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Posted: 11 years ago
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It is for Thala
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
English is really weird

It's root is Greek: palin, "back," "again" and dramein, "to run" palindrome literally means "to run back again". Why do Santa and Satan use the same letters? Why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?


Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
English is again a weird language. It came into our language via the Romans, from the Greek word "phoneticus"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Because It wouldn't be the same as a fresh warm mouse.😆

Why isn't there cat flavored dog food?
Because It wouldn't be the same as a fresh warm Cat.😛

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Good Joke. But a fly with out wings would also be called as a FLY... 😆😛

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
But obvious - I would open it Elsewhere...🥳😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
#42
This is also for Thala
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Of course they can go skinny dipping. Skinny dipping doesn't require you to be skinny. It just requires you to show skin (naked) and go swimming... 😆😆😆

After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? Depends on what they eat...

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
It would make the plane too heavy for take-off.

Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
😡😲Why are some people saying such terrible things about blind dogs?😡

Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
hmmm... So will you please tell me.. Disinterested in what..??😉

Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
will you please tell me.. Di-sorted by what...😊

Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
will you please tell me.. why should I care for that...😊

Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Yes they have ... but who cares..!!!

Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Becoz they don't leave the nest until they are fully developed birds...

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Posted: 11 years ago
#43
wow manish
didnt expect you would answer👍🏼

nice to know you didnt faint after reading the ques
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Posted: 11 years ago
#44
Again for Thala...
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Because American English makes Little Sense !
Ever notice This Word ?? ~ Therapist ( The Rapist )
They Rape Your Mind.

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
You have your facts wrong... A penal colony is a colony used to detain prisoners and generally use them for penal labor in an economically underdeveloped part of the state's (usually colonial) territories, and on a far larger scale than a prison farm. The most well known was Devil's Island in French Guiana.

Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
It's like doctors "practicing" - because perhaps they haven't gotten it right yet.

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Due to the same reason - why a tooth brush if you brush them all and why a hair cut when they cut them all. However, One TV is a set of a lot of other stuff working together to make it a TV.

Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Freaks come out at night.😆 However, I would also say - After-Light sounds weak and wimpy. So it is used in order to avoid discourage...👍🏼

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Because the "m" and the "n" close together very rarely. Thank God they both don't come together in MANISH ...😆😆😆

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Lol.. in order to concentrate properly...
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---Manish--- thumbnail
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Posted: 11 years ago
#45

Originally posted by: thala

wow manish

didnt expect you would answer👍🏼

nice to know you didnt faint after reading the ques


Wait lemme complete them.. 😛

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Again for Thala
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
It's a pun. When it's ajar literally means when it's open but when read aloud it can be understood "when it's A JAR". If its a jar then it's not a door, it's a jar. Ha ha ha.😆

Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
I think it should be called "act of God"...

Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
Because in any case you are sitting...

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Because the "m" and the "n" close together very rarely. Thank God they both don't come together in MANISH ...😆😆😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: thala

Because the "m" and the "n" close together very rarely. Thank God they both don't come together in MANISH ...😆😆😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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It's a pun. When it's ajar literally means when it's open but when read aloud it can be understood "when it's A JAR". If its a jar then it's not a door, it's a jar. Ha ha ha.😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
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here i come with more
What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?
If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?
How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?
Why is it when your sleeping it's called drool but when your awake its called spit?
If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

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