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Here's the full transcript of the UPSC interview;
Sandy walks inside wearing gaudy saree
Interviewer: Your saree does not meet the dress code...did you not read about it?
Sandy: I read it and understood it. But my GIRLFRIEND Bhabho sold me the idea that Rathi Parivar bahu must look good and attractive and that Bahu belongs to a high class rich family 🤣. And I never say NO to my Bhabho 😃
Interviewer: Who is Bhabho?
Sandy: The best MIL in the whole world 😃. I did not want to hurt her sentiments, SAAS-Bahu jodi is already BADNAAM but I want to change that perception and tell the whole world that not every SAAS is evil 😉
Interviewer: So you try to please people...don't you think it will interfere with your integrity and honesty??
Sandy: Nah...I please only Bhabho 😃. Because of her, I am here today sitting in front of you.
Interviewer: What does your husband do?
Sandy: He is a HALWAI. 😃
Interviewer: HALWAI?? Don't you think it will look odd if you become an Officer? Two different social status !!
Sandy: Nah...he is a famous HALWAI who won the WTC competition and made me and INDIA proud...so it is an honor to be the wife of a HALWAI. Plus I get to eat sweets whenever I want 😉
Interviewer: oh ok...anyway...tell us why there's GAP in your education??
Sandy: Oh, I got married and no one knew I was educated...meri pyari bhabho wanted an illiterate Bahu and did not want me to go to college...but you see...I changed her views and thinking about education...It took ONE YEAR, 3 MATKAS, 3 HAARS 🤣 and one marriage saving act to convince her and change her mindset.😃
Interviewer: I see...anyway...tell us which language is spoken the most in the whole world?
Sandy: The language of LOVE ☺️
Interviewer: Are you sure?? Calm down and have a glass of water...
Sandy: I am 101 % sure...The language of LOVE is universal and anyone cn speak it if they have a heart and soul 😃
Interviewer: How does one speak the language of LOVE?
Sandy: By looking into the eyes, blushing and holding hands...the other person knows what you are saying...I and Suraj always talk in the language of LOVE ☺️
Interviewer: Okay okay...tell us about the terrorist attack that happened in Jhumari Taliyaa??
Sandy: Why would a terrorist attack in Jhumari Taliyaa?? There's nothing and I doubt if there's any city with this name...no city and thus no attack...I have read ALL about terrorists and their attacks and there was none you are asking about
Interviewer: Everyone knows about that attack? and you don't?? How did you even pass the exam??
Sandy: I passed the PRILIM exam by competing in SBC pratiyogita😃
Interviewer: Who will you catch? A Thief or corrupt police officer?
Sandy: A corrupt officer because he is so dumb to let everyone know he is corrupt 😃. He could have been more subtle, more diplomatic. I would say he is so dumb that he does not deserve to be in police force 😃
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