Maria Diaries Edition- II

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hey all.. missed me?😳 Yes..no... never mind!

For those who don't know me...here check this first edition.

FIRST EDITION


Maria : Well I know its been a while I have been interviewed for you ... we had our reasons. *blows air to dry her nail polish*

Pehley toh we had Viffy torn between TW n BW and most of all the fans!

But as they say, all is well that ends well.. phew... the drama is over..what a relief! *rolls eyes*


This edition is mainly on the many woman in MJ's life..😛


*Maria Diaries Edition II*



'Of the Sautans and the like!'


Khufiya reporter 1 (KR1): hello Maria, welcome back.. how have you been?

Maria: Ignored!

KR1: Ignored... why, why is that so..?

Maria: hump... ever since they imposed ban on reporters like you on the sets, this has been my plight. * groan*


KR2: but what could have we done.. you know what happened right...when we tried to gate crash the Christmas event?


Maria: oh yes... rolf 😆that was one riot of a scene. *smirks*


KR1 and KR2 drifting to that day when they tried to barge in to get some interviews from the cast during the Christmas event...


It happened that KR1 and KR2 sneaked in from the back gate of the set into the stud..and mistakenly entered the vanity van of Kallo.. little did they knew that this was their last mistake..

They saw Kallo put on the wig and mustache and turn into RP that was putting her secret at stake.😲

And then the next thing they knew was they were being chased by Kallo... who cried all the way 'VAntiny main nahi jhankna chahiye thaa..buri baat... bhaut buri baat!'


KR1 KR2 still get nightmares of that day

Maria: andar ki baat again... it was all a mess then.. nobody knew kya hogaa.. new entry ya kya..so they had to keep things in wrap.. Kallo was one good way of keep the reporters at bay😉

So coming to the topic Sautnas han... now the makers have made everyone realize that Tara and Radha are listed under my (Maria's) sautans ..


Seeing the reporters open jawed

Maria justifies..

Maria: See it was I whom MJ first had a relationship with, then came Radha rani who tried to woo MJ with her chirpy innocence and then Taara who literally seduced the man to no end!

The guy had to come to me running... hmm.. ☺️


KR1 KR2 still confused... asks.. Maria, how can you say that with such surety..?


Maria: Ugh Saab samjhan padhta hai... He lives- in with me, he heals my injuries...the sight of seeing Tara give me water he gets mad and don't you remember the number of hugs, creases and kisses he graced me wid..did he act the same with any of those females?🤪

KR1/2 : hm.. that tops.

KR1: So what's happening in the show now?


Maria: You must have seen... everyone I mean everyone chanted 'Bol Radha BOL!!' - wanted Radha to blurt out the TRUTH...

so that our MJ could happily sing 'Tu Tu Tu TU TU Tara' for his Taara bachu.. well she did spill out the truth. Now its up to MJ darling to confess.. The man is in for some good explanation to do for his Radha obsession in the past..


KR2: why does MJ has to justify.. itna toh kuch nai kiya usney..he was just lamenting for his old pal.


Maria: Lamenting... really? 😲Then what was he doing in the dark room staring Radha sketches hours together!


KR1: hmm who toh hai..so what can we see MJ doing.. any undarki baat here?


Maria: Haa.. umm .. here you can check on MJ... see what he does.. the lyrics of the song most importantly!😉

[YOUTUBE]https://youtu.be/nzwgs_tGPBU[/YOUTUBE]


Check this VM I made on Mj n his woman😉

https://youtu.be/nzwgs_tGPBU


KR1.. hah that was funny...😆 anything else that you might want to share here..?😳😳😳

Maria: ugh..😡these greedy reports..! Well from what I have heard..the audiences are in for some shocks and surprise more even in this tailing away.. won't say much on the romance part😉 that is one thing the fans HAVE TO SEE ON THE SCREEN 😳

KR: Thank you so much Maria for your patience..


Well that's a wrap KR.. KR 1 singing off.. over to IF EBI forum.


Done with my ramble...plz do drop in your comments n fun takes on the same.

😳Thanks for reading..bearing with me😆 My first ever attempt on satire..😳 lamest write up I have ever written😆

Regards
Sia

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Dilsha thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Very well written 👏
Can't stop my laughter 😆 🤣 especially kallu chasing away the reporters abd Maria and her sautan stories. I feel bad for Maria all ladies trying to steal MJ away frm her. But she is getting the most kisses and hugs frm MJ. Lucky girl.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Tu tu tu tu tara..
chalti hai kya nau se barah.

.. sia I m imaging mj singing that..

Sia superb maria take on everything. ..

Its just...🤣
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Its wonderfull. ...👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
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too good Sia!!
Mj lives -in with dearest maria and yes, going by the no.of hugs and caresses , no other female cud beat her in that!!

mj's first love.. MARIA..😳🤗
Aur dono kitne acche dikhte bhi hai...☺️
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sia ⭐️

wow what a dairy👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Wish agar Maria bol pati 😉

They are using Kallo as shield😆

Bechari Maria 2 shautan

Maria is right is the only female in EBI who received so many jhapii's and papi's from MJ😉

MJ ko confession ke liye koi tip nahi diya Maria ne
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: Archi21

Sia⭐️

wow what a dairy👏

Wish agar Maria bol pati 😉

They are using Kallo as shield😆

Bechari Maria 2 shautan

Maria is right is the only female in EBI who received so many jhapii's and papi's from MJ😉

MJ ko confession ke liye koi tip nahi diya Maria ne


Archu woh kaise dekh sakti hai MriAra confession and MJ becoming someone else's. Uss bechari ka dil already toot Gaya hai cos of all the ignorance abh aur bhi tootega. Abh iss haalat mein woh tips kaise de sakti hai.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wonderful and heartwarming write up...felling very happy and good after reading ...Thanks
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Gawd!!!
The best one was Bol Radha Bol n Tu tu tu Tu tu Tara 😆
Didn't realise they had that connect too.

PS Kallo rani did a good job to shoo the KRs away and keep suspense intact!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Brilliant Sia, simply superb 👏

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