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Chal chal chal mere saathi.. o mere haathi....haathi nhi jeep jeep mein baithkr gaye the rantara antara ki family ko DN ke kaid se chudane...seede le chalye hain aapko us jagah jahan se wo baith aur kya chuda paye DN ke kaid se...

Raghu drive kr rha tha aur antara fir se bappa ko pray kr rhi thi ki uski family theek ho..nhi to wo apne aap ko kabhi maaf nhi kr payegi...raghu ka dhyan waise to driving pr tha pr usne bhi apni tirchi nazar se dekha ki antu abhi bhi ro rhi hai..

"rote rote rona sikho..fir rote aur rona..

Raghu jitna chupkaraye phir bhi...antu ko hai rote rehna."

Raghu ne use bharosa dilaya ki rone ka aur tension nhi lene ka..wo hai aur sab handle kr lega....ispr antu ko sab samjh aagaya ki ye sab uski wajah se hua..hai..na to wo uchhalti hui PD lekr jati na uski family DN ke paas pahunch jati...raghu ne baki sab batein side mein rakhke us chotu se motu se PD ke bare mein pucha..fir puri story antu ne raghu ko sunai...tab tak dono jeep mein hi the..antu ne short mein ki khatam kr di thi...raghu to bilkul hamare panchu ki tarah intelligent hai ..jyada time nhi lagta use samjhne mein...raghu ko ye samjh hi nhi aa rha tha ki ye PD pure world ki yedi no. 1 ke paas kaise pahunchi???..itne mein unka stop yani ki DN ka mansion aagya tha...hamare johny bravo jaise dikhne wale mm ne sari kundali nikal lit hi ki yedi ki puri yedi family

"yehin hai.. yehin hai..yeahin..hai ...bandhi padi.."

Raghu ne mm aur yedi matlab antara ko wahin rukne ko bola aur ander apne hoen wale inlaws ko lene jane laga..tabhi antu ki ek aur zidd samne aayi..ki wo bhi jayegi ander aur uski madad karegi..raghu dar gaya tha ki last time iski wajah se iski family kaid ho gayi aur agr is baar wo uske saath jayegi to akhir wo bhi kaid ho jaye...isse pehle ki antu ki zidd badti raghu ne chup krwa diya aur wahan se bhaag gaya...baki sab ki uski security mein lagake..ki kahin aisa na ho ki uski family chot kr aaye to antara phir se kidnap ho jaye...DN wahan se bachkr nikal chuki thi..

"bachke rehna re DN...bachke rehna re..bachke rehna reh DN...tujhpe nazar hai.."

DN ke secret basement mein puri family mast chair pr badnhi padi thi aur sab bhagwaan ko yaad kr rhe the

"Raghupati Raghav Raja Ram..patit pawaan Seeta Ram.."

Aur yahan raghupati ji ne raghu ko bhej diya...tabhi govind uncle raghu ko dekkr shocked hogaye..ki ye nayi bla aur kahanse aagayi..pehle dayan aur ab raghu ka bhoot!...isse pehle ki sab questions ki firing krte aakhir antara ke saath rehne ka kuch to asar hoga hi na..raghu ab ye achche se jaan chuka tha aur iski net practice bhi bhut achchi kra deti hai antu roz..khair usne sabkuch shaant kra diya aur sabko bahar nikal ke leaaya...antara ne jasii hi dekhea ki itni sare log aa rhe hain matlab uski family theek hai...aur bas fir kya tha antara ek baar phir se rone lagi aur uske papa ne use samjhaya ki plz beta fir se shuru mat ho jana..abhi abhi to hum aayein ahin aura ate saath hi questions puchne lagi..not fare dear!..itni bhi kya jaldi hai...raghu ne tabhi unka Milan samaroh band krwaya ur sabko apne DAmyanti bhavan le gaya...taki DN se wo bach sake.

