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Today I won't write scene by scene because the whole episode was a total joke of idiocy...
On a more thoughtful note, today's episode made me think the definition of manhood.
One scene: Gamble and Alcohol are injurious to intelligence!!!
Game Night
Avdhesh: We will play Chausar.
Rana: But I don't Gamble. Let's play something else.
Kunwar Chacha: What else could be the safest way to ruin you? That's the only game.
Rana: Of course you are right. Who else will I believe but the guy who went to offer his help to Avdhesh to snatch my kingdom from me this morning?
Gayetri: What did I do to deserve this? Oh wait, I married him.
The game starts.
Avdhesh: Let's make a bet.
Rana looks at Gayetri: Can I bet too?
Gayetri (thinks): If I say yes, you will gamble. If I say no, you will blame me for not trusting you and sulk. It's a lose-lose situation with me. At least if I say yes and you lose, you will only have yourself to blame. So yes. Hopefully you will have enough brain to stop while you are ahead.
She nods yes.
Rana: Yeah!!! She said yes.
Avdhesh: OK. Here are the betting terms. If I win, Raj Mata cooks for me. And the loser has to drink alcohol.
Rana looks at Raj Mata.
Raj Mata happily nods.
Rana: That's a fair bet. Let's play on it.
Gayetri (frustrated): OMG. I can't believe your level of stupidity. Why don't you look at me now? Let me clarify the term for your simple brain. If he wins, Raj Mata cooks for him. If you win, then you get to watch him drink. That means you win NOTHING. He made a bet where you will lose regardless if you win or not, you duffer.
The game starts, Rana loses and Avdhesh gets Raj Mata's cooking for a week while making Rana drink.
The game continues.
Gayetri: You drank too much. (The hint is that you are losing every game, you moron).
Avdhesh: Now watch darling. I will say something that is guaranteed to make Rana behave even more stupidly than usual. Rana, pssstt... A man who can't handle drink, can't handle wife.
Rana: I can handle everything. (Drinks some more)
Gayetri (frustrated): God, why don't you do a lightening strike on my husband's head right now? I need proof that it's still there.
Avdhesh: Now watch and learn some more tricks on how to handle idiots. Rana, hey pssttt... I want to see if there's anything left in Amerkot's treasury for you to lose.
Rana: I will get everything out of our treasury and bet on gambling.
Rana goes and takes all money and jewellery out of the locker.
Gayetri runs after Rana: Are you that much of an idiot? He is playing you like a puppet.
Rana (Sulks): He is taunting me. For years my mother has hidden our financial situation from people. I even had to marry you for money.. I want to pay her sacrifice and dedication by gambling everything we own. After all I just got out of your father's debt. I need to go in another debt to balance everything.
Gayetri: Are you even listening to yourself? How can one person be so dumb?
Rana (pouting): Gayetri, you don't trust me. I mean this is a game of chance and everyone knows that everyone wins in game of chance. Don't you remember Mahabharata? Kaurav's won the game.
Gayetri: You idiot, Pandavas lost everything in that game.
Rana: Yes, but we will be Kauravs. I am 100% sure.
Gayetri runs after him and gets stuck.
Avdhesh helps her: Tsk tsk, you got stuck in a really bad situation with a really stupid guy.
Gayetri is pissed off: How cruel can you get? What kind of person fools mentally challenged people, huh?
Avdhesh: What can I do if your husband makes such a tempting sucker and practically begs me to lick him? But unlike your husband, I will listen to you. If you tell me, I will lose the game.
Gayetri: No. Do me a favour and win the game. May be once he loses everything, I will finally have peaceful life with him. Once he is a pauper, no woman will want him just because of his pretty face, no one will bother to kill him, no enemy will make fool out of him. I am stuck with him, but at least we will have peace.
Avdhesh: Okay dokay.
Avdhesh to Rana: I will take pity on you and stop making fool out of you in installments. How about you bet everything you own and I bet nothing since I don't have kingdom or money or wife.
Rana: How dare you?
Gayetri (pleased): Finally the light bulb lights up. Ranaji is finally catching up.
Rana: This is not Mahabharata, I am not Yudhisthir and my wife is not Draupadi. I am insulted that you think that.
He starts to leave.
Avdhesh: Look who is running. Na na na na na!!! I am not running.
Rana comes back: I am not running. I am Rajput. I am going to get everything I own. So that I can gamble all my wordly possession to prove that I have courage.
Gayetri to Rana: Are you mad?
Rana to Gayetri: Don't worry honey. I will only bet on the stuff that has monetary value. You and your opinions have no value. So I won't bet on you.
Rana to Avdhesh: I am insulted that you think I am Pandavas. They lost everything. I am Kauravs. I am going to win everything.
Avdhesh: What a moron!!!
Gayetri (sighing): Great!!! I might as well call my dad to arrange for a room. He wanted his daughter to be a queen, now he will get a King as Ghar-jamai.
Precap: Rana loses the game...
Best Scene: Commercial Break
On a more thoughtful note, today's episode made me think the definition of manhood.
Throughout the history, there are numerous example of men fighting war, making costly decision, even getting ruined to prove their manhood. But there is no example in history (at least that I can remember) where a woman had done anything to prove their femininity.
Does it mean femininity is so strong and ingrained within women that they never feel the need to prove it and masculinity is so shallow that men have to prove it constantly by showing force, power or stupidity? Think about it!!!
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