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Hi all..Hope ur doing well🤗
Considering the feel of the show these days.. which is confined to revenge ke badle revenge offer from Tara's side, which is starting to get on our nerves... just wanna lighten up the mood of our forum.
Coming to the post... its gonna be a weekly or fortnight - random, witty n satire take on the show- both onscreen and off (pehle hee bata dete hoon no offenses😆)
So who's gonna be the 'sutrdhaar'.. umm I mean the narrator?
Soncho soncho..who cane be a medium through whom we get the andarki baat from? *ponders*
How about the cast of the show itself.. Jayraj is busy with his invisible *business* work 😕
RP..😈 no *palm on cheek* nahee..*runs off*..
MJ, Tara- these two are busy with each other❤️.. won't disturb the love birds😉 Vasu- Meethi- Adi-Nandu- Nimmo...nah first two are naive and the last three are ahem.. kher chodo..you know them, wont help us (outsiders- forumers).
Then..whose gonna help us poor souls know the andar ki batein..wait we missed out on one most important character from EBI.. Maria..oh yeh Maria..she is cool, truthful to the core and from what little I know of her..she is helping too.
Maria would be perfect- Animals seem to have a better intuition than humans.. it would be unbiased (hope so😛) .. Oh MARIA..u are a sweetheart... guys its very kind of her to accept our request and ready to spill out the andarki khabar of EBI.
So lets get started with the naamkaran of the post-
'MARIA DIARIES.'
(can't think of any better name to credit her and appreciate her effort😆)
So lets kick start the session..
Khufiya reporter (KR) : Maria you must have known the characters very well by now..so tell us more about each of them.
KR: Kuch acha karne say pehle kuch meetha hojayee...
Maria: toh laoo meri cadbery..?
Meethey say matlab hai ...Meethi say shuru karte hain
Maria: Meethi..oh her.. The gal is as sweet as her name is- her only job is the feed sweets to everyone and be a potential reason for the mass diabetes her family is gonna endure.😆
Irony, if only she could fill half- or an iota of it in her hubby.
KR: Oh these are the very Jalabes that Meethi makes..complimentary gift..enjoy them.. han moving on..
KR: Jayraj
Maria: Well, he is indeed trying to bring JAY into Mrityinjay and hindering the RAJ for Rudrpratap... poor fellow assumes that he has fulfilled all his duties being every bit of a father to RP's disowned son (anadrki baat hai..keep it a secret han!😉).
KR: our Nirmala mom.
Maria: Oh, Nimmo rani.. she is A- Nirmal (hard). She is sour as Niboda - only talks and NO action, this lady!
Maria: Next..uff.. is the list too long>?
KR: just one last..RudrPratap.. aka Kavati
Maria ...RudrPratap: Irony again..the person has too much strength (power) as Rudr, but for doing all the wrong things and has surfeit Kala (artful) in making things done- but never succeeds in them fully- 'Dramatics' I say! *rolls eyes*😆
The reporter stands their expecting that Maria would give some lenience.. wishes to asks one more quest..
Maria asks what..what is it..?
KR: Umm..Tara..🤢
Maria *neighs with wild eye stares* 😡 Don't you get me started on Ms. Twinkle Twinkle little star..who showers MJ with lots of maar!
KR: Thank you so much Maria for your patience..
The next issue of Maria Diaries will be out soon..with more gossip n wit.
Well that's a wrap KR.. KR 1 singing off.. over to IF EBI forum.
Done with my ramble...plz do drop in your comments n fun takes on the same.
😳Thanks for reading..bearing with me😆 My first ever attempt on satire..😳
Regards
Sia
Considering the feel of the show these days.. which is confined to revenge ke badle revenge offer from Tara's side, which is starting to get on our nerves... just wanna lighten up the mood of our forum.
Coming to the post... its gonna be a weekly or fortnight - random, witty n satire take on the show- both onscreen and off (pehle hee bata dete hoon no offenses😆)
So who's gonna be the 'sutrdhaar'.. umm I mean the narrator?
Soncho soncho..who cane be a medium through whom we get the andarki baat from? *ponders*
How about the cast of the show itself.. Jayraj is busy with his invisible *business* work 😕
RP..😈 no *palm on cheek* nahee..*runs off*..
MJ, Tara- these two are busy with each other❤️.. won't disturb the love birds😉 Vasu- Meethi- Adi-Nandu- Nimmo...nah first two are naive and the last three are ahem.. kher chodo..you know them, wont help us (outsiders- forumers).
Then..whose gonna help us poor souls know the andar ki batein..wait we missed out on one most important character from EBI.. Maria..oh yeh Maria..she is cool, truthful to the core and from what little I know of her..she is helping too.
Maria would be perfect- Animals seem to have a better intuition than humans.. it would be unbiased (hope so😛) .. Oh MARIA..u are a sweetheart... guys its very kind of her to accept our request and ready to spill out the andarki khabar of EBI.
So lets get started with the naamkaran of the post-
'MARIA DIARIES.'
(can't think of any better name to credit her and appreciate her effort😆)
So lets kick start the session..
Khufiya reporter (KR) : Maria you must have known the characters very well by now..so tell us more about each of them.
KR: Kuch acha karne say pehle kuch meetha hojayee...
Maria: toh laoo meri cadbery..?
Meethey say matlab hai ...Meethi say shuru karte hain
Maria: Meethi..oh her.. The gal is as sweet as her name is- her only job is the feed sweets to everyone and be a potential reason for the mass diabetes her family is gonna endure.😆
Irony, if only she could fill half- or an iota of it in her hubby.
KR: Oh these are the very Jalabes that Meethi makes..complimentary gift..enjoy them.. han moving on..
KR: Jayraj
Maria: Well, he is indeed trying to bring JAY into Mrityinjay and hindering the RAJ for Rudrpratap... poor fellow assumes that he has fulfilled all his duties being every bit of a father to RP's disowned son (anadrki baat hai..keep it a secret han!😉).
KR: our Nirmala mom.
Maria: Oh, Nimmo rani.. she is A- Nirmal (hard). She is sour as Niboda - only talks and NO action, this lady!
Maria: Next..uff.. is the list too long>?
KR: just one last..RudrPratap.. aka Kavati
Maria ...RudrPratap: Irony again..the person has too much strength (power) as Rudr, but for doing all the wrong things and has surfeit Kala (artful) in making things done- but never succeeds in them fully- 'Dramatics' I say! *rolls eyes*😆
The reporter stands their expecting that Maria would give some lenience.. wishes to asks one more quest..
Maria asks what..what is it..?
KR: Umm..Tara..🤢
Maria *neighs with wild eye stares* 😡 Don't you get me started on Ms. Twinkle Twinkle little star..who showers MJ with lots of maar!
KR: Thank you so much Maria for your patience..
The next issue of Maria Diaries will be out soon..with more gossip n wit.
Well that's a wrap KR.. KR 1 singing off.. over to IF EBI forum.
Done with my ramble...plz do drop in your comments n fun takes on the same.
😳Thanks for reading..bearing with me😆 My first ever attempt on satire..😳
Regards
Sia
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