reetu and samla(fun post) os - Page 5

Originally posted by: ban18

Ok! Waiting!😉

Originally posted by: vasishna

Finalyyy RESSS

unres!!

heyyllooo dear.😃

woww!! finalyy a fun post.. n as usual it was awesum fun to read.😉. LOL rakhi scenes were super fun hahahha😆😆.. and ramu killed pakhi fr money then he can get her super hottt mom-neetu ROFL.. i was roflng on this🤣🤣..yes, after all neetu is a better choice than pakhi!

n nt nly fr dat even fr samla's kabbadi cum zinghalala match.. HAHAHAHA..😆 and ur message was apt hehehe poor vittal became victim LOL🤣 lol! Vitthal the abla nar.

and ramu-neetu r nt less.. even they had zinghalala match na as ramu ll get his money doubled by ragna n sammy ideas.. LMAO!!🤣 Yes reetu on the way to bring rakhi into the world.😆

really yaar dunno hw u ll get these fun ideas bt i was gng on laughng while readng d whole update!!! totally it was hilarous n wonderfull update!!👏😃

Originally posted by: ragnaareangel

ROLF
Awesome u just rock ed Bhabhi

Originally posted by: ban18

I've a keeda named humour inside me and yes a bit creativity 😆

Thank u so much dear! M so glad u liked it! Consider this post, ur birthday gift.🤗

Originally posted by: vasishna

awww.. thnx sooo much yaar..🤗 indeed it was a beautifull gift..😃

and yess.. u have a great sense of humour.. which ll think diffrntl n creative frm othrs.. which i lykd it..😆😃

Originally posted by: ban18

Raghav had made his mind to divorce pakhi and marry kalpi. It had been difficult for him to stay away from kalpi after his sindoori marriage with her. He was in his cabin daydreaming about his first night with kalpi when pakhi came into his cabin with a 3 feet long lunchbox. When she entered raghav was kissing and licking kalpi's stomach and she was moaning in his dream so he didn't notice pakhi's presence.

Pakhi smiled ogling the handsome face of his, "why are you so delicious raghav? You have no idea how dificult is it for me to play friendship-friendship with you while am dying to play golden night-golden night with you.but what am I gonna do in our golden night? I even don't know whether to sit or stand on the bed or floor.oh god! I need someone's help.yes kamla maa. She and vitthal uncle seems truely and madly in love." She imagined vithla's first night where, in first scene kamla feeding vithal her handmade poha and in second scene vitthal was lying as airless tyre beneath kamla.she coughed, jerking her thought.

The sound brought raghav out of his dream. He saw pakhi and turned his nose up at her, "pakhi what are you doing here?"

Pakhi gave him a full battisi smile, " raghav i brought your favourite lunch." She said putting the lunch box up on the table.

Raghav said, "it's good you came i wanna talk something serious."

Pakhi once again gave him a full teeth smile, " Is everything fine raghav? You are looking a little tense. Tell me what's wrong?"

Raghav: "everything will be fine pakhi after our divorce."

Pakhi: "what?divorce?"

Raghav: "yes divorce. I' m tired of this futile, meaningless marriage. I want divorce so that i could start a fresh life with my kalpi."

Pirated urmila inside pakhi was ready and eager to come out: "and what about me raghav?"

Raghav: "You're young,educated and smart m sure you can find a great guy."

Pakhi's face, her eyes, her expression became dangerous. She shouted, " I am planning about our golden night and you are planning about our divorce.how could you raghav?"

Raghav: "pakhi listen..."

Pakhi : " no you listen carefully. I would rather die than leave you and watch you marrying that chawl wali kalpi."

Raghav : ok. Let me fulfill your wish.

Raghav called ramu and ordered him to bring an iron rod from the store room.

Handsome ramu came into his cabin with an iron rod in his hand.

Raghav said to ramu, "ramu kill this stupid girl with the rod."

Pakhi laughed, a cunning laugh, "you have lost your mind raghav! Look at ramu he can't kill anybody."

