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In today's episode, when Ranaji started singing "Rooth na jaana tumse kahoon toh main inn ankhoon main jo rahoon toh...Meray jaisay deewana paooo gay nahi..." And was full on in a masti mood, be it haath jorr k maafi maangna ya paaon main gir ya phir Gayatri ko touch kartay kartay uskay gallay tak pohanchna ya Gayatri ka Ranaji ko stick hatha k girana ho ya sofay pe wo hat wala scene ho ya sword wala scene aur Gayatri ka Ranaji k ird gird ghoomna ho hayyy sub bahut bahut bahut zada romantic tha...
I was like "Hayyy meray Ranaji iss full mood main hain...Ranaji aaj apkay iraday kuch theek nahi lag rahay..."
Phir jab Gayatri nay apni ankhain bunnd karkay kiss karnay wala gesture show kiya aur Ranaji ki toh smilain hi nahi khtam horahii thiiin I was like "Oh teri! Yeh Gayatri ko kia hoa achanak foran hi ankhain bunnd karliii, likin jab usnay ki bunnd meri toh halat aur tight honay lagai, uss waqt toh lag raha tha keh zaroor kuch karay gi..." Phir jab Ranaji paas aaa kar kiss karnay lagay hi thay keh Gayatri wahan se bhaag gai...I was like "You naughty you...Sahi ja rahi ho Gayatri tum..." Phir jab Ranaji nay dekha keh Gayatri bhaag gai hai toh phir Ranaji nay rose pakar kar Gayatri k saamnay neechay baith kar rose offer kiya aur kaan pakar kar sorry bola I was like"Aww shhhooo cute..."
Phir jab unho nay rose apnay mooh main daal kar Gayatri ko dance ki offer di aur Gayatri nay unka haath pakar kar chotuu sa dance karna shoro kiya aur jab Ranaji ka arm light pe hit kiya meri toh hansi hi nahi rukh rahi thi...Phir jab unho nay dance k bahanay dobara chance maarnay ki koshish ki toh
I was like "Ranaji aap bhi kum naughty nahi ho..." Phir jab Gayatri nay rose apkay mooh main halka sa touch kiya aur aap foran rukh gae aur Gayatri nay jaanay ki koshish ki wahan se aur aapnay usay apni bahooon main lay liya
I was like "Hayyy isay zada khoobsurat scene toh koi ho hi nahi sakta tha...Ranaji aj toh apnay dil hi khush kardiya...Apni Gayatri ko mananay k liye aap kitni sweet harkatain kar rahay ho...I love you so much..." I think iss scene k baad hum subko hi pyaaarrr...😉😉😉😆
Then came Kokila-Yashoda wala scene, when Yashoda told everything I had my doubts, I just had a feeling that she was not Rajmata...And I was right, she wasn't it was none other than that Coca Cola...Uff jis tarha uss nay Yashoda ko convince karnay ki koshish ki keh wo jaa k Rajmata ko kuch na btay I was like "Yeh pagal hogai hai itni bhi kia desperation k banda neechay baith k hi rookhna shoro karday..." Phir jab Coca Cola nay dekha keh yeh Yashoda aisay nahi maan rahi hai toh usnay darwaza bunnd karkay jab uspe attack kar k usay maar diya I was like "OMG!!! Yeh toh such Coca Cola nikli...Saali beshak jitni gori ho likin dil toh kaala hi rahay ga humesha iska...Such main pagal hi hai yeh...Rajmata ki itni wafadaar ko maar diya...I hate her...Bechari Yashoda bahut achi thi wo har baat Rajmata ko btati hai likin aj shaid luck uskay saath nahi thi aur iss Coca Cola nay bechari Yashoda ko maar daala..."
Tumhain kia lagta hai Kokila yeh karkay tum bach jao gi...Nahi kabhi nahi...Tumhain lagta hoga keh yeh tumhara first step tha kila fateh karnay k liye likin nahi dufferooon ki maharani tumnay khud apni maut ko invite kiya hai...Jab Rajmata ko pta chalay ga na keh Yashoda ko maarnay main tumhara haath tha toh beta tera time toh khtam iss mehel main...Yaad nahi ek garbar karnay main unho nay kis tarha tumhara haath maroor diya tha toh yeh toh phir bhi Yashoda hai...Aur main Rajmata ko jaanti hoon wo chup bethnay waloon main se nahi wo zaroor kuch aisa karain ki Coca Cola k saath k usski saath pushtain bhi yeh karnay se darain gi jo aj usnay kiya...Teri ulti ginti shorooo Kokiiilayyy...!!!😆😛😛
Then came Kunwarji-Wilkinson wala scene, jab unho nay apni taraf bari unchi unchi chorhna shoro ki keh "Agar hum jeet gae toh Ameerkot pe raaj hum hi karain gain aur Ameerkot pe raaj apka bhi toh chalay ga..."
