Raghu's Oneliners - 16/08/13

1.Ek shabd bhi bolana ya safayi di toh tu mere haath se aaj karch hojayegi
2.Tu mere ghar ko iss basti ko apni nautanki ka stage banake naachthi phir rahi thi
3.iski galti nahi hai toh kiski galti hain paan waleki
4.dikhati toh aisi hai jaise puri duniya iski jawab daari pe chalti hain lekin sach to ye hai ki insaan toh kya ek murgi ka anda bhi nahi samhaal sakti
5.isko main yaha pe nurse banake laaya... aur ye nikal padi item girl banne keliye
6.Tu apne ghar mein disco rani banke kitna naachna hai naach
7.Aaji bas, aap iski bullet proof jacket banna bandh kardo abhi
8.Ye ghungru kya tere husband hai jo abhi tak pehenke rakhi hain isse ki jaan chali jaye lekin janam janam ka saath nahi chutega nikaal ise abhi
9.Issko sarpe mat baithavo aap
10.Arey ye, kya naatak hain tera, ye ghungru pehenne ke liye kya sangit ki devi aayithi madadh
karne keliye
11.Kya re, ghungru nikaalne mein itna mehnat kar rahi hain tu chipak gaye hain kya
12.Meri khopdi kharab ho rahi hain ghungruon ki baat sunke... aur ek bhi awaaz abhi ki na toh...

Today it was full of Raghu's angry dialogues on Antra...