DDEJ Chit Chat Thread # 41 - * YEDI's CLUB - Page 74

Originally posted by: sanjinimala

🤣 naak toh Bahut behtay hai yaar

Originally posted by: Ajju15s

For me it's not about amount of time I spend talking to you dii...For me it's all about those few moments when I make you smile."...😃So keep smiling for me..dii 🤗

Originally posted by: Ajju15s

Dekha...ajju sab jaanti hai...🤣

May roti hun to aisa hi hota hai..bt jyada ni behti yaar..😆thodi der baad theek ho jaati hai.

Shaadi ka effect: 😆

Wife: I love you baby..
Husband: (softly) i love you too..
Wife: Aise kyun bola..??
Husband: Bas thoda mood off tha..
Wife: Doston ke saath to bade khush
rehte ho, aur mere saath hi drame..
Husband: (pyar se) Aisa kuch nahi
jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..
Wife: Haan abhi dost phone karega
to 2 sec me tabiyat theek ho jayegi..
Husband: Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..
Wife: Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho, badi
has has k pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur
ladki pasand aa gayi..??
Husband: (aur jyada pyar se) arrey,
kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi
ho..?
Wife: Aaj sab clear hoga!!
Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??
Wife: (khud confused) Jab tum khud
clear nahi, tumhe kuch pata nahi to
me kya bolun..!!
Husband: (trying to act smart)
Tumhe hua kya hai!! kis baat pe
upset ho?? Batao!!
Wife: Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai!!
Husband: Mere saath to tum ho!!
Wife: Ab bohot ho gaya, ab aur
nahi!!
Husband: (fully crashed) Hua kya
hai, ye to bata do..
Wife: Hum ab saath nahi reh
sakte?..
Husband: Ye baat kahan se aayi?..
Wife: i want Divorce..
Husband: Hmmm ok?..
Wife: (gone crazy) Haan, yehi chahte
ho tum to, fir tum jo marzi kar sako..
Husband: Arrey tumne khudne bola
abhi, maine kya galat kaha..
Wife: Itni problem thi to bola kyun
nahi, me khud bina bole chali jaati
tumhari life se..
Husband: (apne baal pakad kar)
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..
Wife: Waqt aane pe pata chalegi
tumhe apne aap, jab me chali
jaungi..
Husband: Acha, to me wait karta
hoon sahi waqt ka..
Wife: Tum serious kab hoge..??
Husband: Ab kya hospital me admit
ho jaun serious hone k liye?..
Wife: Go to hell..!!
Husband: Dont call me again?..
AFTER 3 HOURS..
Wife: Tumhe pata hai na me
tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry i love you my baby..
Husband: (Sab bhool kar) Acha, i
love you tooo
Wife: upset kyun lag rahe
ho?...

Originally posted by: sanjinimala

Awww... I will smile for you darling 😃 🤗

Originally posted by: sanjinimala

🤣 ajju bilkul sahi kaha story canada aanewaali hai 😆

Originally posted by: sanjinimala

Meri bhi kuch der me theek ho jaati 😆 Ron ke shirt par naak pochna Bada maza aata hai yaar 😆

Originally posted by: Ajju15s

Accha..par yeh humesha jharuri ni hai k aap merey pahau jokes pe bhi Hussey jaao...😆jyada pakau to bol deneka..😆

Originally posted by: Ajju15s

Don't worry waha aatey aatey to romance mil hi jaayega aapko..😉🤣