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Heya! 😃 me here with this SS... basically this is a full time funny SS which is going to be full of funny scenes... less romance more fun here...i won't be very regular with this, may be i'll update it once every week... but i hope you all will enjoy it 😃 here i go.
Angry Birds.
(Introduction)
(After terrace case...)
(Baldev's house)
Bansuri- Baldev!!! puttar zaraa itthe aana...
(Baldev comes there pulling up his sleeves)
Baldev- ki hoya beeji?
Bansuri- puttar... tu zaraa na jaake ye kheer banaayi hai maine, vo veera ke yaha de aa...
Baldev- 😲😲 beeji... ki hoya hai aapnu? theek toh ho aap? bukhaar toh nahi hai???
Bansuri- mai theek hoon puttar. tu bhi na... arre ye prasaad hai... dena hoga. tere papajee ka hukum hai ... aur gunjan pata nai kitthe chali gayi hai.
Baldev- mere paas koi kaam nahi hai ki, jo mai ye kheer pohochaane ka kaam karoo??
Bansuri- puttar... apni beeji ka inna sa kaam nai karega?????😊
Baldev- accha theek hai theek hai. 😕
(Baldev agrees and reaches veera house. but seeing the main gate he is shocked. 😲)
( there it's written- kutto aur baldev ka pravesh varjit (prohibitted) hai.)
Baldev- 😡😡😡 eh ki hai??? iss veera ki bacchi ne toh hadd hi karr di.
Veera- veera ki bacchi nai.. veera ne ki hai ye harkat.
(Baldev turns around to see veera still holding the marker with which she had written on the sign board.)
Baldev- 😡😡 teri inni himaat! tu samajhti ki hai khud ko? ye bakwaas likh degi toh mai andar nai jaaonga!
Veera- nai nai nai nai nai!!!!! aisa nai hai baldevv.. mai jaanti hoon ki tu toh kutto se bhi gaya guzraa hai...!!!😆😆
Baldev- abb tu dekh mai ki karta hoon!!!!😡
(he starts to leave)
Veera- oye! ruk!!! kheer toh dete jaa!!!!😆
Veera- oye! ruk!!! kheer toh dete jaa!!!!😆
(baldev goes to her in anger and hands her the kheer vigorously)
Baldev- 😡😡 mai tujhe nai chhodoonga veera... bohot galat...
Veera- kinni baar ek hi baat bolega baldevv!!😆
(Baldev leaves in anger)
(Later that day, at veera's house)
(ratan tells veera to go and give back the kheer ka dabba to bansuri)
(Veera agrees without argument and reaches baldev's house.)
(a shock was waiting for her too... 😲😲😲)
(on the gate- Kutto se nahi...Baldev se saavdhaan)
Veera- ye ladka pagla gaya hai ki?? 😲
Baldev- abb vo kya hai na veera, Tune mujhe kutto se gaya guzraa keh hi diya hai toh abb mai bhi maan hi leta hoon.. kyu??😆😆.
Veera (rolls her eyes)- tu chahe jo karr le baldevv... tu na ek din pitega mujhse... jo tune kiya hai na mere aur karan ke saath.. mai...
Baldev- oye! jyaada udd matt! kinni baar kahoo mujhe galat faimi ho gayi thi!!!
Veera- huh!! mujhe sab pata hai!!!!
(Just then they hear karan calling out loud for baldev)
Veera-😲 aisi bhi kya jaldi hai jo tujhe juliet ki tarah- romeo! romeo karke pukaar raha hai!!!😡
Baldev- kyu? tenu jalan ho rahi hai ki?😆
Veera- you are sick baldevv!!🤢
(Saying so, veera goes inside the house)
Baldev- oye!! mai toh sikhh hoon hi.. isme ki gal hai?😕 ruk veeraaa!!!
(he runs behind her and reaches karan's room before her and locks the room from inside)
Karan (sitting with his laptop on the bed)- kya hua baldev tum iss tarah...😲
Baldev ( nervous😕😕)- vo vo kuch nahi... kuch nai...
(He plans to tease veera a bit)
(he shouts a bit loud and says)
Baldev- Vo JAAAN...
Veera(listening to the word "jaan", she is outside the door)- 😲😲😲
Karan- kya?😲
Baldev( with a low voice)- -var... jaan var... jaan var peeche padd gaya tha.. kuttaa.. toh mai aa gaya yaha..😕
(Now veera is trying her best to listent to the talkings)
(NOTE:- words in Caps are said loudly by baldev and only that can be heard by veera, while she can hear all dialogues of karan in red.)
Karan- Aao na baldevv.. yaha bed pe baitho.
Baldev- HAAN ABHI AAYA...
Veera- 😲😲😲 bed????😲
Baldev- KI HOYA KARAN... MERI INNI YAAD AA RAHI THI KI MERE BINA EK PAL NAHI RAHA JAA RAHA??
Karan- 😆 aisa hi kuch samajh lo.
Veera- 😲😲😲 what the hell!!!
Karan- vo baldevv... maine jo kal kaha tha vo kaam aaj se shuru karne jaa raha hoon... agar tu nai hota toh mai ye kabhi nai karr paata! thanks yaar.
Baldev- aur ek khushkhabri ye hai ki maine tere baaki ke saare kaam ki permission le li hai 😊
Karan( hugging baldev)- oh i love you baldev!!! i just love you!!! you are the best!!!
Veera- ye ki ho raha hai rabb jee???
Baldev- HAAN YAAR.. MAI BHI TUJHSE BOHOT PYAAR KARTA HOON MERE YAAR!!!!
Baldev- accha karan vaise vo meri ek behen ki shaadi hai na kal, toh jaana hai na vaha?
karan- haan yaar...!!! shaadi ke liye mai kaise mana karr sakta hoon... aur vo bhi tere saath toh raat ka mazaa hi kuch aur hoga...!!!!
Veera- hayo rabba mai abb jeena nahi chahti!!!!🤢
Baldev- aur ... aur vaha bacche bhi honge.. tujhe pasand hai na unke saath khelna...?
karan- oye haan yaar!!! shaadi hai toh bacche toh honge hi na... bohot mazaa ayega yaar... mai, tu aur bacche!!!! life ka toh mazaa aa jaan hai...
(Veera faints)
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That's all guyzz... sorry if it was totally illogical 😆
tell me how was it...😃 😆
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