I was like "Chup kar donkey...Aaya bara Ameerkot ka Raja bannay ek chaal toh sahi se chali jaati hai nahi chala hai Ameerkot chalanay...Mera mooh mat kholooo tum donkey warna tumhari bezti karnay main mujhe zara bhi dair nahi lagay gi...Waisay abhi bhi main wohi kar rahi hoon toh...Khair main keh doon tumhain tumhara koi scope nahi hai Ameerkot main yeh baat tum jitni jaldi accept karlo gay na tumharay liye hi acha hoga warna tumhara toh BRM se bhi bura haal hoga dekh laina...Nahi nahi likh laina...Isliye yeh fazul harkatain choro aur line pe ajao...Aur mujhe poora yaqeen hai keh tum apni gandi harkatoon se baaz nahi aao gay toh phir bhugatnay k liye tum tyaar raho...Tum aur Kokila kabhi bhi kuch nahi kar saktay aur Wilkinson bhi mooh ki khaay ga...Jald bahut jald marooo gay sub...!!!!"😉😛😉
Then came Swarna-Cheetah wala scene, Lakshraj nay apni taraf bari care show karni chaye sevika ko keh k Swarna ka khyaal rakhna and all, I was like "Yeh kia khyaal rakha ga iska, isay acha toh Cheetah rakh lay ga khyaal Swarna ka..."
Phir jab Cheetah window se enter hoa Swarna ko milnay I was like "Aww so sweet...Hayy Swarna ki kitni fikar hai isay..." Phir jab usnay bola keh "Yeh pehli kalai hai jisnay Lakhan k liye apna khoon bahaya hai...Maa kasam jo khoon aap nay bahaya hai na uski ek ek boond Lakhan pe udhaar hai...Chahay kuch bhi hojae jab tak main iss mehel main hoon na aap pe ek aanch bhi nahi aanay doon ga mera yeh vaada hai aapse..."
I was like "Aww he loves her so much...So sweet Lakhan, thank you for being there for her..." Swarna bhi kitni khush thi yeh sunkay sub...!!!😃😃😃
Then came Gayatri's dream wala scene, jab Ranaji ko tree se baannd diya gaya toh thori dair k liye mujhe laga k shaid such main yeh banday hoy hain kyunkay ajkal CVs kuch scenes waqai tezz dikhaa rahay hain likin phir jab unhain kisi nay knife se maara tab yaqeen hogaya tha keh yeh Gayatri ki dream hi hai aur wohi hoa...Gayatri bechari nay bura wala khwaab dekha...Don't worry Gayatri jab tak tum Ranaji k saath ho unka koi kuch nahi bigaar sakta...So relax...!!!😳😳😳
Then came Ranaji ka letter for Gayatri wala scene, jab Gayatri dekha keh Ranaji bed pe nahi hai aur usay tension hoi keh pta nahi wo kaha gae hain phir usnay letter dekha aur parhna shoro kiya "Apko pta hai aap neend main bhi muskurati hain...Hum apnay chaand ko dekh rahay thay...Aur humain yaqeen hai keh shaam ko humari pari humaray diye hoy tohfay ko pehen k tyaar hogiiin..." I was like "Wah Ranaji aap ka romance full sarh charhh kar bol raha hai...Acha hai lagay rahiyeee humain bhi iss bahanay kuch acha dekhna ko mil jae ga..."😆😉😉
