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So phankis as promised I'll be available to attend to your medical needs from TODAY onwards!!😆
Note: Service will be provided only if Ebians watch the epi on Telly
No YT/DM allowed 😉
We need trps & international ratings ... 
WE ARE BACK!! 😉 FOR PHANKI SEVA!!!
NOTE: NEW LINES OF TREATMENT ADDED
A&E departments assess and treat mriara fans with serious Fan attacks. Generally, you should visit A&E or call ask phankhi help line for emergencies after confession such as:
Major A&E departments offer access 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, although not all hospitals have an the experience to treat all phankis At A&E a doctor or nurse will assess your condition and decide on further action.
Diagnosis most defiantly: MRIARA LOVE SYNDROME 😳Awww 😆 😆 😆
A&E departments assess and treat mriara fans with serious Fan attacks. Generally, you should visit A&E or call ask phankhi help line for emergencies after confession such as:
- loss of consciousness
- acute confused state and fits that are not stopping
- persistent, severe chest pain
- breathing difficulties
- severe tears that cannot be stopped
Major A&E departments offer access 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, although not all hospitals have an the experience to treat all phankis At A&E a doctor or nurse will assess your condition and decide on further action.
Diagnosis most defiantly: MRIARA LOVE SYNDROME 😳Awww 😆 😆 😆
NON TREATABLE CONDITIONS INCLUDE:😛
Most conditions will last this whole week so do have your tissue, teddys and anything comforting nearby at all time.
Please post your condition with details of your symptoms for immediate advice.
Love MOHI your local health advisor!!xxx
Note: ICU Department has been extended. With extra beds!!
Unstoppable grinning, smiling, smirking, blushing!!!!
Although contagious, they are not life threatening!!
Most conditions will last this whole week so do have your tissue, teddys and anything comforting nearby at all time.
Please post your condition with details of your symptoms for immediate advice.
Love MOHI your local health advisor!!xxx
Note: ICU Department has been extended. With extra beds!!
PHANKI'S ISHQ TABLETS AND MRIARA LOVE INHALERS, ARE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO TREAT ALL FAN ATTACKS. AND ARE AVAILABLE AT ALL MAJOR PHARMACIES! NO PRESCRIPTION REQUIRED!!!
NEWLY ADDED:
- Mriara love inhalers for breath related issues
- Phankhi's ishq tablet for heart related problems including emotions!!
- Majnu syrup for dizziness, and possibilities of fainting
- EBI injections for emergency cases!!
- PHANKI FANS FOR HEATSTROKE ONLY AVAILABLE ON PRESCRIPTION.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELIEF OF MRIARA LOVE SYNDROME FOLLOW THE FOLLOWING STEP BY STEP:
PLACE YOUR HAND ON YOUR ❤️, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND MRIARA KA NAAM LO PYAR SE x10!!!! YAAD RAHE PYAR SE LENA!! RAHAT MILJAYGI!!😆
Aroma therapy by DOC SHAGU made from kasturi ki MEHEK!
Aroma therapy by DOC SHAGU made from kasturi ki MEHEK!
We will be available thorough out mriara ROMANCE before and after for your fan related issues!!
DOCTOR: DILSHA, BANI AND SHAGU WIIL ALSO BE AT YOUR SERVICE!
AFTER PART😳😳 THOSE OF YOU WHO REQUIRE THE SERVICE WE ARE HERE FOR THOSE IN NEED!!
NOTE: ALL TREATMENT LINES HAVE BEEN RESEARCHED AND TRYED ON OUR LAB PET ARCHI FROM QUAD, ON BEHALF OF ASKPHANKIS.COM!!
IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
TREATMENT FOR RP AND NANDU ATTACKS IS UNDER RESEARCH AS THEY ARE LIKE CANCER REQUIRES CHEMO AND RADIO THERAPY. A SILENT KILLER .OUR ADVICE IS STAY AWAY!!!
Any new ideas are most welcome 😆 😆 😆
Mannat Har Khushi Paane Ki
