
Raghav: Chumma Chumma de de, Chumma chumma de de chumma...
Kalpi: *Ew, It's hard to believe that such decent looking guy can be so cheap!*
Raghav: Jumme ke din kiya chumme ka vada, Jumme ko tod diya chumme ka vada...
Kalpi: Disgusting!!
Ramu: Is anything wrong Pakhi? You seem quite disturbed, are you alright?
Pakhi: No I'm not My Love. After Bhabhi's death, I'm so worried for bhai.
Ramu: Hmmm I know Raghav Sir loves Kalpana Madam so much. Poor soul has to live without his love now. But you please stop worrying about him, and have faith in god. I'm sure happiness will return in his life one day.
Pakhi: Oh Ramu, talking to you is always so soothing and relaxing! I'm so lucky to have you in My Life!
Ramu: Come to My place tonight. You need a relaxing body massage also.π
Pakhi: Well, Only massage?π³
Ramu: Uff this killer smile of yours!!π Have I ever said no to you baby? See ya tonight; at 9! π
10 pm, at Ramu's Flat
"Aaahh f**k!! Aah... aah...aah...aah... you trying to kill me Ramu, Oh! AaH..". "f**k Pakhi you're too sexy baby!"
Raghav: Chumma chumma de de, chumma chumma de de chumma,
Kalpi: Urgh Not again! I'm not going to tolerate this nonsense anymore, I've to teach him a lesson today!
Pakhi: Please forgive him please, I'm sorry on behalf of My Bhai. Actually he lost his wife in a car accident last month, he has not got over the shock yet. Your look exactly like My late Bhabhi, even I was shocked when I first saw you. That's why he sings bhabhi's favourite song whenever he sees you as for him you're his Kalpana.
Kalpi: Oh, that's so sad! Thank god you told me all this, or I would have scolded him hard.

Pakhi: I beg you for my borther happiness, for his life. You have to do it Kalpi, please.
Kalpi: Ok Pakhi; I'm ready.
Gauri: Yeah tell me Pkhi beta, You wanted to talk something important?
Gauri: What! What! What! Are you mad Pakhi!? How could you even think that? You know very well that I've never liked Kalpana and there's no way I'm gonna bring that Kalpi who looks like her as My daughter-in-law in this house.
Pakhi: Why you gotta be so selfish Mom? Can't you keep your hate for Kalpana bhabhi's face aside for the sake of your son and his happiness?
Gauri: Whatever I've said that's final.
Gauri: Please Open the door Pakhi beta! Talk to me please!
Pakhi: If you don't change your decision, I'll kill myself Mom.
Gauri: You're very important for me beta,more than anything else. Open the door please and I promise we both will go to meet Kalpi's Parents and fix her marriage with Raghav.
Pakhi: Pyaara bhaiya mera dulha Raja banke aa gaya, pyaara bhaiya mera.
Raghav: Let's go Pakhi Ramu jiju is waiting for you.
Pakhi: You're like My Mother Kamla Maa and I need your blessing. I'm going to marry Ramu and start a new life with him today.
π
I know I'm mad. π