EMA in BigBoss!!!!! - Page 2

Originally posted by: veeranu

Kalpi : Khaana banaane me koi charge karta hai kya ??

Kamla : Haan.. Mei karti hu.. Itni bhutiphul Bai ki haath se khaana pakwaana is a dream come true.

Sahil : So true

Kalpi : Oye kaamwaali.. Ye tera baap ka ghar nahi hai jo apna hukum chale.. Ye Bigg Boss ka ghar hai..

Kamla : U u u.. How dare u ? U phind me a sarvent oph this house !!! I am the mosty bhutiphul Bai in this fool borld (world).

Kalpi faints into Raghav';s arms at the sound of Kamla's Eegnlis...

Bigg Boss's voice booms..

Bigg Boss, Kamla - The Garam Kaamwaali ko ye chetaavni dete hai kii vo angrezi baasha ka istmaal na kare.. Dhanyavaad..

Kamla : Bhat !! No Eenglis.. Phie mera bhuthiphul Eenglis ka kya hoga ???

Originally posted by: Cute_Kate

🤣

Deepu Ur Entry part was hilarious..!!

Chall.. let me plan something once they are introduced.. what will happen in house..!!!

I do not watch BB mind it..!! so.. will put any crap in it..!!!!



Scene:

Kitchen...

Kalpi.. Kaamwali Bai.. Kamla.. arreyy ohh Kamla... (Funnily I just made her maid in Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham Post.. )
Khana Bana lena...
Kamla: Arrey Heroine Ki chichori... Hum tera maa ke naukar nai hai.. hum charge karte hai Khana Banane ka...
All charged up by word Charge, Sahil comes.. Come darling, I will charge You..!!!
Kamla Blushes... (Rishu.. continue this scene.. where they leave the kitchen..)😆😆😆


Kalpi: She winks at Sammy, who comes closer to her to help her... and she asks him to cook up some food for her, as she has just applied nail paint, will he? and Winks again..
Supper Happy Sammy starts humphing... and Raghav who is witnessing this puppy giri of his friend... is irritated.. he is rather jealous..!!

Actor Prem enters the kitchen, he asks Kalpi to get off the chair, as he wants to sit...
Prem: Don't you know who I am?
Kalpi: Nothing more then a B Grade Actor...
Prem: You...
Kalpi: What? Do you know, my father Meesha Jadhav is very famous producer, don't you dare show your attitude here...

Raghav Enters:
and I am the one who finance your dad.. so just shut up and stop throwing arrogance...

Prem realizing, Raghav financing Kalpi's dad for producing films, decides to grab this opportunity to be his friend and be famous actor, so no popular Bollywood actress taunt him as tellywood ka mamuli actor..!!

While Kalpi Fumes in anger, for her father got taunted..!! She decides to get Pakhi, corrupted politician, and get her father as WILD card entry in the show...


COMMING UP More..!!

Originally posted by: Cute_Kate

😆vvv

I want SamLa Romance.. too..!!!

Raghav's Arms.. Raghav ka kya haal hai?

Originally posted by: veeranu

Scene 1-

Introduction scene whr PD the host welcomes all the contestants with full booming voice.. She shouts

Introducing The Famous Kaamwaali And Dreamgirl Of Many - Kamla Bai..

Sone Sone Pe Tomialaka.. O Babydoll Me Sone Di.. O Babydoll Me Sone Di.. Kamla does her introduction with this song waving her hands to the audience.. All the people above the of 55 wave their hands at her and winking while the youngsters close their eyes and ears waiting for the earthquake to subside..

PD goes onto introduce the next participent

Introducing next, the very famour business tycoon - Raghav Singhania

Dum Maaro Dum. Mit Jaaye Ghum.. Bolo Subho Jaan.. Hare Krishna Hare Ram.. Raghav moves his body a bit and waves at everyone.. All the girls are swooning over him like there is no other day..

The next participent..

Introducing next, the very famous actress - Kalpana

Mein heroine hoon... Mei heroine hoon... A hot lady comes to the stage and shows off some sensuous moves making Raghav uncomfortably tight around his pants.. She gives a flying kiss and the guys that were closing their eyes when Kamla- the hot maid was dancing were now gawking at her..

The next participent

Introducing the very famous politician - Pakhi

Aayi meri subah hasti hassaati

Boli aankhein tere liye sandesa hai, haan hai..

A lady comes walking to the stage with her hands waving and joining wearing a saree. She smiles showing off her beautiful 32 teeth and a child screams,"Momma !!! Daayaan aayi hai.." PD covers up saying that that was a test to check if her temper was in check..

The next participent..

Introducing The Famous Actor - Prem

Yo Yo Honey Singh..

Raat ko hoga hungama

Jab chamkega Chandamama

Suit boot ko goli maaro

Pehenke Aa jaao Pajama

A guy enters with spiky hair and black eyes with a hansome smile.. At the last two lines, he flings his jacket to the audience and stars dancing and in the process his belt loosens and his pants comes down.. A big shock !!! Bt thank goodness, he's wearing his pajamas and at the word pajama, he points out that to the audience..

The next participent..

Introducing the Hot and Handsome Guy of the evening - RK 😎

Sexy guy on the floor

Keep u coming back for more

The guy flawlessly dances and the girls in the audience sing

Chori chori kiya re

Dil ye dil liya re

Jadu se jadu kiya kiya re

After his dance, he winks at the girls and does a sexy ramp-walk.. A girl faints on seeing his amazing attitude.. He smirks..

The next participent..

Introducing The Terrible Trio Of Comedy - The Horrible Tantrik(HT), The Dirty Housefly(DH) And The Invisible Joker(IJ)..

All clap as three figures enter the stage fighting amongst themselves. Unknown to them, their mics get on and people can hear what they are speaking. HT is fighting with DH and IJ that the hot sexy guy is hers and the DH fighting back that he is hers. IJ comes aroud and says in a sexy voice,"Girllsss !!! Stop fighting,both of you.. Tum Jituna bhi karro.. Vo hot and sexy guy tho mera hii hoga.. Uff... Nw look wht u did.. I applied that nail-paint on my beautiful and sexy fingers only moments ago and u both ruined it by ur bickering (Read in a sexy voice..)

PD (to the audience) : Means of entertainment.. The Terrible Trio..

The next participent..

The next participent..

The Famous Mr. I Dnt Know Whr I Am - Sahil Kapoor

Lonely.. I am Mr. Lonely.. I have Nobody.. For my own...💔

PD and the audience are wondering from whr the voice is coming from.. And then she sees a figure going into the house. She says,"Put up for Sahil Kapoor who just went inside 😛"

PD : Now for the last and final contestant of this season of EMA In Bigg Boss.. A very special entry he is..

Arima Arima

Mein hoon laakhon Simha

Tujhse hirani dikhe toh naa jaane thum na

A guy with mushtache like that of Hagrid's from Harry Potter came into view. He looked like a mini-version of Harry's Uncle Vernon.. He comes into view with an air of arrogance wearing a shirt that was way too tight to hide his ever-bulging tummy and pants that were too tight to hide his butt cheeks.. He bowed down to the audience and BRRR... His eyes widen and he catches his butt.. His pants had just given his fat body off.. He touched his pants and there sat a big tear showing off his pink color chaddi that had small hearts on it.. He smiled at the audience and walked into the house covering his butt..

Introductions Over 😛

Originally posted by: _Santhi_

Prem's entry 🤣 thanq audience are saved😛