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Posted: 11 years ago
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Sam Rat is not really from his existing human family. His mom, in one of her yo yo moods was singing "piya tu ab toh aaja" attracted a UFO and was taken into the spaceship where she got a vardaan from the alien sadhuji and Sam Rat was born 9 minutes later. We later found out that these aliens are from the planet Kutta-nia where they communicate through barks. Even though the poor family accepted Sam Rat as one of their own, they could not get rid of his Kutta-nia sanskaars. We contacted the alien sadhuji who has come with a solution for Sam Rat's shuddhi. Get half kilo of red hot mirchi, add half a cup of water and make a creamy paste, then apply the paste inside every inch of Sam Rat's mouth and apply a malam patti on his mouth for 1 dog year. That should purify him and make him a human. If this does not work, Sadhuji suggested shipping him back for a refund

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