For those who are interested ... Munna Bhai's Circuit made an earlier entry into the Rathi house here https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/diya-aur-baati-hum/2953718/munna-bhais-circuit-enters-rathi-house-to š
But today Circuit finds himself knocking on the doors of a hotel room in mount abu searching for his Anarkali š¤£ ... so they can disco together!
Knock knock ... the doors open!
Circuit (demanding): Bole toh mera Anarkali kidar hai mammu?
(Translation: Tell I, my Anarkali where is, you duffer?)
Vikram (disoriented): Woh kaun bhai?
(Translation: Who is she brother?)
Circuit (forceful): Kaun kaun kya! Aaishapat apun ahbheech dehka usko yahieech!!
(Translation: Who who what! God promise, I now see her here only!!)
Vikram (curious): Anarkali aapki kya lagti hai bhai?
(Translation: Who is Anarkali to you, brother?)
Circuit (smirks): Hai toh woh apun ki maa jaisi, lekin maa kasam apun aaj usko disco le jaaneke ke liye aayerela hai
(Translation: She my mother like, but mother promise I she disco take is reason I come)
Confused Vikram decides he needs to buy some time to think and as reflex his pointer finger almost lifts automatically and randomly swings across the room but something clicks and he puts 2 and 2 together and figures Anarkali = Meena, totally dumbfounded he stops frozen!
Circuit (grinning): Oye, teri toh! Meri anaar, kya chickni lagreli hai tu. Lekin abhi kali baane mein time hai tereko! Apun abhi kalti lekin phir apun aayega jab tu poori tarah kali banjayegi jaaneman!
(Translation: Oye, fool you! My pomegranate, what sexy look you. But still bloom full time still you. I go now but I come when you full type bloom done mah love ā¤ļø)
Circuit leaves! Virkam grasping for breath almost stumbling over nothing ... somehow manages to turn to look ... to his amusement he finds an unripe pomegranate sitting on the table. Staring at the pomegranate he hears someone enter from the bedroom ... looks up and sees Meena in the Anarkali avatar!
Vikram (furious): Meena, woh Circuit ka bacha kaun hai re? Batao mujhe abhi! Don't angry me!
(Translation: Meena tell me who this Circuit is? Tell me now! Don't angry me! )
Meena (wondering): Woh soone ka chalta, phirta dukkan kahan hai re jaanu?
(Translation: Where did that live walking talking gold shop go re jaanu?)
Vikram (totally wild): Sawal pe sawal nahi. Sawal ka jawab do!
Translation: (Dont ask questions for questions. Answer them!)
Meena (subdued tone): Acha chhodo. Mein na ... humara ... mera beta
(Translation: Leave that. I am ... I mean our ... I mean my son)
Vikram (eye balls popping out): Tumhara B-E-T-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Translation:Your S-O-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Meena (correcting): Jaanu, mera matlab hai mein maa bane wali hoon!
(Translation: Jaanu, I mean I am pregnant!)
Vikram (baffled): Kyaaa! Na khaya aam aur nah haath aayi gutli ... aur paise ki barbaadi huwi so aalag! Mere saath aaisa hi hona chahiye Bhagwan sahi mein! God tussi great ho!
(Translation: I want everyone to give their translations on this last one š )
Geet - Hui Sabse Parayee
