So this is how my week went by...
Everyday, I wait and wait and wait for 7.00 and end up being sleepy at 7.00 but.. I guess we do not need any jokes for lightening up this weekend, everyone is already on cloud nine and RagNa Land...
So, I had to meet few of friends this week, and time decided was 7.00 sharp... The most punctual person on Earth.. (that's me.. ) decided to prove myself wrong, and left as soon as EMA ended at 7.25.. just to realize, I am still the first person on location.. I told this to my mom, (whom I had informed we are to meet at 7.45), and she was like you were not late? I said,.. I told a lie, we were to meet at 7.00, but I didn't want to miss EMA, hence... and she was like.. shoot urself...
And the other day, while watching the show, my mom sees the episode.. and seeing kalpi tearing her duppatta.. her reaction was... aaj kal ladkiya duppatta phadti hai... typically saree ka palu phadti thi...
So here is... Hate at first sight seen.
Prem fell in love... He runs to Neetu saying, "Mom, aaj mein hai na tujhe paanch ladkiyo se milvane wala hoon, and tu guess karna, ki mein kisse teri bahu banana chahta hoon. He gets 5 girls in Kamla's house the next day ."Yeh hogi woh ladki", said my mother, without even asking. "wow", I exclaimed, "Tumhe kaise pata chala?" "Woh kya hai na chocopie, isse dekhte hi mujhe iss se nafrat ho gayi..", she replied.
2 idiots:
"Mein tujhse jyada fast bhaag sakta hoon," bragged Pakya to his friend Varun one day. "Aisa ho hi nai sakta," replied Varun. To prove his point Pakya went to the top top his building 5 stories high. He took off his watch and let it drop. Quickly. in a whirl of dust he dashed down the steps and, moments later, reaching the ground floor, held out his and caught the watch. Next was Varun's turn, Varun dropped his watch and strolled down the flights of stairs, bought a soda from the vending machine, then walked calmly outside and caught his watch. "Kya sahi hai yaar!!!!" remarked Pakya. "Kaise kiya tune?" Simple," said Varun. "Meri gadi 5 minutes deri se chalti hai..!"
Sahil at his best:
Sahil walked up to the sales lady in the clothing store "Mujhe meri wife ke liye sweater kharidna hai. " "Oh that's so cute" exclaimed the sales lady, "sounds like it's going to be a great surprise." "It sure is" said Sammy "Woh diamong ring ka ghar pe wait kar rahi hai.."
Rakhi:
Raghav wished to take his Kalpi for ride, but Pakhi blackmailed kalpi to let her go, she got in a car but soon regretted it. The Raghav sped down the street, zigzagging across the lanes, breaking nearly every rule of the road. Unable to take it any longer, the Pakhi stepped forward, her voice shaking as she spoke. "Mujhe bohot darr lag raha hai, raghav, mein kya karu..." "Wahi jo mein karta hoon," said Raghav. "Close your eyes!"
RagNa:
Raghav and Kalpi went on honeymoon and Kalpi was really shy at sight of lovebirds. She turned to Raghav and asked, "Mujhe duniya walo ko jatana nai hai ki hum honeymoon pea aye hai, hum kya karein.." Raghav thought a second and replied, "Tu apna saman na khud utha le!", Kalpi shocked, Raghav rocked.!
More coming up in evening hopefully...!!
