Raghu's oneliners...final edit countdown

Hello Buddie...
Nice tot came to my mind..
but I cant do it alone..
Need everybody's support.

I observed tat all are fan of Raghu's one-liner
Why dont we update all his one liner - episode-wise

I started it...
Need time to update...

I will incorporate each details in the post...so tat single-shot we can enjoy Raghu's Dialogue

Ok ...1st phase this week or till date
After that weekly we will update

19.07.2013

• Thanku wanku ka gaana bhi gaaya
• Bagwaan samaan dr ko thank u bolla...nahi ussne mujhe thank u bolla
  
• Halwa hai kya muh kulla aur gup se aandhar
• Rasion paani le kar ...mere uppar chaad gayi
  
• Tho...time ka raitha koi fehla rahi ho...miya biwi ka ristha maazbooth hoga
• Mach Mach teekh kehta hai...saach mein yedii hai

18.07.2013 -

• Tumhe mein kiidki se fhake duuga
• Ye dr mein tumhe appointment detha hu mujse milne ka
• Oh..tu tho bhagwaan hai...AAap ...isse jayada ijjzatt nahi de saathka..
• Baache ka naam nahi rakna hai...

16.07.2013 -

• Mere par picture banana hai kya tere ko?
• Teri aapni shradha
• Mein limit ka goonda hu
• Tere dhon khaan hai

15.07.2013 -

• Tu pooch rahi hai ya batha rahi hai...
• Tu kahii nahi jayegi..
• Dektha hu tu kaise jaathi hai

• Shakal wada paaw...aur chiken jaise bhaaw.
• Tera dad off ho gaya hai
• Tere keede lage dimaag
• Mereko sorry bolna nahi ata aur tereko thank you bolna nahi ata

• Saale lagtha ki night duty yehi karege
• Chuhe ki awaaz thi yo... mein tho yaha letha hoa ho
• Chuiya dar gayi...
  
• Maasth chuvdaa hokar ho raha tha
• Samosa kudh b hi kaya aur gallo ko bhi khiyala
• Tu maatlaab bahut poochti hai..ek baar mein samaj nahi aata

neha.angel - 19.07.2013

• Ajji gusaa ese karti hai jese coma main daal de..

ifians:

• Oye misscall sun
• Tujhe ek mard ki jarurat hain
• Ye dayawan auntie kyun ban rahi hain?
• Waisey bhi lambi kam nahi hain tu

Sandhureet:

• Joote ki awaaz hai chuha nai.
• Ye tera dimaag hamesha ulti trf kyu chlta hai...
• Haan bhagvaan hoon mein is basti ka...aur tu naastik jo is bhagvaan ki baat nai maanti..bhagwaan se paanga lethi hai

Meynika:

• O GOD ki baat, chuha nahi mera pair hai!

Crazygirl4RD:

• Sir aap bahar se cheeta ho par Andar se lalita pawar
• Toh maine Kaunsa gadda khoda rakha hain tere saamne!! Ja phir!!!
• Kuch nahi...Chal ab jaa yahan se!!
• 19.07.2013 -Zabardasti karta kya.. saath chalne nahi deti hain woh
• Tujhe ek Mard ki zarurat hain! Antara- TUM!!! Raghu - Haan MAIN!!

Onlyrantra:

• "Oye,Chota packet
• Yeh tere ko b aise pakati hai kya...??

Silentsoul:

• Oye chwani tu to dollar nikala yaar...
• Batha kya rahi hai...janta hoon teri hee galti hai
• Laptaganj kee phatak fir bhi itne natak...
• Main nahi bolunga tujhe pyaar se baat karne ke liye
• 19.07.2013 - Mumbai ke bheed main pisegi to jitna bhi tedapan hai kadak press marke seedhi ho jayegi

• Puchhala Kya Hai Tera...?

princy48

That line is already there...that was cute tho

Ritu_Music Tanha

• Tu Mere Naam Pe Apna Bill Kyu Faad Rahi Hai - to Antara whe she was sorry for hittin Ramai Shetty & then to Ajji on 19.07.13

Ayesshhaa

• Zara or zor se chek chuha behra hokar baagh jayega
• Lagta hai samosa nahi bhang peke soye hai
• Chal ..Yaha basti ibad karne ka irada hai kya tere ko? Garage k malik se permission lele?
• Nend mein bhi paanga leti hai
  

Meynika

• 27.06.2013 - Jab Raghu ka haath utha hai... to barre barron ka dil baith jaata hai!
• 14.06.2013 -Tu dekh abhi... deta hoon tujhe paise...
• Aur ha... Aukad bhi hai, aur neeyat bhi!
• 28.06.2013 - Bhagwaan banne ka shaukh nahi hai mujhe, lekin TUM...apne liye mujhe bhagwaan hi samajhna!
• 02.06.2013 - Ab tu jitna soch payi hai na, us seh kaafi ghaatiya insaan hoon main
• 12.07.2013 -
  Rehne de, kuch mat bolna... kya hai ke phir uski kich kich chalu ho jaayegi!

PS: Let have fun

OMG raghu k sare dialog ek sath...😲this is treat to me😃

arey baap re...

yes all one liner one shot...
plus aap saab ko date ke saath inputs deena hai..
mein main list mein add kar doogi..

ifians... yeh mard wala dialogue bhi main list mein - I will add
Thanks for input..

Hey 2 mths mein bahut hoge...
tis time bahut kaam hai..

then daily basis we can update... for weekly post

joote ki awaaz hai chuha nai...lol

Originally posted by: sandhureet

joote ki awaaz hai chuha nai...lol

ye tera dimaag hmesha ulti trf kyu chlta hai...lol

haan bhagvaan hoon mein is basti ka...aur tu naastik jo is bhagvaan ki baat nai maanti...rofl..

wah wah how could forget it...
now will study really hard..
aur daily revision bhi karugi😆

Originally posted by: SWEEBILLI

wah wah how could forget it...
now will study really hard..
aur daily revision bhi karugi😆

😆😆😆go for it babes😆😆😆

lol...bs itna hi yaad hai muje...aur help nai sk sakungi mein hun...rofl

ye dayawan auntie kyun ban rahi hain?😆

LOL!! I think it was 11th june