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In today's episode, jab Ranaji Gayatri ko sotay dekhtay hoy sub kuch bta rahay hotay hain keh kaisay unho nay thaan li keh wo Rageshwari ko bahut buri saza dain gain aur phir loohay wali sunn kar toh I was like "Ranaji aap toh baray HOT horahay ho...Kia baat hai...Baray form main ho aaj...Bas chorhna mattt uss Rageshwari ki bachi ko, saali ko aisi saza daina k saali tarapti reh jaay...Aur Gayatri tum pareshaan matt ho Ranaji tumharay saath hi hain humeshaaa...Hayy jab Ranaji aapnay Gayatri k haath ko kiss kiya bara hi sweet laga, shukar hai sahi time pe aapko aqal agai...Aur sahi keh rahay ho aap keh bas hogaya bahut imtehaan day diye Gayatri nay abh aapki baari hai imtehaan dainay ki aur uss Rageshwari ko saza dainay ki...Basss aap dikhaa daina usay keh ek Raja ki Rani se panga lainay waloon k saath kia salook kiya ja sakta hai...Ranaji...Bas phir CHAK DE PATHAYYY..."🥳🥳🥳
Aur phir jab subah hojaati hai aur Gayatri uth kar Ranaji ko rookhnay ki koshish karti hai aur wo ulta usay dhakka day daitay hain aur wo bhi itna zorr se k bechari stairs pe ja girti aur wo becharay Gayatri ko gira hoa bhi nahi dekh paatay zahir hai kaisay dekh paatay khud jo apnay pyaar ko jo saza day rahay thay phir jab Swarna aati hai toh wo chalay jaatay hain toh I was like "Ooo Ranaji pehlay bechari Gayatri aapko chout nahi pohchaana chahti thi likin phir bhi usay karna parh raha tha aur ab aap bhi wohi kar rahay ho, majboori hai aapki main samaj sakti hoon likin bas avoid kiya karo usay agar takleef nahi pohchaani hai toh...Aur Gayatri yaar tum itni kyun peechay parh rahi ho, I know tumhain tension hai unki likin unki wo saari vashikaran wali nonsense utar chuki hai toh tum pleeease shaant hojao...Likin nahi tumnay bhi zaroor humesha kuch aur hi karna hota hai akhir Ranaji se itna pyaar jo karti ho...!!!"😳😳😳
Dosri taraf budhi usay tips day rahi hoti hai keh Ranaji k khaanay main wo jaaadu wala powder milaati rehna aur phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari ki taraf aatay hain toh Coca Cola aur budhi dono ghaib hojaatay hain aur phir jab Rageshwari poochti hai Ranaji se k wo kaisi lag rahi hai aur Ranaji kehtay hain "Kaatil" toh I started to laugh so hard keh everyone in my house was like 'Tumhain kia hogaya hai' and I was like 'Matt poochooo...'😉 Khair as far as his dialogue and budhi tips are concerned, I was like "Budhi koi faida nahi...Wo uskay haath se ek bhi cheez nahi khaanay wala...Toh sochoo bhi matt kuch aisa waisa...Aur Ranaji bang on...Dil jeet liya aaj aapnay mera phir se yeh keh kar keh wo kaati hai, hayyy kia sahi describe kiya aapnay uss churail ko...Bilkul bhi sahi bas abh kisi tarha aapko yeh pta chal jae keh yeh Rageshwari toh sirf ek katputli hai asli master toh koi aur hi toh bas phir budhi toh tu gai gai gai gai gai...!!!"
