Part 25:
A week after the whole gym incident Kamla and Pakhi were gone grocery shopping at the local supermarket, Kamla was wearing black skinny jeans with a white button down blouse. Pakhi was wearing white capri leggings with a light mint green tank dress. they both had really sharp stillettos on.
When they got to the supermarket They ran into Santo who was the cleanup lady of the supermarket. Just as They were about to pass they saw Banto. Banto came strolling up to them and said " Dekh Santo these two murghis have come to the grocery store better hope looking at Kamlas size someone doesn't this she is a whole cow for sale and stick her in the freezer."
Santo " Vho tho theekh hai But what if the zoo keeper takes the goat beside her to feed to thelions at the zoo."
Kamla " hey who you calling a cow Khatay Peetay ghar se hoon"
Banto " vho tho dikh raha hai that's why Ramu's cow Gauri is even thinner than u."
Pakhi to Santo " Who you calling a goat guys love skinny girls look at my Ramu"
Santo " Ramu tho kudh andhere main ujala dhoond raha hai and as for guys looking for skinny yeah they look for skinny but not bones dug up from the graveyard."
And both sister laughed at Pakhi and Kamla. Just then they heard a "YOU" from behind them and when they turned they saw the Fat Lady and bruno hand in hand.
Bruno was wearing Bermuda shortswhich was doing very little to hide the bulge of manliness behind them. Kamla's knees started going weak at the sight of Bruno and she started drooling. Where as Pakhi was staring at him without blinking her eye bulging out. Pakhi spread her arms out and started walking towards Bruno to hug him and WHAM she got a massive hand to the forhead and fell back wards knocking Kamla over with her. It was the Fat Lady's hand as she had stuck her arm out the minute Pakhi started coming towards Bruno.
Pakhi got up and started dusting herself off and then helped Kamla. Just then they heard a Shot in the air and Ten masked men came running in the grocery store with guns in their hands saying " Hands up this store is being robbed everyone on the ground"
Kamla, Pakhi Santo, Banto, Fat Lady and Bruno all laid down on the floor.
Banto " Inn salon ki tho mein band bajanay wali hoon"
Santo " Yes they come in here and do this to us"
Fat Lady " Bruno and i are with you we are going to kick some robber butt"
Bruno " yes hunny bun we are"
Kamla " I will give them a beating Kamla style"
Pakhi "This lady is ready to bite their asses"
With that the six of them got up and the robbers turned around " Hey lay down or I'll shoot"
But before they could do anything they ran into the isles. The robbers were following them. One Robber came to kamla who was in the Soup and pastas isle. She was Hiding behind a huge pyramid of soup. The robber stopped in front of the pyramid and had his back to it so Kamla pushed the pyramid and the soup cans came crashing on the robbers head knocking the gun ot of his hands. Kamla quickly came to the front and kicked the gun far away and then she grabbed a massive jar of pasta sauce the bulk food kind and as the robber started to get up WHAM she knocked him on the head with the jar sending his face flying to the right and then BHAM she whacked him with the jar again sending his flying to the left and then SHABHAM she brought it right underneath and hit him in between the legs with it and then KABAM straight on the head making the robbers eyes roll in his head and fall down .
Mean while Santo and Banto had ran up the Frozen Foods isle. Two of the robbers cam after them. Santo grabbed a frozen Chicken from the freezer and Banto grabbed a bucket of ice cream but not before she grabbed a bunch of cans of frozen juice and rolled them all together at the robbers feet causing them to lose balance and fall flat backwards . When one of them tried to get up Santo slammed him with the chicken and the other had gotten on his feet when Banto banged the ice cream bucket right into his behind and then another slam straight into his stomach. Santo then threw the chicken on the ground and grabbed the robber by his neck and Banto on the the other hand grabbed the other Robber by the ponytail peaking out from under the mask and the two sisters looked at each other and gave a nod. Banto gave one punch to the stomack Santo gave one kick to the behind Banto gave one knee between the legs Santo gave one swift stomp to the foot and then they twirled them around and tossed them so that they traded off robbers. Banto grabbed the robbers track pants and ripped them off revealing boxers with Sponge bob on them. Banto started laughing " alay alay alay alay chota bacha sponge bob pehnta hai.Kya baat hai Dora wala kacha mila nahin tha kya" and saying that Banto opened a bag of frozen peas and pulled the front of his boxers and spilled the peas into them causing him to shriek with the coldness hitting his wee wee. Then she opend the bucket of ice cream and opened the back side of his boxers then she scooped the ice cream with her hands and shoved it into the back of his boxers.
The Robber immediately yelled " Ai Yai Yai, my front is cold my back is cold " and he was hopping areound banging into this wall and that wall. Santo then looked at the robber in her hands and ripped off his tshirt revealing a nasty pot belly and a covered with as much hair as a bear. She opened the can of frozen juice squeezed it onto his chest a frozen and then she grabbed a tin of frozen serbet and smeared it all over his chest and topped it off with frozen strawberries. Then she grabbed a bunch of clothes pins hanging on the side of the isle and stuck them on his belly and upper chest causing him to yell oh my nipples oh my belly button oh my hairy belly. and santo and Banto laughed and went from there.
