There is that black kadai. Take it and place it on fire.
There is that slimy oil. Pour it into the kadai. Put haldi. No kumkum please.
Now throw those pieces of vegs into the kadai.Pour water. Put a lid so that none can see the shapes of vegs. After 15 minutes of simmering, lift the lid. the poor vegetables are soft and mashy. Add, salt, masala and some chilli to make it look like a dressed up bride.
Daal. This is quite tough. Use pressure cooker and dont forget to put sufficient water. After the frightening sounds of the whistles, turn off the gas. Does this cooker remind you of Bhabho? Pent up anger, ready to burst any time.
And some rotis. This is a challenge for newbies. Very creative work also. Making some lump into beautiful round shaped beauties only to be tortured on a hot tawa.
Very cruel all in all.