Then came Gayatri-Damyanti phone wala scene, bechari Damyanti ko toh lagta hai pehlay btaya hi nahi keh bechari theek hai ab jab phone kiya usnay aur awaaz suni Gayatri ki toh unhain sakoon aaya, waisay agar pehlay mila k bta daitay CVs toh acha tha akhir Maa hai Gayatri ki toh itna haq toh banta hai keh unhain uski saari khabar ho...Bechari Gayatri ki Maa kitni dukhi thi jab unhain pta chala tha keh Gayatrii...Khair chalo acha hai keh atleast ab sub theek hai...Phir jab wo phone bunnd hoa aur Gayatri ki sevika se takkar hoi aur wo pooja ki thaali gir gai aur usnay socha keh kahin ab koi kuch bura nahi toh hoga...I was like"Gayatri main dobara keh rahi hoon jab tak tum Ranaji k saath ho unhain kuch nahi ho sakta...Samjhi..."😃😳😉
And lastly, Ranaji ka gundoon main phansna aur Gayatri ka tyaar honay wala scene, jab Ranaji nay apnay driver ko kaha keh bahir dekho kaun aurat behosh hoivi hai aur driver dekhnay gaya toh bechara driver khud hi shikaar hogaya...Phir humaray Ranaji form main aye apni gun nikali aur apni taraf se unho nay ek gunday ko dekh kar shoot karna shoro kiya...But, usay goli ek bhi nahi lagi, I was like "Ranaji aap toh Raja aur shikaar karna toh aapkay khoon main hai aur apka nishaana chook kaisay gaya? Kaisay? Itni mehel main alcohol ki bottlain torr torr kar practice karnay k baad bhi aap uss gunday ko na maar sakay Ranaji toh phir agay kia banay ga aapka...Hain? Please Ranaji ek gun main 6 goliyaan toh hoti hain na jab wo thay hi 5 banday toh maar girana tha na unhain waisay bhi wo aapko abhi toh maarnay se rahay kyunkay mujhe pta hai Kunwarji hi nay order kiya hoga apko abhi zinda laanay ka bas yehi mauka tha apkay paas un 5 logoon main 6 goliyaan araam se use hojaati likin khair aap shaid uss waqt Gayatri ka soch kar gun neechay rakh di...Aww...Ranaji aaap bhi na..." Idher yeh becharay pakray gae udher bechari Gayatri itnay pyaray se dress main itni pyaari lag rahi thi likin jab wo photo tooti aur phir wo kaanch haath pe lagnay se khooon nikla Gayatri ki finger se aur phir bechari ko Ranaji ki tension hoi keh wo pta nahi sahi hogain keh nahi toh I was like "Gayatri mujhe tumhain kitni baar btana paray ga kuch nahi hoga unhain...Pleeease stop worrying, bharoosa rakho apnay pyaar pe...Dekhna sub theek hoga...Aur tum toh ho hi sherni tum Ranaji ko kabhi kuch nahi honay do gi toh bas phir kia tension..."😉😉😉
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is
..." 😲...😃...😳......👏"...
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
I was like "Hayyy meray Ranaji iss full mood main hain...Ranaji aaj apkay iraday kuch theek nahi lag rahay..."
Phir jab Gayatri nay apni ankhain bunnd karkay kiss karnay wala gesture show kiya aur Ranaji ki toh smilain hi nahi khtam horahii thiiin I was like "Oh teri! Yeh Gayatri ko kia hoa achanak foran hi ankhain bunnd karliii, likin jab usnay ki bunnd meri toh halat aur tight honay lagai, uss waqt toh lag raha tha keh zaroor kuch karay gi..." Phir jab Ranaji paas aaa kar kiss karnay lagay hi thay keh Gayatri wahan se bhaag gai...I was like "You naughty you...Sahi ja rahi ho Gayatri tum..." Phir jab Ranaji nay dekha keh Gayatri bhaag gai hai toh phir Ranaji nay rose pakar kar Gayatri k saamnay neechay baith kar rose offer kiya aur kaan pakar kar sorry bola I was like"Aww shhhooo cute..."
