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Hey pankhis!
How is everyone fairing after a very very very long weekend? Now one more day to go until the much awaited marriage and SR so as dedicated pankhis we need to prepare ourselves and our Mriara for the special day/night haha.
For the pankhis:
1. Make sure you get ample sleep beforehand. You don't want to miss a moment because of drowsiness and you'll probably be sleepless once you see our Mriara onscreen. SO SLEEP ALL YOU CAN NOW!
2. Have a tissue box ready. You will cry when they take their pheras and if they only show a half SR (Hogi hogi tension mat lo!).
3. Grab a pillow or a kholbalish (side pillow). When I see people in love, I grab a pillow or my kholbaalish because I have forever alone. No one will ever love me like MJ loves Tara 😭
p.s if you're not single then grab your partner and demand that they love you like MJ!
4. Make sure if you live in India to watch it on tv at 8:30 on LifeOk. TRPs are very important and we need to send a message to those fools that our show can do well without your promos!
For Mriara:
1. Get Radha out of that room:
Of all the bloody rooms in that house, she has to pick MJ's room! Mate go into the toilet where no one is going to look. So we need one or several pankhis to make sure to lure Radha out of the room before the newlyweds reach the room. How about we tell her where RP is because she always ends up where he is right?
2. Decorating the room:
We know MJ likes to keep is room nice and simple but surely he can decorate the room for his special night. Pankhis we need to arrange for some mood lighting, flower petals, some romantic bg music and of course get rid of all the books in MJ's room in case Tara gets any ideas about placing them between her and MJ.
3. Man the door:
We all need to make sure they close and lock the door! No one is allowed to disturb this couple even if the world is turning upside down or Radha goes missing! We'll need to put a sign outside: "Please do not disturb. The master of self-control and promises has finally got his act together."
4. Tear the "No SR" contract.
We have to rip that contract just so Mriara are obliged to give us a proper and passionate SR. None of that wishy washy eye lock crap. We didn't wait for 3 marriages just to see those look into one another's eyes!
Ok so Pankhis get your gear ready because we need to get to work if we want this SR to happen! You can volunteer and tell me what you want to do. I want to tear the No SR contract so let me know if you want to join me 😊
Hope you're eager like I am,
Shegufta xx
p.s Also our wonderful MastaT (Mohi) will provide medical attention to all Pankhis who need it. I hear she has new medication for new diseases so you're all in capable hands 😃
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