khabrein superfast!

PsychopediA....har khabar pr tirchi nazar😉

Hum aa gaye...apni taza taza khabrein lekr sirf aapke liye aap sabhi ka bhut swagat hai...kal DDEJ-EBP ka 14^th epi air ho chukka hai...jismein bhut kuch hua hai..chaliye kholte hain apni khabron ki dukaan...aap sabhi khol ke rakhiye apne naak,aankh aur kaan!

Episode ki shurat hoti hai..antara ki chaal se..i mean antara ki chaal girti padti..thokrein khati hui antara Mumbai ki sadkon pr chali ja rahi thi...aur uski isi chaal se uski sandal tut gayi!!...antara ki sandals itne tutti kyun hai?..kya uski sandal usko bnti nhi? ya phir uske (paer)feet aur sandal ka breakup hojata hai....jisse sandal tutu jati hai?...usne apni sandal nikali aur dur fenk di...wo bas bhagi jar hi thi aur roti jar hi thi..wo jana chahti thi is bereham duniya se dur..pr duniya se dur kahan jayegi..kya use pta nhi ki duniya gol hai..gumphirke wahin wapis aajayegi...wo bhagi jar hi thi...pr thi is baat se thi anjaan ki koi kr rha tha uska peecha!!...wo koi aur nhi balki Raghu tha...raghu jo ki pichle kuch dinon se pareshan tha ki antu roti kyun hia?..antu roti kyun hai?...uske iss sawaal ka jawaab to dur use to ye samjh nhi aa rha tha ki antu bhaag kyun rhi hai?..antu bhaag kyun rhi hai..?..antara full speed mein thi..raghu bhi thodi kam speed se peecha kr rha tha..antara aage aage..Raghu peeche peeche.. antara aage aage..Raghu peeche peeche... antara aage aage..Raghu peeche peeche...antara aage raghu peeche..dono aage peeche ..kuch samjh nhi aa rha tha..raghu ko ki antara kahan jar hi hai?kya wo Olympics mein part le lene wali hai?..ya phir use koi taxi nhi mil rhi hai..kahin uska accident na hojaye?..aur atlast antara ne brake maara..aur bhut hi shant jagah pr pahunch gayi..pr tabhi use yaad aaya..ki "ye kahhaannn aa gyaiii mainnn..yunhi..bhaagte bhaagtee..."sadak thi sunsan..jaise ki sab log so rhe hon..wo Mumbai ke sunsaan area mein phunch chuki thi...aur use raste pta nhi the...jab tak Raghu bhi ther gaya..aur use dur se dekhne laga...kyunki agr wo anatra ke paas jata to antara uska juice nikal deti.iss dar se wo use dur se dekh rha tha..aur ye sab hum apni tirchi nazar rakhke un dono se kafi dur khade hoke dekh rhe the..u know hamare cameraman Panchu monkey ke camre se kuch nhi chupta

Mahoul ekdum shant tha..tabhi antu ko mandir dikhayi diya...aur wo uski taraf bad chali..mandir mein Bappa mast tarike se baithe the...tabhi antu ne apni sari frustration bappa pe nikal di....jise dekhkr humein ..Film Deewar ke Amitabh ji ki yaad aagye"..aaj khush to bhut hoge tum..wo jisne aj tak cheating nhi ki...na bad words bole...na kisi ka bura nhi chaha..apni family ke madad krni chahi...wo aaj tumhare samne khadi hai"...uski complaints bhut saari thi..as bappa ke mandir mein koi bhi nhi tha to antu ne bhut sari complaints eksaath file kr di..jismein sabse pehle thi..ki "raghu use ladai kyun krta hai?..kya wo boori hai?...kya wajah hai raghu ke ladne ki...ya to use maza aata hai?..ya phir dono ka ladna unka khana complete krta hai?...u know just like hajmola kare khana complete!!..well..aage antara ki fighting jari thi bappa se..antu ne apni history ke saath saath geography i mean..wo red marks bhi btaye jo us cheapu..do take ke Bajaj ne diye...ye sab batein Raghu sun rha tha...aur ab tak wo jaan chuka tha...ki Antara se ladai mein koi nhi jeet sakta..bappa bhi nhi...Raghu chup chap bahar khada atha aur use finally ye bhi pta lag gaya..ki antu roti kyun hai?..antu roti kyun hai?..wo chata tha antu ko sambhalna phir socha..ki antu jab bappa se nhi sambhal rhi to wo kya cheez hai..aur wo wahn se chup chap nikal gaya.

