Part 3:
Kalpi was sitting at the cafeteria waiting for her friends to come.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the cafeteria doors and when Kalpi turned to look she saw Raghav coming in through the cafeteria doors surrounded by girls. " Rags baby you are having lunch with me " said a blond girl named Laila. " no Ragu you will eat with Simona Saggu " said the girl named Simona.
Suddenly Simona was pushed aside and Reena grasped onto Raghav's arm.
Reena " chal chal Poot uske khana liya maine loot. Aaja Rag Raja sikhati hoon bajana Band Baja". Just then Laila and Simona started pushing Reena and a fight broke loose with Rags getting pulled this way and that. Suddenly there was a loud bang and everyone stopped what they were doing and there stood Sunil.
Sunil " this is Rags not a peice of Roti that you
Are pulling this way and that. Kasam mamaji ki if mamaji hadn't made me promise not to fight Tum theeno ko watt laga deta. Oh mamaji kyon . Kyon mamaji kyon. Mamaji kyon liya Yeh promise na ladna ka kyon mamaji kyon "
Just then noorima entered " nil mere mamaji ke chaila I am enough for my naughty Rags. That's why I am sexy Lexy Naughty naughty spotty spotty naughty girl noorima. Rags Rags my naughty boy "
Rags " girls girls there is more than enough of me to
Go around u can have a leg , this one could have an arm , and oh my Laila tu Laila Sara chaila " he winked at the girls and shewed them off with a wave of his hand .
Rags, Sunil and noorima went and sat at the table with Kalpi.
Kalpi " gotta say you are no
Longer RB you are RR Rapchik Romeo. God dude you nearly got pummelled by those girls "
Noorima " no one can pummel my Rags with me around . I will see who
Pummels who when I sit on them . They can't handle all this lusciousness ... Hee Hee hee only rags can have this luscious body ... Ooyee ma ... Naughty boy " And noorima covered her face and then uncovered it and winked at rags making rags squirm .
Kalpi ". Haan Rags noorima ur bodyguard with booty that will make those girls go Scooty is your naughty girl naughty boy ". And kalpi started giggling .
Sunil " eh have u seen my size I could get rid of those girls with a flick if my fingers ... But... But mamaji kyon ...mamaji kyon. Why mamaji why ...
why did you make me promise not to fight ... Why mamaji why "
And smack Kalpi smacked Sunil on the side of his head.
Sunil " Mara mujhe Mara ... Kyon yaar kyon mujhe Mara ... Why did u hit me ... It hurts ... Kasam mamaji ki if mamaji hadn't made me promise not to hit girls ... Why mamaji why did u make... Mmm"
And Kalpi stuck duct tape on Sunil's mouth .
Kalpi " one more word and I will show what mamaji's promise will do. And don't try peeling that duct tape off or else those ond or two hairs u have growing for a beard will give u pain"
Just then Kashish came " nilu mere nilu . Hey why did you take my Nu's mouth "
Kalpi " this MC wouldn't stop with his mamaji ka loud speaker "
Kashish " my poor nilu " she caressed his head .
Kashish " hey guys October fest dance night is upon us. Have u guys figured out who you are going with?"
Kalpi started laughing " the rest of us don't know but RR here is has three to choose from one he gave his leg , one he gave his arm and the other he said poora ka poora Laila main hoon tera chaila . So rags u taking tangdi kabob, bahon ka kwab, Ya jiska hai tu chaila oh Laila teri Laila. "
Rags scoffed " I am taking all 3 you think this hotness can be given to only one chick ... No way . One girl on each arm and one around my neck. After all I gotta show my studliness"
Kashish " studliness my foot. Just the other day you screamed like a girl when you saw a spider ... Ahhh mommy .. Mommy spider spider "
Rags " in my defense that was a big spider"
Kalpi " really RR like this one " and before rags knew what was happening Kalpi had reached over and placed a tranchulla on his head.
Rags jumped up " ahhhj mommy mommy ... Spider spider" and he started shaking his head and the tranchulla fell on the table and Sunil started giving his own muffled screams and jumped up hugging rags neck and squeezing tight while screaming in muffled tones " mmm ... Mmm".
Kalpi and Kashish were keeling over laughing and noorima seeing the spider crawling closer to her Noorima got scared and with a " ooyeee ma " shot up fast and knocked the table over and hyped up high and crashed into Sunil and Rags landing on them.
Rags " help take her of she weighs more than an elephant"
Sunil was just letting out muffled groans . Kashish who was keeling over with laughter went over to Sunil and in one swift stroke peeled the duct tape off and "ahhh. Kashu you ripped my only beard hair off. "
Rags " take this elephant noorima off "
Noorima quickly got up.