Jab Ranaji Rageshwari k saath gaari main beth jaatay hain aur Gayatri bhaagtay bhaagtay arahi hoti hai aur unki gaari ki diggi main peechay chup jaati hai aur wo bhi saath chal parhti hai Ranaji k aur unhain pta bhi nahi chalta toh I was like "Ay lo aur mujhe laga keh Gayatri dosri gaari main beth kar jaay...Chalo acha hai atleast Gayatri save toh hai iss diggi main...Aur CVs phir maar di fazul aaj tum nay matlab acha bhalla drama chal raha hota hai koi na koi part aisa beech main aisa aaa hi jaata hai keh main phir se apnay facepalming walay mode main chali jaati hoon, matlab Ranaji nay jab Gayatri ko stairs pe dhakka diya tha toh usnay light peach color ki saari pehni thi aur ussi waqt foran jab bhaag k aarahi thi toh usnay itni jaldi change karliya keh wo saari peach se yellow aur pink k combination main chali gai...Wah CVs wah...Salute hai aapki aqal ko...Wah...Hud hi hai waisay...Khair, Gayatri bas tum acha mauka dekh kar Ranaji se baat karna, I hope wo iss baar tumhari baat sunain...Aur Rageshwari teray tyaar honay ka koi faida nahi hai dil toh tera itna kaala hai upper se black pehen kar toh ek dum kawwa(crow) lag rahi ho!!!"😆😆😆
Phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari k saath ek new mehel main pohanchtay hain aur wo mehel wo Rageshwari ko gift kardaitay hain aur phir usay kehtay hain keh wo fresh hojaay aur phir wo chali jaati hai aur wo apnay royal sevak ko uskay jaanay k baad intezaamat ki baat kartay hain keh jo maine kaha wo kiya k nahi aur wo sevak kehta hai keh sub ready hai toh I was like "Rageshwari thori dair k liye enjoy karlay tu iss mehel ko kyunkay baad main toh teri waat lagay gi hi toh khush hojaa kyunkay baad tujhe kuch nahi milnay wala...Aur Ranaji aisa bhi kia plan kiya hai aapnay Rageshwari ko phansanay k liye zara hum forum wasiis k saath bhi toh share kijiyeee...Hum pakka kisi ko nahi btain gain...!!!"😉😉😉
Jab Ranaji sevak se baat karnay k baad kamray ki taraf ja rahay hotay hain toh unhain achanak koi undurr khench laita hai aur wo koi aur nahi Gayatri hoti hai aur Ranaji ka chehra dekhnay laaiq tha uss waqt, hayyy kitnay khush thay wo apni Gayatri ko dekh kar wahan likin saath k saath tensed bhi k wo yahan kia kar rahiiin hain aur phir Gayatri ka sub kuch such btana, Rageshwari ki chalaaki aur phir Ranaji ka apna saara share karna keh wo uss vashikaran main hain hi nahi aur Gayatri ka yeh zikar karna keh koi aur bhi hai jo uski madad kar raha hai aur wo mehel main hi hai aur phir jab Ranaji nay kaha keh wo usay bhi dhoondain gain aur iss Rageshwari ko kaal kootri main saza dain gain toh I was like "OMG!!! Yeh kaal kotri wali baat toh kal maine bhi kahiii thi, thank you Ranaji meri baat ko sunnay k liye aur uspe amal karnay k liye, aur Gayatri bahut acha kiya jo tumnay Ranaji se wo uss teesray banday wali baat bta di, I hope ab tum dono mil kar uss budhi ko bhi expose karkay saali ko bahir nikal do uss mehel se kyunkay ab aur uski buk buk buk bardaasht nahi hoti..." Phir jab Ranaji Gayatri ko yeh idea daitay hain keh unki maut se hi wo buraai ko expose kar paay gain aur Gayatri hairaan reh jaati aur main bhi and I was like "No no no and no...Abhi toh mujhe aap aur zada pasand aanay lagay thay aur abhi aap marnay maranay ki baat kar rahay ho Ranaji...Nahi main aapko aisa kuch nahi karnay doon gi...Aur Gayatri tum bhi sunlo tum bhi apnay aapko nahi maarooo gi basss keh diya bas keh diya...Ranaji yeh kia baat hoi yeh bhi koi idea hoa? Aur agar kuch ghalat hogaya toh...Hay hay nahi nahi...Ranaji koi risk mat lijiyee...Likin uss gadhi ko expose bhi karna hai...Damn...Ranaji pleeease jo bhi karain soch samaj kar karain..."😳😳😳
Phir jab RaGa abhi aur baatain kar hi rahay hotay hain keh Rageshwari k chalnay ki awaaz ajaati hai aur phir wo dono chup jaatay hain aur phir jab royal sevak se wo poochti hai k Ranaji kahan hai toh wo bahana maar daita hai aur RaGa bach jaatay hain toh I was like "Good job sevak...!!!"