Ramu said, "pakhi is right sir and what are you saying? Kill pakhi?

"Yes kill her. She deliberately wants to make my life a living hell.I'm your boss and it's my order" Raghav yelled, hitting the table with his fist.

Ramu stood there helpless and pakhi so cool and calm. Ramu muttered, "sir how could i kill pakhi.i love her."

Raghav and pakhi : what! What! What!

Pakhi slapped ramu then yelled at him, "How dare you say that ramu! you love me have you ever seen your face in mirror? You're not even worthy of my shoe!

Ramu was watching her with wide eyes, his right hand on the left cheek she slapped.

Raghav said " ramu am telling you, this witch can't give happiness to anybody.please kill her, nobody is watching you except me.I could have done this shubh kaam with my hands. But my bussiness doesn't allow me to run away from mumbai and you know mumbai police and their investigation. i promise to give you 10 crore rupess in return for your favour. You can start a new life far away from mumbai.

"10 crore." Ramu said raising his eye brows.

"Yes 10..." tannn... before raghav could complete his sentence ramu had hit pakhi's head with the rod. Pakhi died on the spot.

Ramu smiled deceitfully and thought, goodbye pakhi! No doubt you were hot but with 10 crore i can affort your super hot mom.ummm... she was looking dam sexy when i saw her last time in the market with you.

Raghav gave ramu 10 crore cash and his new, white coloured hyundai elantra.

Raghav married kalpi following hindu wedding rituals. Mumbai Police is still solving the mystery of pakhi's death.

Ramu kidnapped neetu when she was going to parlour,nearby singhania chawl to get her hands and feet buffed after stealing money from the temple at kamla's home.while she was stealing money, bappa blessed her-enough of stealing money neetu, your prince is coming in white car to enter in your life. He will drench you completely in his love and money.

Neetu shouted,protested and rejected ramu's marriage proposal at first but showered him with 10 crore kisses when ramu told her, he has crore with him and showed her the bag of 10 crore rupees.

Neither sahil could find neetu nor he had money to hire private eye. His life had become miserable. He lost his daughter and wife on the same day by virtue of the same man

Sahil was too weak to handle the pain and control his life since that dreadful day. kamla bai was taking care of his food, clothes and shelter.one day when sahil was alone in the house, having desi wine to avoid neetu's memories which had filled his heart with unbearable pain. He had gulped two peg.After making his third peg a mix of half cola and half wine, he felt the need of some snacks. He searched kamla bai's kitchen for some snacks. But there was only a particle of poha in a wok in the name of snacks.he hid the bottle of wine under the table and went out to purchase some snacks. A tired Kamla bai returned back from market after some time. "haila! Cola!" kamla jumped for joy like a kid, seeing the glass of cola. She gulped down the cola in a second." Ahhh! A chilled drink means coca cola."

😊

Sahil entered the house. His eyes widened when it fell on kamla wearing neetu's sexy nightie, torn in different places because of the size difference between kamla and neetu.

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She was moving round and round and round senseless her arms stretched out to the side.

Sahil heard, She was singing,

Ye duniya, ye duniya pittal di

Ye duniya pittal di

Oo baby doll main sone di

Baby doll mai sone di...

Sahil froze for a moment when he noticed she wore neetu's sexy nighty.

Before sahil could react or say something he saw kamla coming towards him sexily her legs little shaky, her eyes intoxicating, her hips swinging left and right. She stood in front of him. She then wrapped her bare arms around his neck and rested her head on his chest "oh vitthal. I love you so...so much. nobody is in the house except us, We hardly get such golden chance to celebrate golden night. Let's have fun baby." she said before planting a kiss on his chest over his shirt. "kam...mmm..." before sahil could even start speaking kamla had put her lips on his. sahil was taken aback at first but he was under the effect of cocktail, a mix of kamla's hot and sexy body, neetu's pain and wine intoxication. He lost his control and pressed his lips against hers very hungrily.

