Part 14:
Pakhi and Ramu had gone to his village. When they got off the train a tall thin bean pole like man was waiting for them to take them to ramus house. They got into the taxi. It was an hours drive to the village on an unpaved road full of potholes. The taxi ride was bumpy and pakhi and Ramu were bouncing around like ping pong balls. Suddenly the taxi hit the mother of all potholes and sent pakhi flying back words her arm flailing in the air and hitting Ramu in the face . Her legs went flying up and hit the driver in the back of the head Sending him lurching forward and into another pot hole. This time pakhis arm hit the top of ramus head causing the clasp of her watch to get stuck in ramus hair. Her legs had gone flailing up again hitting the back of the drivers head causing her ankle bracelet to get stuck in the drivrs hair. Just as pakhi was trying to untangle her arm and leg the taxi hit another pot hole causing her arm and leg to rip out of ramus and the drivers hair. No sooner had pakhis arm and leg been free then Ramu and the driver gave blood curdling screams. Pakhi had ripped a huge patch of hair from Ramu and the drivers head giving them bald spots.
Pakhi " finally my arm and leg is free"
Ramu " this ride is more harmful and bumpier than your butt cheeks"
Driver " main tho 5000 rupees kay lalich mein aake pashtaya. Jo pashtaya wo sirf chapad aur lath hi khaya".
Finally they reached ramus house. The driver wasting no time at all jumped out of the taxi , dumped their luggage , made sure ramu and pakhi were out of taxi and was getting into the taxi saying " oh giod let me keave in one peice and save me from that buck toothed toothbrush and her black tea bag" pAkhi heard him and without thinking it over grabbed him by the neck and said " Ramu take ur stance". Ramu immediately spread his legs as though he was doing jumping jAcks and pakhi stuck him in between ramus legs and Ramu immeduately closed his legs caging his head. Pakhi lifted her bony squash shaped foot and gave him one big thwack in his bum causing his pants to rip and bum crack to show in between a foot print shaped hole. The Pakhi grabbed his hair and lifted his head and stick it in her sweaty arm pits. Rubbing his nose in good. The driver unable to hold his breath felt his eyes tearing and nostrils deflating from the smell . After five minutes of rubbing his face in her arm pit Pakhi finally let him go. No sooner had pakhi let him go and the driver fell to the ground with a thud.
Pakhi " now that's what I call a pit stop".
Pakhi " driver babu don't mess with the poo she'll make u into driver stew"
Pakhi singing and dancing grabbing Ramu and twirling him " jumme ki raat hai . Allah bachaye tujhe poo ke waar se , Poo ki ye laat hai , poo ka ye haath hai , Allah bachaye tujhe in ke waar se. Bum pe para chatka , naak ko mila jhatka , Allah bachaye tujhe iss smell ke waar se."
The driver was delusional from the arm pit smell. He got up in lighting as soon he regained his senses and quickly got in his taxi while chanting " hai more ramji , hai more ramji , hai more ramji aaj bachale ye poo mujhe phirse armpit mein na daale" and he drove off without a backward glance.
Once they had put their luggage in their room Ramu happened to pass the mirror and as soon as he looked at himself he gave a blood curdling scream. Pakhi came running " chai pati kya hua"
Ramu " my hair ... U ripped out my hair. I look like ur dads bum bare from the sides and hair in the crack."
Pakhi " chill chai pati. It'll grow back"
With that they went out for a walk in the fields. As Ramu was giving pakhi the tour he took her to the stables.
Ramu " this is my cow gauri and that is my donkey vitthal. "
Pakhi followed Ramu around the stable when her foot landed in something wet and slimey. Pakhi looked down and saw her foot stuck in something brown.
Pakhi " ew cow poo"
Ramu " now u found ur real home"
Pakhi " I m hoing to get u" and she lunged forward towards Ramu but she got her other foot stuck in cow poo and ended up falling forward. As she fell forward she hit gauri"s bum and landed hard face first on the ground in cow poo. As soon as pakhi landed gauri lifted her tail and let another load loose right on pakhis head.
Ramu " oh my bumbling boo u landed face first in cow poo".
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