Aur akhir main jab Ranaji Gayatri ko gun chalana sikhaa rahay hotay hain aur wo dono baar gun utha kar bechaari rakh daiti hai aur phir jab wo kehtay hain keh aap toh bas smile kardijiye hum waisay hi marr jain gain toh I was like "Oye hoy baray romantic horahay hain likin saath saath baray dangerous khel khel rahay hain aap Ranaji, Gayatri bechari nay toh such main kabhi gun nahi chalaai, I know aap usay sikhana chaahtay ho likin uski nazar se bhi toh socho aur agar chalo nakli goliyaan bhi hain iss gun main toh nakli goliyaan jab itnay nazdeeq se maaray gi toh bhi aaap pakka marr saktay ho...Ranaji yeh bahut zada dangerous lag raha hai mujhe...Pleeease kuch aur socho na...!!!" Aur phir jab wo khud demo daitay hain apnay haath par chala kar aur Gayatri bhi dekhti hai keh unhain kuch nahi hota aur wo Gayatri ko aur strong kartay hoy kehtay hain keh aap Rani Gayatri hain toh aapko toh yeh karna hi hoga aur phir Ranaji ka kehna keh Rageshwari k saamnay humain maarnay k baad aap apnay aap ko maar dijiye ga toh iss tarha hum phir aur such k nazdeeq hojain gain aur phir unka akhir main Gayatri ko ring pehnaatay dekh kar I was like "Acha abhi nahi nikla koi khoon woon ya koi chout shot likin baad ki kia guarantee hai Ranaji, aap nahi jaantay yeh Rageshwari kitni chaalaak hai agar usnay aap dono ko aisay dekh liya aur such main asal goliyaan daal gai toh? Toh phir toh aap dono gae phirrr...Ranaji mujhe aaap dono k liye bahut darrr lag raha hai, pta nahi Gayatri ka yeh karna sahi hai bhi ya nahi...Main phir kahoon gi idea acha hai likin such main khatra bahut hai aur wo humari phool jaisi Gayatri k liye yeh sub karna bahut mushkil hai likin Rani Gayatri k liye shaid asaan ho...Toh GO GAYATRI GO...MERIII CHEETIII JAAAO aur apnay Ameerkot ka kila fateh karlo...Aur dikha do subko keh tum hi Rani ho aur tum hi humesha raho gi...!!! Ranaji pta nahi kyun likin mujhe aapkay liye bahut darr lag raha hai...Pleeease aap apna bhi khyaal rakhiye ga...!!! Budhi saali aur Rageshwari tu churail tum dono kahin ja kar doob marooo dekho zara do pyaar karnay waloon ko kitnay paapar bailnay parh rahay hain tum dono ko expose karnay k liye...I hate you budhi...!!! And you too Rageshwari...!!!"😡😡😡
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."NO NO NO and no...Ranaji nay toh neechay girna tha paahaaar se yeh toh neechay zameen pe baith gae??? Kaisay?? CCCVVVs I will kill you agar aapnay meray Ranaji ko kuch bhi kiya toh aur wo bhi Gayatri k haathoon toh phir toh aapko meri taraf se jootay parain gain"...😡😡😡
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Aur phir jab subah hojaati hai aur Gayatri uth kar Ranaji ko rookhnay ki koshish karti hai aur wo ulta usay dhakka day daitay hain aur wo bhi itna zorr se k bechari stairs pe ja girti aur wo becharay Gayatri ko gira hoa bhi nahi dekh paatay zahir hai kaisay dekh paatay khud jo apnay pyaar ko jo saza day rahay thay phir jab Swarna aati hai toh wo chalay jaatay hain toh I was like "Ooo Ranaji pehlay bechari Gayatri aapko chout nahi pohchaana chahti thi likin phir bhi usay karna parh raha tha aur ab aap bhi wohi kar rahay ho, majboori hai aapki main samaj sakti hoon likin bas avoid kiya karo usay agar takleef nahi pohchaani hai toh...Aur Gayatri yaar tum itni kyun peechay parh rahi ho, I know tumhain tension hai unki likin unki wo saari vashikaran wali nonsense utar chuki hai toh tum pleeease shaant hojao...Likin nahi tumnay bhi zaroor humesha kuch aur hi karna hota hai akhir Ranaji se itna pyaar jo karti ho...!!!"😳😳😳
Dosri taraf budhi usay tips day rahi hoti hai keh Ranaji k khaanay main wo jaaadu wala powder milaati rehna aur phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari ki taraf aatay hain toh Coca Cola aur budhi dono ghaib hojaatay hain aur phir jab Rageshwari poochti hai Ranaji se k wo kaisi lag rahi hai aur Ranaji kehtay hain "Kaatil" toh I started to laugh so hard keh everyone in my house was like 'Tumhain kia hogaya hai' and I was like 'Matt poochooo...'😉 Khair as far as his dialogue and budhi tips are concerned, I was like "Budhi koi faida nahi...Wo uskay haath se ek bhi cheez nahi khaanay wala...Toh sochoo bhi matt kuch aisa waisa...Aur Ranaji bang on...Dil jeet liya aaj aapnay mera phir se yeh keh kar keh wo kaati hai, hayyy kia sahi describe kiya aapnay uss churail ko...Bilkul bhi sahi bas abh kisi tarha aapko yeh pta chal jae keh yeh Rageshwari toh sirf ek katputli hai asli master toh koi aur hi toh bas phir budhi toh tu gai gai gai gai gai...!!!"
