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1.Abh full battery charge karke aa rahi hain
2.Main toh bolta hu tu voh rakhi ki add keliye na perfect model hai re... perfect
3.Dekh tu abh bhbhbhbhagwan aur ye devta vaali baat shuru mat karna... vaise bhi bahut raayta phelchuka hai aur kya itni garam kyun ho rahi hai
4.Kyun tu koyi news channel hain kya jo teri baat sunu faaltu mein
5.Ye bolegi ki main apni parivaar ki na voh handle with care kar sakti hu... kar sakti hain tu
6.Antra sach sach bolna main kisiko bolunga nahi tu babli aunty maarke aayi hain na
7.Arey kya masth gift diya hain tumne... superman bas udtha haina ye aise huuufff
8.Ey Miss Kaul... ha Miss Kaul main bhi phone pe hi hu... nahi voh hawaldar godbhole... arey main hu toh main hi toh honga
9.Matlab ye hain ki har baat tujhe bujur bujur karke samjhani padti hain sidhi sidhi baat toh samaj mein nahi aati tujhe
10.Har choti choti baat pe na ye ration paaya leke mere par chadne ki zarurat nahi hain
11.Faaltu mein teesri party ka faayda kyun kare
12.Miss Kaul... kal main Miss Call dunga samajhana ki maine bulaya hain... aajhana
13.Sikhega toh apne aap hi main toh bas idea de raha hu
14.Arey abhi chetli ki tarah garam hoke dhuva chodne ki zarurat nahi hain