Phir jab unho nay rose apnay mooh main daal kar Gayatri ko dance ki offer di aur Gayatri nay unka haath pakar kar chotuu sa dance karna shoro kiya aur jab Ranaji ka arm light pe hit kiya meri toh hansi hi nahi rukh rahi thi...Phir jab unho nay dance k bahanay dobara chance maarnay ki koshish ki toh
I was like "Ranaji aap bhi kum naughty nahi ho..." Phir jab Gayatri nay rose apkay mooh main halka sa touch kiya aur aap foran rukh gae aur Gayatri nay jaanay ki koshish ki wahan se aur aapnay usay apni bahooon main lay liya
I was like "Hayyy isay zada khoobsurat scene toh koi ho hi nahi sakta tha...Ranaji aj toh apnay dil hi khush kardiya...Apni Gayatri ko mananay k liye aap kitni sweet harkatain kar rahay ho...I love you so much..." I think iss scene k baad hum subko hi pyaaarrr...😉😉😉😆
Then came Kokila-Yashoda wala scene, when Yashoda told everything I had my doubts, I just had a feeling that she was not Rajmata...And I was right, she wasn't it was none other than that Coca Cola...Uff jis tarha uss nay Yashoda ko convince karnay ki koshish ki keh wo jaa k Rajmata ko kuch na btay I was like "Yeh pagal hogai hai itni bhi kia desperation k banda neechay baith k hi rookhna shoro karday..." Phir jab Coca Cola nay dekha keh yeh Yashoda aisay nahi maan rahi hai toh usnay darwaza bunnd karkay jab uspe attack kar k usay maar diya I was like "OMG!!! Yeh toh such Coca Cola nikli...Saali beshak jitni gori ho likin dil toh kaala hi rahay ga humesha iska...Such main pagal hi hai yeh...Rajmata ki itni wafadaar ko maar diya...I hate her...Bechari Yashoda bahut achi thi wo har baat Rajmata ko btati hai likin aj shaid luck uskay saath nahi thi aur iss Coca Cola nay bechari Yashoda ko maar daala..."
Tumhain kia lagta hai Kokila yeh karkay tum bach jao gi...Nahi kabhi nahi...Tumhain lagta hoga keh yeh tumhara first step tha kila fateh karnay k liye likin nahi dufferooon ki maharani tumnay khud apni maut ko invite kiya hai...Jab Rajmata ko pta chalay ga na keh Yashoda ko maarnay main tumhara haath tha toh beta tera time toh khtam iss mehel main...Yaad nahi ek garbar karnay main unho nay kis tarha tumhara haath maroor diya tha toh yeh toh phir bhi Yashoda hai...Aur main Rajmata ko jaanti hoon wo chup bethnay waloon main se nahi wo zaroor kuch aisa karain ki Coca Cola k saath k usski saath pushtain bhi yeh karnay se darain gi jo aj usnay kiya...Teri ulti ginti shorooo Kokiiilayyy...!!!😆😛😛
Then came Kunwarji-Wilkinson wala scene, jab unho nay apni taraf bari unchi unchi chorhna shoro ki keh "Agar hum jeet gae toh Ameerkot pe raaj hum hi karain gain aur Ameerkot pe raaj apka bhi toh chalay ga..."
I was like "Chup kar donkey...Aaya bara Ameerkot ka Raja bannay ek chaal toh sahi se chali jaati hai nahi chala hai Ameerkot chalanay...Mera mooh mat kholooo tum donkey warna tumhari bezti karnay main mujhe zara bhi dair nahi lagay gi...Waisay abhi bhi main wohi kar rahi hoon toh...Khair main keh doon tumhain tumhara koi scope nahi hai Ameerkot main yeh baat tum jitni jaldi accept karlo gay na tumharay liye hi acha hoga warna tumhara toh BRM se bhi bura haal hoga dekh laina...Nahi nahi likh laina...Isliye yeh fazul harkatain choro aur line pe ajao...Aur mujhe poora yaqeen hai keh tum apni gandi harkatoon se baaz nahi aao gay toh phir bhugatnay k liye tum tyaar raho...Tum aur Kokila kabhi bhi kuch nahi kar saktay aur Wilkinson bhi mooh ki khaay ga...Jald bahut jald marooo gay sub...!!!!"😉😛😉
Then came Swarna-Cheetah wala scene, Lakshraj nay apni taraf bari care show karni chaye sevika ko keh k Swarna ka khyaal rakhna and all, I was like "Yeh kia khyaal rakha ga iska, isay acha toh Cheetah rakh lay ga khyaal Swarna ka..."
Phir jab Cheetah window se enter hoa Swarna ko milnay I was like "Aww so sweet...Hayy Swarna ki kitni fikar hai isay..." Phir jab usnay bola keh "Yeh pehli kalai hai jisnay Lakhan k liye apna khoon bahaya hai...Maa kasam jo khoon aap nay bahaya hai na uski ek ek boond Lakhan pe udhaar hai...Chahay kuch bhi hojae jab tak main iss mehel main hoon na aap pe ek aanch bhi nahi aanay doon ga mera yeh vaada hai aapse..."