Jab Ranaji Rageshwari k saath gaari main beth jaatay hain aur Gayatri bhaagtay bhaagtay arahi hoti hai aur unki gaari ki diggi main peechay chup jaati hai aur wo bhi saath chal parhti hai Ranaji k aur unhain pta bhi nahi chalta toh I was like "Ay lo aur mujhe laga keh Gayatri dosri gaari main beth kar jaay...Chalo acha hai atleast Gayatri save toh hai iss diggi main...Aur CVs phir maar di fazul aaj tum nay matlab acha bhalla drama chal raha hota hai koi na koi part aisa beech main aisa aaa hi jaata hai keh main phir se apnay facepalming walay mode main chali jaati hoon, matlab Ranaji nay jab Gayatri ko stairs pe dhakka diya tha toh usnay light peach color ki saari pehni thi aur ussi waqt foran jab bhaag k aarahi thi toh usnay itni jaldi change karliya keh wo saari peach se yellow aur pink k combination main chali gai...Wah CVs wah...Salute hai aapki aqal ko...Wah...Hud hi hai waisay...Khair, Gayatri bas tum acha mauka dekh kar Ranaji se baat karna, I hope wo iss baar tumhari baat sunain...Aur Rageshwari teray tyaar honay ka koi faida nahi hai dil toh tera itna kaala hai upper se black pehen kar toh ek dum kawwa(crow) lag rahi ho!!!"😆😆😆
Phir jab Ranaji Rageshwari k saath ek new mehel main pohanchtay hain aur wo mehel wo Rageshwari ko gift kardaitay hain aur phir usay kehtay hain keh wo fresh hojaay aur phir wo chali jaati hai aur wo apnay royal sevak ko uskay jaanay k baad intezaamat ki baat kartay hain keh jo maine kaha wo kiya k nahi aur wo sevak kehta hai keh sub ready hai toh I was like "Rageshwari thori dair k liye enjoy karlay tu iss mehel ko kyunkay baad main toh teri waat lagay gi hi toh khush hojaa kyunkay baad tujhe kuch nahi milnay wala...Aur Ranaji aisa bhi kia plan kiya hai aapnay Rageshwari ko phansanay k liye zara hum forum wasiis k saath bhi toh share kijiyeee...Hum pakka kisi ko nahi btain gain...!!!"😉😉😉
Jab Ranaji sevak se baat karnay k baad kamray ki taraf ja rahay hotay hain toh unhain achanak koi undurr khench laita hai aur wo koi aur nahi Gayatri hoti hai aur Ranaji ka chehra dekhnay laaiq tha uss waqt, hayyy kitnay khush thay wo apni Gayatri ko dekh kar wahan likin saath k saath tensed bhi k wo yahan kia kar rahiiin hain aur phir Gayatri ka sub kuch such btana, Rageshwari ki chalaaki aur phir Ranaji ka apna saara share karna keh wo uss vashikaran main hain hi nahi aur Gayatri ka yeh zikar karna keh koi aur bhi hai jo uski madad kar raha hai aur wo mehel main hi hai aur phir jab Ranaji nay kaha keh wo usay bhi dhoondain gain aur iss Rageshwari ko kaal kootri main saza dain gain toh I was like "OMG!!! Yeh kaal kotri wali baat toh kal maine bhi kahiii thi, thank you Ranaji meri baat ko sunnay k liye aur uspe amal karnay k liye, aur Gayatri bahut acha kiya jo tumnay Ranaji se wo uss teesray banday wali baat bta di, I hope ab tum dono mil kar uss budhi ko bhi expose karkay saali ko bahir nikal do uss mehel se kyunkay ab aur uski buk buk buk bardaasht nahi hoti..." Phir jab Ranaji Gayatri ko yeh idea daitay hain keh unki maut se hi wo buraai ko expose kar paay gain aur Gayatri hairaan reh jaati aur main bhi and I was like "No no no and no...Abhi toh mujhe aap aur zada pasand aanay lagay thay aur abhi aap marnay maranay ki baat kar rahay ho Ranaji...Nahi main aapko aisa kuch nahi karnay doon gi...Aur Gayatri tum bhi sunlo tum bhi apnay aapko nahi maarooo gi basss keh diya bas keh diya...Ranaji yeh kia baat hoi yeh bhi koi idea hoa? Aur agar kuch ghalat hogaya toh...Hay hay nahi nahi...Ranaji koi risk mat lijiyee...Likin uss gadhi ko expose bhi karna hai...Damn...Ranaji pleeease jo bhi karain soch samaj kar karain..."😳😳😳
Phir jab RaGa abhi aur baatain kar hi rahay hotay hain keh Rageshwari k chalnay ki awaaz ajaati hai aur phir wo dono chup jaatay hain aur phir jab royal sevak se wo poochti hai k Ranaji kahan hai toh wo bahana maar daita hai aur RaGa bach jaatay hain toh I was like "Good job sevak...!!!"
