Originally posted by: Nayaesha123
I love this thread!😆 I am posting some rules on how to hold on to the most hottest guy on earth.Hope itz not irrelevent!😕 Rule 1 - THE UN-INTERESTED STANCE
Always remember that you are a lady and must play hard to get. No matter his charm and looks you must never give him the time of day.--This reminds me so much of Riddhima, poor Armaan, literally became a lap dog running behind her....
Rule 2 - THE MORNING JOG WORKOUT
Alter your morning jog route so it cuts through his favorite sports hangout. This will give you ample opportunity to check him out in shorts and a T, if you are lucky, you may even catch him shirtless.-This cracked me up, totally....no wonder Riddhima always went along the BB court...
Rule 3 - DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
Men love to play the knight in shining armour. So you must perfect the art of getting into distressful situations. There are many ways to it, you can get lost in the jungle, you can walk on lonely roads and get attacked by goondas.... the possibilities are endless.-HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
Rule 4 - DENIAL
Always deny to yourself and to him that you have fallen in love. Men like the pursuit. So every time he thinks he has got to you, yank his chain a little further. Don't worry, he will forget all this the moment you tell him later -"yeah pyaar hi tha"- Man, you are hilarious, hahaha!!!
Rule 5 - NAAM JAAP
State your boyfriend's name "Armaaaaaannn" in every situation and emotion possible viz. lovingly when he flirts with you, angrily when he bugs you, or in an intense screeching manner when he is beaten up. Repeat 6 times daily for no result.. " .........
Rule 6 - MEN DON'T LIKE WOMEN WHO TALK TOO MUCH
Perfect the delivery of a few sentences like "chodo", "koi dekh lega", "Armaan please". That's all the talking you need to do in the relationship.....Reminds me of the never-ending days Riddhima was stuck to those lines
Rule 7 - BE SECRETIVE
Never tell anyone of your relationship. Not even you mom or sis. Outing a good thing will only ruin it. Besides you don't need their advice. Go with your gut. If it tells you to do nothing... then its right... do nothing
Rule 8 - BE UNREASONABLE
When your BF goofs up never give him a chance to explain. If he did something wrong its because he is selfish, cheating and untrustworthy. You already know this so why waste time hearing his explaination.
Rule 9 - OVERREACT
Men believe that women over react so never prove them wrong by suddenly taking a mature and sane approach to any issue.
Rule 10 - MIND GAMES
Make your BF feel as unworthy of you as possible, he should constantly be working on making himself more "layak" for you. It is your ultimate goal to reduce him to a faithful, mindless puppy that runs in circles around you all day.
Rule 11 - ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING
Always do everything that is morally right, or at least try to. The "miss goody two shoes", makes you more appealing to the hardcore bad boy type who are constantly trying to rise up to your standards.
Rule 12 - CALL YOURSELF SIMPLE
This is easy. Even if you are "high maintenance", always claim the reverse to be true. If you want praise attention or appreciation just call yourself seedi saadhi and simply wait. Dont forget to get upset if he isnt praising your beauty as you want him to. It helps.---Well done!! You hit the jackpot with his....ahahhaha...i still remember i went all like YEAH RIGHT!! wen Riddhima goes to Armaan, "main thori seedhi saadhi hun" hahaha....
Rule 13 - BEAT AROUND THE BUSH
Its never good to come to the point directly and you must refrain at all costs from telling what he so desperately wants to hear. Beat around the bush with "sensible" comments like - "Meri wazah se apni career kharaab math karo".
Rule 14 - LOVE THE BOY, IGNORE THE MAN
Lap it up when your guy shows his boyish (read: juvenile) side. You must be moved to tears when you discover his doodles of heart with arrow, FLAMES and attempts at Urdu shayari. Ignore him and belittle him when he displays exemplary character like saving you from rape, helping you through a personal crisis(adoption) etc. .....Awwww, that was kinda cute...i personally love both to the limit...but yeah Riddhima, being Riddhima, is pretty complicated...
Plz do comment😉
