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SCENE 1
Man - Maam, will you help me to choose cosmetics for my wife?😳
Radz - With pleasure, Sir. I am astonished seeing your concern for your wife.😛
Man - No. I am concerned only about myself.😉
Radz - Par kyon Sir, phir aap yeh sab purchase kyon kar rahe hai?
Man - I want happiness without letting my wife know I am happy. She doesnt let me be happy ever.😕
Radz - 😲 Par Sir, make up kharidne se aap ko kaise khushi mil jayenge?
Man - My wife will be happy😆.
Radz - But I guess you don't wanna see your wife happy.😲
Man - Seems you have not read any scientific analytical report of cosmetics.🤓
Radz - uss mein kya hai Sir?😒
Man - In short, many cosmetics contain heavy metals which can produce serious illnesses like cancer, kidney damage etc if used for a longer period. So I will be happy if my wife dies & she will be happy as she gets cosmetics.😈
Radz - Sir but that is cruel.😭 See my presentation & I am sure you will change your mind, Sir.
Man - No thanks.😎 Will you help me or shall I go to someone else?
Radz - Sure sir. But I will also give you a presentation CD for free. If you are an MMZ viewer, you will get a replacement guarantee if CD is broken by any chance.😃
Man - Whatever... which one shall I choose for my wife?
Radz - Sir, this one, baby lips aur iss ka bada puopular ek gaana bhi hai.😛
Man - Gaana?😲
Radz - Haan, Sir. Sunny ji ka.😃
Man - Who is that now?😲 😲 😲
Radz - Sunny Leone ji, Sir. Pink lips, Pink lips, I know you want ma BABY LIPS wala gaana.😳
Man hurries, completes his mission, escapes the scene. Radz follows him as he forgot to take presentation CD.
SCENE 2
Bonnie, Bonnie ! Yes, Arjun.
Shooting over ?? No, Arjun.
Telling lies? No, Arjun.
Show me your bag ! Ha ha ha.😆
SCENE 3.
Arjun - Tum? Yahan kya kar rahi hai?
Sam - Aise hi.
Arjun - Dhoond liya kya? (and he moves closer)😉
Sam - Kya?
Arjun (romantically) - Ki humaare beech mein kya hai?😉
Sam (softly) - Haan, toh?❓
Arjun (softer) - Toh batao na.☺️
Sam (even softer) - bataun?😳
Arjun (raising on toes) - haan.☺️ ☺️
Sam (warm) - humaare beech...
Arjun (warmer) - humaare beech...☺️
Sam (whispers) - hawa hai...😆 And it contains 78.09% Nitrogen, 20.95% Oxygen, 0.93% Argon... aur thoda air freshner bhi hoga kyon ki hum shopping mall mein hai.😎
Arjun - 😡 🤬 🤬
SCENE 4
Radz - chodo mere hath.😲
Arjun - nahin toh?😈
Radz - chodiye na? That uncle forgot to take the CD. Muft mein diya tha unhe. For free !!! Aap raste se hatiye aur mujhe jaane dijiye... Nahin toh un ke jeevan mein badi problem ho jayegi...😒
Arjun - No. Tum mere raaste mein aayi ho. Main kyon hat jaau?😡
Radz - Phir bhi chodiye na!😭
Arjun - Okay. Apna muh band rakho aur daily suabh brush kar lena.🤢
Radz tries to leave the shop.
Shopkeeper - Are O Madam, Jo liya hai uss ka paisa toh dijiye!😡
Radz - woh Sir ne...
Shopkeeper - Sir sir kya? Samaan toh aap ke paas hai.😡
Radz - Purse nahin hai mere saath ab...😒 Kya aap ko ek presentation CD doon? Free replacement guarantee hai iss ki.😃
Shopkeeper - Pura shop hi saaman le lo, Madam.🤢 Par hume chod dijiye.
SCENE 5
Arjun - you? What are you still doing here?😲 In the same position?
Sam - mera payal neeche car parking slot pe ghum ho gayi.😕
Arjun - toh wahan jaake dhundo na!! Second floor pe kya kar rahi hai?😡
Sam - wahan light nahin hai aur yahan light hai.🤓
Arjun - toh kya?😲
Sam - bewkoof !!!😡 Kis duniya se ho? Andhere mein kisi ko dikhayi deta hai kya?😡 😡
PS - No comments on Apple. He is the apple of the show!!! And perhaps the only character which makes it worth watching...
PPS - Have fun. No intentions to harm any person(s) or feeling(s)
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