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Today was an episode that I mostly watched sound off... It became less frustrating and more entertaining after that.
Raj Mata: Gayetri is always right. I trust her more than my own son.
Rana: No no. I can't make you unhappy. Even if that means I have to make my wife and mother unhappy.
Here's my take on it.
Scene 1: I spy, You spy...
Kunwar Chacha: Do you want to play with me and make Rana and Gayetri time out? Huh huh?
Avdhesh (Checking them out in the mirror): No never. I will only play with Rana (mentally substituteing Rana with Gayetri). How dare you? (Put sword on his neck).
Kunwar Chacha (scared): It's fine, it's fine. I will go play with Wilkinson instead.
Rana (smugly): See, Gayetri. He wuvs me!!! He only wants to play with me.
Gayetri (Confused): Does it mean he is only creepy with me? I mean Rana can hardly be wrong about every single person every single time.
Me (sighing): You are going to change your tune pretty soon, my dear. You have yet to see his limit of stupidity.
Scene 2: Khoon bhari Test tube necklace.
Avdhesh (Excited): I got my birthday present from my sister. Her blood in test tube locket. Best.Present.Ever...
Gayetri (totally creeped out): Ewww... Who wears a tube full of blood around their neck? (Trying to silently gesture towards Rana) Psycho, see?
Rana silently gestures back: No no. We are same same, but different.
Raj Mata (Happily): Happy Birthday.
Avdhesh: Can I call you mummy?
Raj Mata (Even more happy): Sure.
Gayetri (Irritated): Sure, why not? Your own son and daughter-in-law call you Raj Mata. You yourself call yourself Raj Mata. But a complete stranger who tried to murder your only son just one day ago can definitely call you mummy.
Rana (Excitedly): Really? I get a bro? BROMANCE!!!
Gayetri (Even more pissed off): I never see that much enthusiasm for romance as I see now. MEN!!!
Avdhesh: What can I say babes. Read the BRO code.
Rana (Still excited): So brother ask me for a present. Come on, ask me. Ask me.
Gayetri (frustrated): Be careful what you promise to him, you moron. He gets blood from his sister, he may demand your kidney. Then you will be same same but different too - from rest of the human population...
Avdhesh: Will you give me what I want?
Rana: Sure. I will even gift wrap and tie a floppy bow around it.
Avdhesh: I want to win (everything you have). Give me a chance.
Ranaji: That's it? I even give numerous chances to my enemies. You are my dear brah! Of course I will give you chance. Let's have a party.
Scene 3: Abhi to party shuru hui hai.
Avdhesh: So for my least problematic winning chance, we will put glass over our heads and shoot at each other. Since I already tasted your aim with dirt, I will live and you will die.
Rana: Sure, that sounds completely valid idea for birthday boy wanting to play deadly game on his birthday. That's what normal people do.
Gayetri (ready to tear her hair): Are you idiots?
Avdhesh (starry eyed): She wuvs me!!!
Gayetri: No moron. My worry is what if you live and then take turn shooting at my husband?
Raj Mata: Gayetri is always right. I trust her more than my own son.
Rana (big smile): I can still play.
Avdhesh: Since both of the women in the house are against it, let's play something which you definitely going to lose. Let's play Chausar.
Gayetri even more worried: Bad idea.
Avdhesh (sulking): I don't want you to lose (just your kingdom) and I like to win (everything including your wife). So I came up with the best idea that an idiot like you will never be able to refuse. We will play a game you can never win. But your wife is not letting me make fool out of you. Me, not happy.
Rana: No no. I can't make you unhappy. Even if that means I have to make my wife and mother unhappy.
Gayetri (sarcastic): You need brain and luck for chausar Ranaji. You have none of it and considering I married you, I don't have them either.
Me: Mix it up with alcohol and gambling and it has stupidity written all over it.
Precap: Rana decides alcohol and gambling combination is a swell idea.
So that was it. However, how accurate was my mirror prediction in yesterday's post?
The only scene worth watching today - Gayetri and Swarna...
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