Full TRANSCRIPT of Sandy's Interview

timepass thumbnail
13th Anniversary Thumbnail Voyager Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#1
Here's the full transcript of the UPSC interview;

Sandy walks inside wearing gaudy saree

Interviewer: Your saree does not meet the dress code...did you not read about it?

Sandy: I read it and understood it. But my GIRLFRIEND Bhabho sold me the idea that Rathi Parivar bahu must look good and attractive and that Bahu belongs to a high class rich family 🤣. And I never say NO to my Bhabho 😃

Interviewer: Who is Bhabho?

Sandy: The best MIL in the whole world 😃. I did not want to hurt her sentiments, SAAS-Bahu jodi is already BADNAAM but I want to change that perception and tell the whole world that not every SAAS is evil 😉

Interviewer: So you try to please people...don't you think it will interfere with your integrity and honesty??

Sandy: Nah...I please only Bhabho 😃. Because of her, I am here today sitting in front of you.

Interviewer: What does your husband do?

Sandy: He is a HALWAI. 😃

Interviewer: HALWAI?? Don't you think it will look odd if you become an Officer? Two different social status !!

Sandy: Nah...he is a famous HALWAI who won the WTC competition and made me and INDIA proud...so it is an honor to be the wife of a HALWAI. Plus I get to eat sweets whenever I want 😉

Interviewer: oh ok...anyway...tell us why there's GAP in your education??

Sandy: Oh, I got married and no one knew I was educated...meri pyari bhabho wanted an illiterate Bahu and did not want me to go to college...but you see...I changed her views and thinking about education...It took ONE YEAR, 3 MATKAS, 3 HAARS 🤣 and one marriage saving act to convince her and change her mindset.😃

Interviewer: I see...anyway...tell us which language is spoken the most in the whole world?

Sandy: The language of LOVE ☺️

Interviewer: Are you sure?? Calm down and have a glass of water...

Sandy: I am 101 % sure...The language of LOVE is universal and anyone cn speak it if they have a heart and soul 😃

Interviewer: How does one speak the language of LOVE?

Sandy: By looking into the eyes, blushing and holding hands...the other person knows what you are saying...I and Suraj always talk in the language of LOVE ☺️

Interviewer: Okay okay...tell us about the terrorist attack that happened in Jhumari Taliyaa??

Sandy: Why would a terrorist attack in Jhumari Taliyaa?? There's nothing and I doubt if there's any city with this name...no city and thus no attack...I have read ALL about terrorists and their attacks and there was none you are asking about

Interviewer: Everyone knows about that attack? and you don't?? How did you even pass the exam??

Sandy: I passed the PRILIM exam by competing in SBC pratiyogita😃

Interviewer: Who will you catch? A Thief or corrupt police officer?

Sandy: A corrupt officer because he is so dumb to let everyone know he is corrupt 😃. He could have been more subtle, more diplomatic. I would say he is so dumb that he does not deserve to be in police force 😃

Interviewers:

Created

Last reply

Replies

11

Views

1.8k

Users

10

Likes

50

Frequent Posters

Fatima_Q thumbnail
14th Anniversary Thumbnail Sparkler Thumbnail + 4
Posted: 11 years ago
#2

Originally posted by: timepass

Interviewer: I see...anyway...tell us which language is spoken the most in the whole world?

Sandy: The language of LOVE ☺️

Interviewer: Are you sure?? Calm down and have a glass of water...

Sandy: I am 101 % sure...The language of LOVE is universal and anyone cn speak it if they have a heart and soul 😃

Interviewer: How does one speak the language of LOVE?

Sandy: By looking into the eyes, blushing and holding hands...the other person knows what you are saying...I and Suraj always talk in the language of LOVE ☺️


😆
@pink: Wait a minute!! Are you sure this is SurYa you're talking about 😕
Edited by ummesulaiman - 11 years ago
timepass thumbnail
13th Anniversary Thumbnail Voyager Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#3
Yes, Fatima 😊
Suraj tries to look into Sandy's eyes, stares at her, tries to hold her hands etc...so it is indeed Suraj 😆
Edited by timepass - 11 years ago
irobo thumbnail
11th Anniversary Thumbnail Explorer Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#4
@timepass, good post 🤣🤣🤣, but only suraj speaks the language of love, not sandy, she never does, she doesn't know the language . but she knows the language of bhabho. and best at it.
shehjar thumbnail
13th Anniversary Thumbnail Voyager Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#5
this is too good Shant
bechara Interviewers

hey i always thought there was no place called Jhumri Talaya until we had to go there for squash matches
it has beautiful facilities
dabh9 thumbnail
12th Anniversary Thumbnail Rocker Thumbnail Commentator Level 1 Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#6
I get to eat sweets whenever i want 🤣 🤣
thala thumbnail
13th Anniversary Thumbnail Trailblazer Thumbnail + 3
Posted: 11 years ago
#7
🤣
BG slogan " bhasan rocks"😆
-SamiR- thumbnail
12th Anniversary Thumbnail Voyager Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#8

Originally posted by: timepass

Sandy: ...I and Suraj always talk in the language of LOVE ☺️


Correction: it's "Suraj JI" 😛


Originally posted by: timepass

Sandy: ...It took ONE YEAR, 3 MATKAS, 3 HAARS 🤣 and one marriage saving act to convince her and change her mindset.😃


😆 You make it sound so easy Shant ji! 😆

Awesome 'Transcript'!
I haven't watched the interview episodes .. so I'm gonna assume this is exactly how the interview happened 😃. Very entertaining!
Edited by -SamiR- - 11 years ago
jhema thumbnail
12th Anniversary Thumbnail Sparkler Thumbnail Engager Level 1 Thumbnail
Posted: 11 years ago
#9
Wonderful post shantji.
Hilarious 🤣
Vmaa thumbnail
11th Anniversary Thumbnail Stunner Thumbnail + 2
Posted: 11 years ago
#10
thank you for making us 😆
🤣

Related Topics

Top

Stay Connected with IndiaForums!

Be the first to know about the latest news, updates, and exclusive content.

Add to Home Screen!

Install this web app on your iPhone for the best experience. It's easy, just tap and then "Add to Home Screen".