They gasped for air after 20 minutes(yes 20 minutes! Extraordinary kiss of extraordinary kamla bai)😆

"Ohhh, vitthal my lion! 😃You have never kissed me so passionately before." Kamla whispered, her eyes were closed. She opened her eyes then frowned at him "What happened to you vitthal? You became so fat! Where has your hair gone vitthal?" Kamla asked, rubbing her hand over his head. And sahil, He didn't care she was drunk, he didn't care she was mistaking him for vitthal, he just didn't care about anything. His half conscious state and need overcame his senses and he ripped off her already torn nightie which could barely cover her body.he took all his clothes off.

And They made love on the floor. Yes, on the floor as the only bed in kamla's house was not strong and large enough to carry the kabaddi match between kamla and sahil over it. And the sofa where kalpi used to sleep 🤣( what else i can say about it)

It was a sizzling, steamy, on fire sex. Sahi had never felt that much satisfied with neetu. He remarked how true her words were! The whole world is brass in comparison with the golden beauty of kamla bai.

Having finished their zhingalala (lovemaking), they slept in each other's arms like a single soul inhabiting two bodies.☺️

Vitthal returned home and watch sahil and kamla in such a shameless state he fainted 😲. He is still in coma, in hospital.

This scene gave a message,

Lock the door when you play the kabaddii indoor. It could save someone's life😆

Samla(sahil-kamla) bought a double bed, strong enough to bear the weight of four people.😆

Neetu married ramu without divorcing sahil. It was reetu's (ramu-neetu) first night. Ramu leaned towards her lips but neetu placed her finger on his lips thus stopped him. Ramu frowned then smiled "don't worry sexy! my mouth doesn't stink and i have just used mouth wash." Neetu laughed, pulling his left cheek with her right hand before she said "oh my rock star ramu, i will give you millions of kisses but you have to transfer 5k crore in my account. After all I am your wife and i have equal right in your property." "When did i say i have 10 thousand crore?" ramu asked, shrugging his shoulders. Before neetu could reply he said "Oh i see. Babes i think you misheard, i said 10 crore not10 thousand crore." Neetu's eyes widened and jaw dropped in shock. Ramu put his finger beneath her chin, lifted it up he closed her mouth " close your mouth wifey, i don't want you to eat mosquitoes. They taste disgusting!"

Neetu's situation was like, ' Going america reached china'. 😆

Ramu felt like needles are poking his heart, seeing the watery eyes of his new bride. He hugged her tight giving her the much needed emotional as well as physical support. " don't be sad my love." He whispered , breaking the embrace. He cupped her face in his hands, looking lovingly into her eyes he said " you want 10k crore? Right?" Neetu nodded, breathing slowly and deeply through the nose, controlling her tears. Ramu gave her a soft smile before giving a soft kiss on her cheek. "I can start my own construction bussiness and convert 10 crore into 10k crore. I have earned experience watching raghav,kalpana and samy making project plans and presentaion and forget 10k crore, i am considerably richer and better than your ex husband anda (egg) sahil. One big anda in his account and one on his head.

Neetu giggled, "my funny ramu, you are right indeed!"

She grabbed his shirt with both fist, pulling him down to her, her voice became a husky, erotic whisper "oohhh... ramu. Come, show me your jalwa.tell me how it feels like to be loved and caressed by a man having hair on his head."

Fully aroused ramu whispered in her ear, "Yeah baby! Are you ready for a palang tod ride(non-stop lovemaking) with ramu?hmmm?"

Neetu closed her eyes, smiling shyly. She lifted her chin up, offered her glossy lips to him for a glossy kiss.

Ramu said, "Oh yeah neetu! my darling, let us be one! i snatched your daughter from you so i want to give you a daughter, our daughter. We shall name her rakhi."

"Rakhi!?" Neeu shrieked, wrinkling her nose up.

"Yes, rakhi! Pakhi's sister and ramu's princess rakhi." Ramu replied.

"Ok ramu my 'crore pati' as you wish!" Neetu said smiling. And ramu pushed her down gently on the bed and leaned down to her to sow the seed of rakhi.

