How to train your Sandhya

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Lesson one - Improve physical stamina
Reminding Sandhya that she has ran marathons before to catch criminals might take too much effort and time. So instead, use current situation to your advantage:
- Put a picture of The Trophy in front of Sandhya's treadmill
- Or, to ensure DABH's trend of hyper-exaggeration is maintained, put Sandhya's treadmill in front of the actual Trophy

Lesson two - Adapting the mind
Part of the problem could be that Sandhya is only used to running in sarees, sandals, etc.
To adapt her to the new attire, use the lap-by-lap approach:
- Let Sandhya run a lap in her old bahu attire. For the next lap, switch right foot sandal with right sneaker. For the next lap, switch and add the left foot sneaker. For the next lap, add jogging suit. So on and so forth.

Lesson three - Diet
Just one action is enough to improve her diet:
- Take away Bhabo's laddoos from her room

Lesson four - Avoiding hairy situations
To keep long hair from getting in the way of training:
- Teach how to properly tie up hair
- Check strength of hair knots by pulling a truck:


Lesson five - Following lesson was required by law whenever discussing or mentioning DABH
Drag
- Drag drag drag Meena drag drag drag Chavi drag drag drag Meena's mom drag drag drag drag drag drag sudha drag drag drag drag drag

Lesson six - Getting 110% each time
To get Sandhya to give her absolute best in every activity:
- Start each command by the phrase "Bhabo says ..."

Lesson seven - Upper body strength
To improve upper body strength:
- Place a punching bag above Sandhya's bed (we all know how she likes to punch while sleeping)

Lesson eight - Baby swap practice
Sandhya needs to be prepared for the first case she will have to solve after training. For practice:
- Place two babies side by side (if real babies are unavailable, use baby simulator dolls). Make Sandhya switch the two babies over and over again.





Feel free to add your own lessons 😃
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nitish95 thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
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wow gr8
you should take place of sirji
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I wanted pe pe. I'll take poo poo position instead.
Ya I think it's the sari. All the power is in the Sari.


btw, I actually know a guy here who has set world records with hanging by his hair as well as pulling a truck.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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🤣 🤣
Too good Samir Ji 👍🏼
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Rofl Samir!
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Great post!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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nitish - 😆 Me as Sirji?! 😆 No thanks! You know how much drama I would have to deal with for 11 months?! 😲 🤢

Originally posted by: PadBear


btw, I actually know a guy here who has set world records with hanging by his hair as well as pulling a truck.


😆 You should send him to the Academy to be Sandhya's personal hair trainer Anusha ji!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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I always wondered why he considered it so important to set Guinness world records, now I know!
It was all so that he can become Sandy's personal stylist.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: PadBear

I wanted pe pe. I'll take poo poo position instead.

Ya I think it's the sari. All the power is in the Sari.


btw, I actually know a guy here who has set world records with hanging by his hair as well as pulling a truck.


I GOT THIS SPECIAL BONDING WITH SAMIR, SO I CAN SENSE WHENEVER HE CREATES THREADS. THATS WHY I KEEP GETTING PE PE
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: fresco.


I GOT THIS SPECIAL BONDING WITH SAMIR, SO I CAN SENSE WHENEVER HE CREATES THREADS. THATS WHY I KEEP GETTING PE PE


oh, wow .. see samir, i forgot to turn off capslock after replying your PM 😎
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Great lessons! I like mostly nr 2 & 8 😃
Sandy could not drape a saree for 2 years ago...and now she won't live, breathe and performe...without a saree! 😆 Bhabo's "mission"...accomplished!

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