Raghu ne sab set krawya aur yedi ke saath dr.Kaul ke paas pahuncha aur phir se PD ka discussion chalu ho gaya..jispr Dr.Kaul ne aur naye bande ka naam bataya..Cornel Ranwat jo ki Kashmir mein rehte hain wahi DN ko jail krwa sakta hain...antara DN ko jail karwna chahti thi aur ye kaam jitna bolne mein aasan tha utna hi karne mein mushkil tha...aur yedi no.1 ke liye to aur bhi mushkil tha...phir kya?..antu ne jaise hi kashmir ka naam suna uske dimag mein plan aaya aur aayi nyi zidd ki use KASHMIR JANA HAI WO BHI AKELE..AKELE..AKELE...!!!.."PD laungi..kashmir jaungi..sholon mein bhadke jiya.."

ye sunkr raghu aur dr.Kaul ke hosh udd gaye..bs dono behosh nhi hue aur ye sochne lage ki lo krlo baat..iska paet abhi tak bhara nhi itna dekhne ke baad bhi!

Raghu-"ye asii kyun ahi..ye asii kyun hai..

ye asii kyun ahi..ye asii kyun hai..

lagta hai kya isko ye mane..kab tha jane..lagta hai zindgi bhar chalega iska yehi gana...

hoga jane iska ab kya..oo..koi samjhaye mujhe..oo..

gadbad hai ye sab kya?.koi samjhaye mujhe?...ooo aaeeiiioaeio..."

Dr.kaul ke lakh samjhane pr bhi antara nhi mani..wo yehi keh rhe the ki agr use kuch hogaya to wo apne aap ko maaf nhi kr payenge...aur is tarah is epi mein sab apne aap ko maaf nhi kr pa rhe the...antara kisiki baat sun hi nhi rhi thi...phir jab raghu ne uske saath Kashmir jane ka plan banaya to antara ne use hi pagal keh diya..raghu bhi kya sochta hoga ki" pagal khud ahi aur mujhe pagal keh rhi hai..pagal.."

"akela akele..khaan ja rhi ho..mujhe saath le lo jahan ja rhi ho.."

Raghu ne use bhut samjhaya pr antara uski baat nhi maan rhi thi wo nhi chati thi ki raghu ek baar fir musibat mein pade..pr wo nhi janati thi ki jab wo musibat mein pad jayegi tab raghu hi use bachne aayega..ise achcha hai ki pehle hi chal doab tak antara ki majhi satak li thi ko wo upr se neeche aagayi..antara raghu ke pure ghar mein yahan se wahan daud lag rhi thi aakhir bhagne ki practice roz jo krti hai wo...ye dekhkr Dr.Kaul samjh gaye ki iska dabba garam ho chuka hai...aur tabhi antu ne bataya ki raghu ko bhi uska saath aana hai...aakhir antu ke akele Kashmir jaane ka raaz yehi tha ki use PD dena hai..ya phir wo akele akele wahan ki chat-pakodi khana chathi thi...

Dr.Kaul hasne lage aur kehen lage ki yehi to wo kehne wala tha ki antu ko to sirf raghu hi handle kr sakta hai..unke bas ki to baat hi nhi hai...isliye wo already raghu ko antu ke sath bhejna chahte hain..

Ispr raghu ka dil balle balle krne laga..

"dekho sasurji..bin puche hi...man gaye meri baat..

ab yedi to jayegi ...mere hi saath.."

Sasur hon to doc kaul jaisa ho warna na ho...raghu ke man mein ladoo phut rahe the..wahin antara ka muhh laal ladoo jaisa ho gaya..wo aur bhi gusssa hogayi..ki papa uske aur support kr rahein hain raghu ka!!!..huh!!!raghu ne jaise hi Kashmir jane ke plan ke bare mein pucha antara ne use ultimatum diya ki wo hi akele jayegi bas!

Ab sochne wali bat ye hai ki..

Kya antara manegi raghu ke saath Kashmir jane?

Kya raghu use mana lega?

Kya antu use bhi chat-pakodi khane degi?

Kya antu ek baar phirse royegi?

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