Pakya...😆

I don't know why, why but i love to ignore him in my post.😆

Those who have read my post, ' small love story of most bechara character of ema' know that how dramatically he got married to manda.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4155979

now a days they are enjoying their honeymoon in lokhandwala complex.It was manda's long awaited dream to go for honeymoon atleast once in life. Her ex husband ran away on their wedding night, leaving her alone. Manda could only afford honeymoon in lokhandwala complex with her savings. She doesn't let pakya sleep. 😉😆

THE END

Hmmm... so i wanna dedicate this bakwaas post to all my fun post readers, lovers , my three good friends rani, vaishu and kiara. Rani dear you had been waiting for a fun post for two days, i hope you enjoyed it.any vithla lover having problem with samla's hot scene?😆 Actually i wanted to write a story about kamla-sahil romance after saga(sahil-gauri) love story but i couldn't so i fulfilled my wish in this os 😃

Thanx for giving your time to this os! 🤗 love you all! ❤️

Fun post no offence intended

Dear God Rishu

1:Raghav getting to second base with Kalpi in his dream

2:Pakhi has no clue how to go about on her golden night

3:SAMLA (Ok it was a bit shocking too)

4:REETU

5:What's new for PANDA (Pakya + Manda)

6:Vitthal in a coma as got the full blaze of SAMLA romp

And you got Pakhi killed & that too by Ramu & right then & there in the office😆

Ramu sure has got some fan following because people over here never fail to bring him up in the posts.

Originally posted by: ban18

U r welcome darling!🤗

Yes m different! When all other writers are giving you awesome and passionate romantic update about ragna, here I'm who write hot scenes between reetu and samla.😆

Originally posted by: AlexWaverly

Originally posted by: ban18

Dear God Rishu 🤣🤣

I am laughing like anything after reading this post of yours.Loved it.hey dear m so glad u liked it 😃

I am losing count of the instances that I was laughing like crazy. And had a great laugh 😉

Let me lay down some honourable mentions

1:Raghav getting to second base with Kalpi in his dream 🤣 hadn't pakhi arrived, he would have reached to third base😉 😆 . But stupid pakhi always ruins ragna and their romantic moments.

2:Pakhi has no clue how to go about on her golden night🤣yeah. Remember that golden night episode after rghv nd pkhi's bakwaas marriage where, she was confused whether she should sit on the bed or stand 😆

3:SAMLA 🤣(Ok it was a bit shocking too😲) one more unusual pair created by me after rakhi(ramu-pakhi), panda,and saga(sahil-gauri).😆

4:REETU 🤣 even i was lol when i wrote about them.😆

5:What's new for PANDA (Pakya + Manda)🤣poor pakya! Mnda never let him sleep 😉 pyaasi dharti got A tank full of water after so many years.😆

6:Vitthal in a coma as got the full blaze of SAMLA romp🤣vithal thoda thoda thoda thoda karke nahi , ek saath bht door chala gaya 😆

My God & there are any more,it's all I can sum up for now.Can't think straight anymore 😆😉

And you got Pakhi killed & that too by Ramu & right then & there in the office😲😆 ramu has taken revenge of the slap 😆

Ramu sure has got some fan following because people over here never fail to bring him up in the posts.🤣 He is favourite of so many girls 😉

God Rishu.Loved it.Damn hilarious.thank u so much my dear!😃

Raghav would get down to third base with Kalpi in his dreams How I would have loved him to do that for real 😉☺️ .Raghav is one desperate banda,that we all know.😆 like how he went all in for that one kiss from our shy Kalpi.😳😆 .Who knows he might have surprised us by hitting a home run had Pakhi not intervened his sweet thoughts.😉

I haven't read Saga yet.But what a name Rishu Must be one hell of a love saga.

This comment of yours "poor pakya! Mnda never let him sleep 😉 pyaasi dharti got A tank full of water after so many years"

If things continue thus Manda is going to drain the tank soon. Don't think Pakya is gonna survive for much long.