Aur akhir main jab Ranaji Gayatri ko gun chalana sikhaa rahay hotay hain aur wo dono baar gun utha kar bechaari rakh daiti hai aur phir jab wo kehtay hain keh aap toh bas smile kardijiye hum waisay hi marr jain gain toh I was like "Oye hoy baray romantic horahay hain likin saath saath baray dangerous khel khel rahay hain aap Ranaji, Gayatri bechari nay toh such main kabhi gun nahi chalaai, I know aap usay sikhana chaahtay ho likin uski nazar se bhi toh socho aur agar chalo nakli goliyaan bhi hain iss gun main toh nakli goliyaan jab itnay nazdeeq se maaray gi toh bhi aaap pakka marr saktay ho...Ranaji yeh bahut zada dangerous lag raha hai mujhe...Pleeease kuch aur socho na...!!!" Aur phir jab wo khud demo daitay hain apnay haath par chala kar aur Gayatri bhi dekhti hai keh unhain kuch nahi hota aur wo Gayatri ko aur strong kartay hoy kehtay hain keh aap Rani Gayatri hain toh aapko toh yeh karna hi hoga aur phir Ranaji ka kehna keh Rageshwari k saamnay humain maarnay k baad aap apnay aap ko maar dijiye ga toh iss tarha hum phir aur such k nazdeeq hojain gain aur phir unka akhir main Gayatri ko ring pehnaatay dekh kar I was like "Acha abhi nahi nikla koi khoon woon ya koi chout shot likin baad ki kia guarantee hai Ranaji, aap nahi jaantay yeh Rageshwari kitni chaalaak hai agar usnay aap dono ko aisay dekh liya aur such main asal goliyaan daal gai toh? Toh phir toh aap dono gae phirrr...Ranaji mujhe aaap dono k liye bahut darrr lag raha hai, pta nahi Gayatri ka yeh karna sahi hai bhi ya nahi...Main phir kahoon gi idea acha hai likin such main khatra bahut hai aur wo humari phool jaisi Gayatri k liye yeh sub karna bahut mushkil hai likin Rani Gayatri k liye shaid asaan ho...Toh GO GAYATRI GO...MERIII CHEETIII JAAAO aur apnay Ameerkot ka kila fateh karlo...Aur dikha do subko keh tum hi Rani ho aur tum hi humesha raho gi...!!! Ranaji pta nahi kyun likin mujhe aapkay liye bahut darr lag raha hai...Pleeease aap apna bhi khyaal rakhiye ga...!!! Budhi saali aur Rageshwari tu churail tum dono kahin ja kar doob marooo dekho zara do pyaar karnay waloon ko kitnay paapar bailnay parh rahay hain tum dono ko expose karnay k liye...I hate you budhi...!!! And you too Rageshwari...!!!"😡😡😡
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is..."NO NO NO and no...Ranaji nay toh neechay girna tha paahaaar se yeh toh neechay zameen pe baith gae??? Kaisay?? CCCVVVs I will kill you agar aapnay meray Ranaji ko kuch bhi kiya toh aur wo bhi Gayatri k haathoon toh phir toh aapko meri taraf se jootay parain gain"...😡😡😡
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
Kumkum Bhagya
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