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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

Attention 😊 Attention 😊 Attention 😊 Attention

Where Are All the Kitties ?

This place is getting boring now !! 😆😆

We Need To Fire Up This Place Now 😆😆

Time For Some Actions !!

So here I start off with some nasty jokes 😳😳

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

If u have a joke please share 😛😛

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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

The teacher asked Raghav, "Why is your cat at school today Raghav?" Raghav replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pu ssy once Raghav leaves for school today!'"

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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" the son asks. "Yes. You see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?" The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" the daughter asks. "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration."

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Aria

@Cinnamonn

Inactive

Posted: 10 years ago

My eyes,My ears...Salo what have you done to meee 🤣

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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Raghav isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Jaghav says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Raghav says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Raghav asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Raghav says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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Skyfalls

@Skyfalls

Dazzler

Posted: 10 years ago

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mother, where do babies come from?" The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex." The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, "That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey." The child seems to comprehend. "Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?" "Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry

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MagicalMadness

@MagicalMadness

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

A husband and s wife were gardening when the wife bent over to pick up a weed. The husband looks at his wife and says ur ass is getting bigger than that grill. That night the husband tries to get frisky with his wife and the retorts back why should I fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie. 😆 😆 😆

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MagicalMadness

@MagicalMadness

Sparkler

Posted: 10 years ago

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend I wish I had bigger tits. The boyfriend says I recommend u grab some toilet paper and rub it between ur tits for 2 months. She says how is that gonna help. The boyfriend says well it worked for ur ass didn't it? 😆 😆 😆