Pakhi had meanwhile gone into the laundry soap isle following one of the robbers. She very quietly tip toed behind his and picked up a fabric softener bottle opened it and before the robber could react dumped it all on his head. Then since she had caught him off guard she grabbed the gun and threw it far away . She grabbed pair of sissors after and cut up his shirt and pants. Then she grabbed Laundry soap and whacked him behind the head with it. The robber turned around and tried to swing a punch at her but she had opened the laundry soap and squirted it in his face and on the floor in front of him. He then lunged forward at her but due to the soap on the floor the floor was slippery and he went slipping and sliding straight on his bum and down the isle until he crashed into the shelf of stain removers that cam tumbling down on him. Then pakhi went and opened a bottle of bleach and poured it on him.
Pakhi " Now thats what I call getting put through the ringer and to keep you clean I thought I should disinfect you " saying that pakhi took off.
Meanwhile Bruno and the Fat Lady were in the Pet isle Where The had cornered two of the robbers. The Fat Lady had grabbed a dog leash and lassoed one of the robbers and Bruno had gotten itching powder and shoved it down the robbers pants.the robber was itching so much he took off his pants revealing girls bikini thongs. Bruno and The Fat Lady started laughing.
" Well well well what have we hear "Bruno said grabbing the elastic of the thongs and snapping it. " Are U trapped in a man's body or is it a freaky fetish" With that Bruno grabbed a can of Dog food opened it and smeared all over the robbers butt cheeks with a spatula. The fat Lady handed Bruno The robber with the dog leash and picked up a big bag of dog food and and next thing you know she threw at the robber itching himself hitting me straight in the back knocking him forward with the dog food on top and then The fat lady grabbed dog shampoo and opened the bottle and poured it down the robbers pants and shirt. Then she grabbed the conditioner and poured that down the shirt and pants of the robber. The Fat Lady then grabbed cans of Cat food and said lets play hit the robber on the head. She began throwing the cat food every time hitting him between the eyes or the forehead. until he was knocked unconscious. Leaving them They went form there.
After that the six of them cornered the remaining 4 robbers in the food isle Kamla grabbed a Uge Watermelon and Looked at one of the fat robbers and said hey " Big Bubba how about a game of melon ball and before the robber could react she threw the melon at him and Splat it his face and split open and just as Bubba was about to recover Kamla said " Big Bubba ur skin looks sticky fish oil is good for skin so how about some fish and she grabbed the salmon from the Deli and started throwing it at him one by one and he tried dodging it this way and that way but in the ind he landed in a shopping cart and went rolling down the isle until he hit a tall lanky robber knocking him down the process.The tall lanky robber got back up and pakhi and Banto said " Yo High tower sorry your heist went sour" and with that They grabbed lemons and limes and started pelting hime with them. They chased him into the feminine isle and grabbed the ready to wax stripps. Banto chased High Tower and as she got close to him she took a flying leap and tackled him. Pakhi quickly came forward and pulled High Towers Pants off. He was wearing regular under wear and had hairy upper thighs. Pakhi stuck the ready to use wax strips all around his pelvic area and said i think u can use a bikini wax and with that she pulled them all off at once and high towere started squealing. " It stings it stings oh my balls it stings it stings."
Just then Santo , the Fat Lady and Bruno got hold of the other two robbers one was short and pudgy and kept itching his back and the other was twitching his head sideways with a tick.
Santo had come from behind and grabbed the Pudgy robber by the shirt collar and turned with his back facing Fat Lady.
Fat Lady " Yo Fudgy Pudgy How about I scratch that itch." and saying so she grabbed a ctus from the floral section and shoved it up his back causing the needles to prick. " AHHH" said Fudgy Pudgy and Then Santo grabbed a Mop Bucket and put it over his Head while The Fat Lady grabbed a broom handle and banged and banged it and banged it causing Fudgy Pudgy to fall down as he had massive ringing in his ears.
Bruno Then got hold of the twitching robber and said " yo Twitchmeister how about some baking." He then lifted ttwitchmeister over his head and shoved him face firt into an open bag of flour. He then threw himon the ground with a thud and smeared icing all over him. Then Bruno grabbed some nuts candies andsyrup and poured that all over him. Last he grabbed a pickled cherry and stuck that in his head and said " There now we got a twitchmeister cupcake." As Bruno finished that he went to the others and Kamla seeing Bruno went running to him and gave him a big hug and before Bruno could react she brought her hands to his legs and grabbed his wee wee. She started fondling it and squeezing it and just as she was about to take it out THWACK she got hit on the head with a cantaloupe and as ssoon as Kamla turned around to see who it ws The Fat Lady Came charging at her and bang she tackled her to the ground. sitting on top of Kamla The FatLady grabbed a bunch of cream puffs and shoved them in her face her mouth and nostrils.
Fat Lady " Now eat on them balls and leave mine alone or I'll pulverize you" and just before she got up she grabbed kamla's Stilletto and and shoved the heel in between her legs causing Kamla to squirm.
Fat Lady " your coochy coo was so hot to trot well here u go i copped a feel with the heel." And saying that she got up straightened herself out and said " Main tho hoon hi chui mui" and grabbed Bruno's hand and took off.
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Edited by sunyy - 10 years ago
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