Dusri taraf Mr.Bajaj..apni scooter kisi lady bird cycle se mila rhe the..dono bade chiggy wiggy ke mood mein the.aur hui ek zordar entry Bajaj ke secretay Pradushan..matlab Bhushan ki...jo ki bhut maar khake aaya tha..isse peehle wo cheapu bajaj kuch samjh pata...tabhi Raghu ne maari entriyaan aur dil mein bji ghantiyaan.tang tang tang!!...ho gaya..aur uski popularity itne hai..ki Bajaj use pehchan gaya..yahan Bajaj ke scooter pr almost break lag chukka tha..ki raghu ne use "Bajewala" keh dala..aakhir raghu ne use bajewala kyun kha?..kya usne baje bech bech ke..ye company bnayi..?ya phir use use bajo se khelna bhut pasand hai?....jo bhi ho..raghu ne use akele mein baat krni chahi..jise liye usne Pradusan aur rumal jaise kapde pehni hui lady bird ko dafa hone ko kahaa...?ek aur bada sawaal ye hai ki..raghu ne us ladybird ko "rumaliya"kyun kha?..sochiya mat hum batate hain...raghu ke paas jo rumal rehta hai..us ladybird ne usi size ki dress pehni hogi ...to smart raghu ne hisab laga liya isliye use rumaliya keh dala...sabke jane ke baad Raghu ne mission haddi todo shuru kr diya aur Mr.Bajaj ka ilaj chalo kr diya...raghu se darke usne eke k karke sab kuch bta diya jo usne antu ke saath kiya..aur ye bhi btaya ki antu ne use do thappad bhi mare...ispe raghu ne kaha ki usne to sirf thappad mare...pr jo jo raghu krega use uski scooter hamesha ki liye band hojayegai!!!...Raghu ne apna mission haddi todo continue rakhte hue..Mr.Bajaj urf cheapu urf Bajewale ka pura band baja diya....aur kuch der baad Bajaj ne kaha"humka maaf krdo sarkar..humse galti hogayi aisa dubara nhi hoga"...raghu ne use dhamki di ki antara se maafi mango wo bhi..aur aaj sham tak......warna..ye sunkr bajaj dar gaya aur mafi mangne ka pakka promise kr diya....raghu sab tod fod krke cabin se bahar aa gaya

Ab jara yahan gaur farmayein...ki aage hoga kya?

Kya bajaj antu se maafi mangega?.

Kya natu use maaf karegi ya saaf karegi?

Antu ke itna tez bhagne ka raaz kya hai..?kya wo bhaag milkha bhaag se bhut inspired hogayi thi?.

Antu itni dur aachuki thi..to ab wo ghar kaise jayegi?..auto se rickshaw se..taxi se ,bus se..ya jis speed se aayi thi..usi speed se ghar wapis ja payegi?

Antu ko jab pta chalega ki raghu ne baja ka map bigada hai to kya wo use hug karegi ,jhadu se pitayi karegi..ya phir bajaj ke furniture todne ka bill pakdayegi?.

Sawaal bhut hain..pr humne rakhi hai apni tirchi nazar in sawaalon ke jawaab dundne mein

Aap soch rhe honge ki aaj ki report itni badi kaise hogayi.😆.iska jawaab denge hamare camera man Panchu monkey..."ye isliye itni badi hai kyunki..episode likhne wali writer ki update bhi thodi badi hogayi"😆

padhte rahiyega hamara newspaper ...aur rehna har khabar se rubru !!..kyunki hum hain..PsychopediA...har khabar pr tirchi nazar....aaj raat padhna mat bulna..DDEK-EBP ...aur aadhik jankari na lene ke liya humse kabhi samparak na Karen.... hamari website nhi hai..

xyz.Pagalpan.tom.

kal milenge der saari khabron ke saath..tab tak ke liye..shabakhair

Aapka din shubh ho😃

Cameraman Panchu ke saath...

Main kabrilal Suchi...

Panchu do u want bananas?

hilarious suchi

Awesome post suchi 👏 😆 😆
ur khabre r hillarious 😆
finally raghu ko kuch sawalo ka jawab toh mila 😆
Great work 😃 🤗 👏

OMG Suchi,

hahaha! 🤣
Amazing yaar!
Kaise banati hai aise funny posts?
Itne emotional update ko bhi nahi choda! 🤣
I thot dat today's newspaper would short bt nahi Suchi ji ne toh update jitna bada newspapr bana dala!
Suchi tujsa koi nahi!
Nxt paper bhi bada karna.. Plzz
Love u
I'll b waiting 4 2moro's newspapr.
N plz pancu ko mere taraf se banana, banana icecream, banana shake aur banana chips khilana..

shaba khair... n den din shubh ho 🤣 🤣

awww suchi yaar i have no words for this my comdey queen

tsuchi wht to say

Yaar , I just love these posts they r always so hilarious , I've become a great fan of urs 4 sure 😛