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God was trying to resolve the issues people have with his creations. Everyone was blaming him for everthing wrong in their life. It was time to resolve it all.
Sakshi... " You took away my childhood. Gve me hunger and poverty. Made me fight the cruel world all by myself"
God: " Okay , I give you a Goenka surname. Hereafter you will have power, money ,status but remember you will get brainless children"
Rajnath: " I have no issues with you Mr. God"
God( stunned) : " what brings you here then? "
Rajnath " Just looking for possibility to tie up with you in case you plan to build another world. People are saying this world wil come to an end soon"
God: " To balance your too good life style, I give you one son who will bring your downfall one day"
Shaurya: " God, you know how much 5 crs means?"
God: " No I don't because I never created money. I created you with a gold spoon inyour mouth and a strong defending mother to hide all your dirty secrets. To balance it I will make you a dumb person who thinks about nothing at all"
Kangana " I want to get married to Karan"
God : " Next case please.
Suchitra " you took away my husband. Made me a mannequin in Goenka household and..."
God: " well I gave you Dev.. errr.. okay I made him dumb too... but okay okay I will give you a cleaver and strong daughter-in-law and if you are lucky enough, you might jsut get your husband one day"
Durga " You took away my parents, my identity. you are extremely partial to Goenkas and..."
God : " I give you Dayal and Dev and also power and money but since you have faked youself you will get a dumb husband"
Dev: " I am confused"
God " about what son ?"
Dev: " about everything"
God : " What is the confusion?"
Dev :" What is the story? "
God : " Whose story ?"
Dev " My story "
God " What is the thing that confuses you?"
Dev" That is the confusion"
God: " Okay,What is the confusion?"
Dev: : Confusion is about everything"
GOd: " case closed. Next please."