Noorima " hmmph liar rags. I am as light as a feather it's this nil who weighs as much as a heffer u were joking weren't you my naughty boy"
Sunil " jhooti Moti . I weigh 140 pounds but u r atleast 180 and u call me a heffer. If it wasn't for mamaji's promise aaj Moti se khothi bana deta. Oooh mamaji why ... Why did u make me promise mamaji why"
Kalpi and Kashish just smacked their hands on their heads.
Kashish " this boy and his mamaji ... One day I am going to meet your mamaji"
Rags got up and said " I better not have a mark
On my sexy bod the dance is this Friday. So sugar snap where did you get that spider ?"
Kalpi " from biology. Kashish toldd about you and spiders and I just couldn't resist. So anyway the dance is this Weekend so Kashish and noorima you want to go together?"
Kashish " Nilu is it ok if we take hoity toity with us."
Sunil looked at Kashish wide eyed " Huh when did this happen... Who said we are going together?"
Kashish " I did so get a good suit and pick me up at 6pm . Hoity toity and noor we will meet at the school gym at 630pm "
Kalpi " sure BCS and noor do you have a date ?
Noorima biting her lower lip and smiling said ". Yes ... It's a surprise... Naughty girl"
Kalpi " well looks like I am
The only one. Oh well I will
Meet you at the gym
at 630pm"
Rags "if u want a date sugar snap I can set you up with bablu over there ". Raghav said pointing at a short skinny boy with thick
Glasses and suspenders pulled do high he was getting a wedgie and buck teeth with braces. Kalpi gave rags a murderous look and said " no thanks"
With that the bell rang indicating lunch was over and it was time for class.
Finally the weekend arrived and everybody was ready for the dance. Rags was wearing black dress pants with black and white checkered shirt and black tie. He walked into the gym with Simona, Reena and Laila on his arms. Kashish was wearing a turquoise blue sequinned spaghetti strap knee length gown and Sunil was wearing a black dress pants with blue and white striped dress shirt and white tie. They walked in together holding hands.
Just after them Noorima walked in with Bablu all smiles and blushing.
Kashish " hoity toity hasn't come yet. You don't think she's going to skip the dance because she is alone do you"
Rags " why don't you call her " but no sooner had rags said this when...
Noorima " she's here and naughty girl look at her "
And there stood Kalpi in the door way with a very handsome boy wearing a black backless floor length gown with a side slit her hair in curls and looking absolutely gorgeous.
Kashish " she came with Saagar the captain of the soccer team and ummm hmmm they look sssttt ow hawt together"
Kalpi and Saagar came up to them.
Kalpi " hi guys ... You guys look great "
Kashish ". Ummm hmmm girlfriend u r hawt. "
Kaloi " look who's talking the girl who put the school on fire "
Rags was staring at her without blinking surprised she had a date and thinking she looked gorgeous.
Rags " u look sweeter than sugar today sugar snap"
Kalpi blushed and said " thanks . By the way this is Saagar"
Rags " we met"
Saagar " I know him captain of the basketball team"
They shook hands and both were squeezing tighter and tighter . Finally Saagar couldn't take it anymore and yanked his hand away.
Rags laughed and said " you get strong arms from playing basket ball and in the words of Salman Khan " muscle dekhe hain muscle muscle ke rakh doon ga""
Saagar " well I don't need salman khan to tell you one kick and I will make you sick "
Kalpi " hey let's go dance their playing some really good tunes" and Saagar held her hand and took her to the dance floor while rags looked on. After a few minutes rags grabbed his dates and followed suit.
Pretty soon they were all dancing in one big group noorima and bablu were lost in each other and and rags kept giving Saagar icy glares. Suddenly Rags said he will Be back and excused himself. After a few minutes rags came back and saw everyone standing near buffet table and he went there and stood for a few minutes then " hey Saagar what is that on your pants ".
Saagar looking down " what"
Rags pulled his pants and emptied ants from a ziploc bag into his pants .
Rags " that!'!!!"
Saagar started squirming and itching .
Rags " now that's the true meaning of ants in your pants... Dance Saagar dance "
Rags laughed and laughed.
Saagar " kalpana I gotta go home these ants are stinging in my pants " he said itching his b. Then his thigh, then his crotch and then back to his thigh as he left.
Kalpi looked at Raghav and calmly went upto him and Reena and suddenly without warning pushed Reena into ragsan ing his arms automatically wrap around her.
Kalpi to Laila and Simona ". Eh Simona , eh Laila Reena is taking your chaila" and the two girls instantly charged at them and started pulling rachothers hairs and dresses.
Rags tried to stop them but it was of no use and then suddenly THUD.
Noorima had jumped onto the girls and smushed them under her.
Noorima " naughty naughty girls. I told you next time I would sit on you"
Kalpi and Kashish just laughed while rags stated on in embarrassment. Kalpi went up to Rags and tapped him on the shoulder.
Kalpi " and the score is tied my friend ." With that Kalpi slapped his cheek and chuckled. " madam Noor u crushed rags hoor ".
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Edited by sunyy - 9 years ago
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