Viraf/Mrityunjay AT #7 - Page 51

Originally posted by: Archi21

Bani apna haal bata rahi hoo ??

Originally posted by: Worldpeace

Kids Love Letter

Dear Pinky,

Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki

mujhe tu boht pasand hai,

Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf

dekhti... rehti hai, Isliye mujhe

laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..

Tu MATHS paper me meri help

karna.

Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar,

kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par

ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht

gussa ata hai.

Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink

ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar

ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun

Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur

gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi

na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe

tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri

pencil churati hai

Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe

wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat

dena.

Tumhara Cheeku...

Originally posted by: Worldpeace

Movies dialogue in physics style...

"My name is force, frictional force!"

"Rishtey me hum tumhare motion lagte he,naam he absolute motion!"

"potential se dar nhi lagta sahab,kinetic se lagta he"

"1 bar jo maine force me ata ho,uske bad to me rest ki vi nhi sunta"

"Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he"

"ye atom mujhe dede matter"

"1 chutki energy ki kimat tum kya jano matter babu"

&

"quantum physics abhi baki he mere dost..."

Originally posted by: Worldpeace

Movies dialogue in physics style...

"My name is force, frictional force!"

"Rishtey me hum tumhare motion lagte he,naam he absolute motion!"

"potential se dar nhi lagta sahab,kinetic se lagta he"

"1 bar jo maine force me ata ho,uske bad to me rest ki vi nhi sunta"

"Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he"

"ye atom mujhe dede matter"

"1 chutki energy ki kimat tum kya jano matter babu"

&

"quantum physics abhi baki he mere dost..."

Originally posted by: Worldpeace

Movies dialogue in physics style...

"My name is force, frictional force!"

"Rishtey me hum tumhare motion lagte he,naam he absolute motion!"

"potential se dar nhi lagta sahab,kinetic se lagta he"

"1 bar jo maine force me ata ho,uske bad to me rest ki vi nhi sunta"

"Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nhi namumkin he"

"ye atom mujhe dede matter"

"1 chutki energy ki kimat tum kya jano matter babu"

&

"quantum physics abhi baki he mere dost..."

Originally posted by: Worldpeace

Desperation is when boy is in a taxi ... a beautiful girl from his office texts boy, "MOVIE TONIGHT?"

The boy types, "YES" ... suddenly a thief snatches his phone through the window and instead of shouting for "HELP!" ...

Boy shouts,

"Send maar...

Send maar saale ... phone leja magar send maar ! '''...