I was like "Aww he loves her so much...So sweet Lakhan, thank you for being there for her..." Swarna bhi kitni khush thi yeh sunkay sub...!!!😃😃😃
Then came Gayatri's dream wala scene, jab Ranaji ko tree se baannd diya gaya toh thori dair k liye mujhe laga k shaid such main yeh banday hoy hain kyunkay ajkal CVs kuch scenes waqai tezz dikhaa rahay hain likin phir jab unhain kisi nay knife se maara tab yaqeen hogaya tha keh yeh Gayatri ki dream hi hai aur wohi hoa...Gayatri bechari nay bura wala khwaab dekha...Don't worry Gayatri jab tak tum Ranaji k saath ho unka koi kuch nahi bigaar sakta...So relax...!!!😳😳😳
Then came Ranaji ka letter for Gayatri wala scene, jab Gayatri dekha keh Ranaji bed pe nahi hai aur usay tension hoi keh pta nahi wo kaha gae hain phir usnay letter dekha aur parhna shoro kiya "Apko pta hai aap neend main bhi muskurati hain...Hum apnay chaand ko dekh rahay thay...Aur humain yaqeen hai keh shaam ko humari pari humaray diye hoy tohfay ko pehen k tyaar hogiiin..." I was like "Wah Ranaji aap ka romance full sarh charhh kar bol raha hai...Acha hai lagay rahiyeee humain bhi iss bahanay kuch acha dekhna ko mil jae ga..."😆😉😉
Then came Gayatri-Damyanti phone wala scene, bechari Damyanti ko toh lagta hai pehlay btaya hi nahi keh bechari theek hai ab jab phone kiya usnay aur awaaz suni Gayatri ki toh unhain sakoon aaya, waisay agar pehlay mila k bta daitay CVs toh acha tha akhir Maa hai Gayatri ki toh itna haq toh banta hai keh unhain uski saari khabar ho...Bechari Gayatri ki Maa kitni dukhi thi jab unhain pta chala tha keh Gayatrii...Khair chalo acha hai keh atleast ab sub theek hai...Phir jab wo phone bunnd hoa aur Gayatri ki sevika se takkar hoi aur wo pooja ki thaali gir gai aur usnay socha keh kahin ab koi kuch bura nahi toh hoga...I was like"Gayatri main dobara keh rahi hoon jab tak tum Ranaji k saath ho unhain kuch nahi ho sakta...Samjhi..."😃😳😉
And lastly, Ranaji ka gundoon main phansna aur Gayatri ka tyaar honay wala scene, jab Ranaji nay apnay driver ko kaha keh bahir dekho kaun aurat behosh hoivi hai aur driver dekhnay gaya toh bechara driver khud hi shikaar hogaya...Phir humaray Ranaji form main aye apni gun nikali aur apni taraf se unho nay ek gunday ko dekh kar shoot karna shoro kiya...But, usay goli ek bhi nahi lagi, I was like "Ranaji aap toh Raja aur shikaar karna toh aapkay khoon main hai aur apka nishaana chook kaisay gaya? Kaisay? Itni mehel main alcohol ki bottlain torr torr kar practice karnay k baad bhi aap uss gunday ko na maar sakay Ranaji toh phir agay kia banay ga aapka...Hain? Please Ranaji ek gun main 6 goliyaan toh hoti hain na jab wo thay hi 5 banday toh maar girana tha na unhain waisay bhi wo aapko abhi toh maarnay se rahay kyunkay mujhe pta hai Kunwarji hi nay order kiya hoga apko abhi zinda laanay ka bas yehi mauka tha apkay paas un 5 logoon main 6 goliyaan araam se use hojaati likin khair aap shaid uss waqt Gayatri ka soch kar gun neechay rakh di...Aww...Ranaji aaap bhi na..." Idher yeh becharay pakray gae udher bechari Gayatri itnay pyaray se dress main itni pyaari lag rahi thi likin jab wo photo tooti aur phir wo kaanch haath pe lagnay se khooon nikla Gayatri ki finger se aur phir bechari ko Ranaji ki tension hoi keh wo pta nahi sahi hogain keh nahi toh I was like "Gayatri mujhe tumhain kitni baar btana paray ga kuch nahi hoga unhain...Pleeease stop worrying, bharoosa rakho apnay pyaar pe...Dekhna sub theek hoga...Aur tum toh ho hi sherni tum Ranaji ko kabhi kuch nahi honay do gi toh bas phir kia tension..."😉😉😉
As far as the precap is concerned, my reaction is
..." 😲...😃...😳......👏"...
Do share your thoughts guys😳😳😳
Thank you so much🤗🤗🤗
