul mein..dekhenge arti(arijit) aur humare sweet monty(monica) ka prem kahani.... π ...lekhen...yeh kaun aya iss pyar ka chakar? π ...huh huh...aya hai...hummare ..............................
πne and onli...janta uskeliye raazi...aur vow hai QAZI! π ...qazi kho kya hogaya? ...kyun? pyaar tho sabse hota hai naa? π π ...aaj dekhe yeh...ONLI FAMEGURKLUL MEIN!
~ ....SHOW BEGGINING.....~
arti (arijit) aur shamit were talkin bout how da competetion got tighter....and now da following contestentzx ar...
re x...rupz...arpita sandeep...monty(monica)...arti(arij it)...shamit...aur qazi... π
shamit said tht...definertly! no doubt about it...tht qazi jeetega!...arti(arijit) neh kaha...tht if he wins...hell onlii win wit monty(monica)....shamit said tht if he winz...hell onlii win wit rupz...they wer juss talkin in how thier ar 8 ppl left in da gamee...qazi...monty(monica) and arpita...ar in dnager...arti(arijit) said monty is gonna come bac for sure!...shamit said...dhekenge kya hota hai... π
living room mein...qazi was practicing his dance skillz and lookin off in da mirror....qazi waz lo0kin at hiz beutiful face..."im so0o beutiful" qazi kept sayin in da mirror while touchin hiz new gotti... π ...monty aya aur kaha..."u kno ill get da public votes rite?"...qazi turned aur kaha..."bakwaas baand kar yaar!" DUS BAR!....dus bar mein danger zone mein gaya...aur yahan keise ponsh gaya? becuz janta is razi...onlii for qazi! π ....monty piked a childish fite wit qazi...and said...if u egt public votes...i kno im gonna get frinedz votes...qazi said...how u kno? kuch bhi ho sakta hai yaar...montti neh kaha...meri paas jadoo hai...i will always hav arits(arijit) vote...and for thiz week...HE HAS 2 VOTES! π ....qazi turned around again...and said...kya matlab???? π‘ ...monti had a grin on hiz face...."kyun dargaya naa?" he said..mein janti hew qazi..."i am one of ur weeknesses...." becuz i too hav competeiton... π qazi started crakin up...sayin...tum jho bhi karna hai...karlo!...mujhe pata hai...arti(arijit) tumko khabbhi vote NHAIN dheaga...kyunki...arpita koi kaam nahin hai boss...she is no match for u monty...monty got mad and had a very stupid fite wit qazi....
arti (arijit)was askin shamit...who should i vote for ???πππ...shamit said " qazi tho ayega naa! janta ke vote se!....qazi aya...aur kaha!....yeh kya hora ha hai??? arti (arijit ) said....nuttin...monty(monica) came and said...i kno wat u whur talkin bout arti!...u don wnat meh in da competiton!!!!π‘π‘π‘...arite was crying...she said tht no0o0...and she said tht she wantz monty to come bac!π³β€οΈ...qazi didnt lik wat he heard...he said wat da hell guyz?????...qazi was gettin maad...he said tht arti wqas juss to0o confused....monty ddint lik wat was happening...he said tht juss stop all thia...and he said..."arti u need to choose rite now!...who do u want to come bac....????? arite was cryinπππ...she didnt kno wat to do..then she said...MONTY!...monty was happyπππ...since qazi loved arti...he waz dissopointedπππ.......all of a sudden...qazi took out a gun...and shot ARTIE AND MONTY!ππ...BHOOM BHO0M!...lol...and well...yeh...lolπππ
Changed Gender
*Maji, ya nai ki QAZI
*Aarpit, ya nai ki Arpita
*Samina, ya nai ki Shamit.
*Puppu, ya nai ki Ruprekha (Ruppu)
*Chatan, ya nai ki Prashant sir
Maji-*Touches hair every 5 seconds to make sure it looks fine and smells good.*
Aarpit-*Stares at Maji whenever she does that*
Maji-*Once she touches her hair, she puts her hand up to her nose to smell it. She smells it to make sure her hair is fine.*
Aarpit-*He thinks that whenever Maji puts her hand up to her nose, she is picking itπ€’. That is the reason why he hates her so much.*
Maji-*aarai, Aarpit, thum abbi kutch kai nai? Dhaiko, maira plate khali hai. Aysai kya dhaikrai ho?*
aarpit-*makes a sick look on his face*
Samina-*sits down on table to eat breakfeast* Hey! kya hora hai? sorry, mai thori si dayr sai uti.
Aarpit- Koi bat nai. Tairo, mai thumai kuch kanai ki liayi lathi hui. (aarpit loved Samina (Shamit))
Maji- Arai, Aarpit, thum kutch kai bhi nai. Chalo, baito. Mai Samina ku kutch lathi hui. (Maji loved Aarpit (Arpita))
Puppu- comes in singing*AAAAAHAAA!* GLASS BREAKS! WINDOWS BREAKS!
Chatan- (thinks "arai, yai tho fame jodi mai kabhi nai ayngi") *Chatan's glasses breaks*
Maji- Arai, Puppu. Yai kya kardiya thum?
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Originally posted by: koenigbobo
dunn no may be not π
Originally posted by: mans76us
Sameer contestants can vote too and dont tell me u haven't voted for urself yetπ
Originally posted by: koenigbobo
π³ mans ji sach boloon to mene kiya he π³π³π³
Originally posted by: mans76us
I know and thats fine ... but dont take panga with anyone atleast for next 24 hrs :)...Our next poll for 5th contestant will start after this poll's result
mere vote ki kise zaroorat hai? π boldo maine abi vote nai kya, jo mange(pyaar se π ) use hi vote karoongi. π
celebrity contestant ki story ka.π