:.Mechanic of the Week:. # 2 - Page 13

Originally posted by: Elysia

Di, you're in the Hot Seat. You have to answer all questions I answered approx. 400 questions when I was a member of the week. Tu itne bhi questions answer nahi kar sakti? *shakes head* Disappointing, Di. I didn't expect you to be a bad loser 😆

Originally posted by: harshu.sundas

guys, mereko plss baksh dena, jab main hot seat pe bethoon, plsss...m scared by seeing d condition of d questions.

Originally posted by: april10

Di is very happy today ask her whatever anyone wants to without any fear.

Di sacchi batana yeh promo dream hai ya sachhai

Originally posted by: -vandy-

don't call me a loser

Originally posted by: Elysia

Di, this is for you 🤣

i hate u ely😡😡😡😡

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

because ppl like to eat cold dogs🥱

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

right😆

What is Satan's last name?

ely😡

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

wat kind of question is this?😡..they give u the privacy to keep ur inner wear aside

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

they have wings,...they fly

If your driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony?

nopes...its considered a learner's error...

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?

coz its not available in the 3 main states...solids liquids and gases

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

nopes...i'll come out thru the other side

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?

never tried it

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?

i'll be saving my skin

Do they bury people with their braces on?

yes they do...coz ppl need to look ugly in hell...so that u r thrown out and land in heaven

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

try it and let me know

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

simple...they stop lying abt the prospective property deals

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?

they do go to other dentists.

If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?

i'm not interested in baseball

If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.

i am 31...well beyond the drinking age

Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?

will ask and let u know

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

no they sell condoms

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

coz i am my heroine...fav heroine

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

nopes...coz congress consists of dumb ppl

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.

coz the flavours have been seduced

If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

yupp...

Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?

nopes

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired?

.nopes..coz its 25th july 2012 now and i've already renewed it

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

u lick normal ketchup with one finger...u lick fancy ketchup with 2 fingers

If a transvesite goes missing, would youu put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

nopes

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

coz lone was his first name

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

at 4:30 ist on 25th july 2012

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

yupp

If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

the next day...coz if his head is the only portion out...the doc would be too busy to take his leg out rather than note the time

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

i have no idea

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

nopes...

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

so that children can learn their basic shapes easily while eating their food

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

yes

Can you daydream at night?

i do it everynight

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

it indicates a full stop after attempting 5 things of anything

Can crop circles be square?

no

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?

coz they don't have legs

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

nopes..its illegal

When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

nopes...they swear on the jury's head

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

i don't like ice creams...so have no idea

Can animals commit suicide?

yes they do

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

i shut my eyes

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

they'll work on the doctor

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

the cvs will explain this best

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

coz there is no need to give a feel good factor to nosy ppl who like peeping in ur house

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

coz it'll melt

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

coz they r talking abt mr bean who looks like a jackfruit

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

too much of any medicine can cause death

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

they do have branches but who talked abt money growing on them?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

coz they look like peanuts

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

easter bunny carries eggs so that u can eat them

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

they pay for two

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

coz they r successful in keeping the horses happy

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

coz the word care is the most imp thing here

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

yupp...definitely...esp wen the tall person is sitting or sleeping

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

nopes they don't...matt moran never does!

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

nopes...coz the cow produces it fresh

How fast do hotcakes sell?

faster than u burning ur fingers

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

nopes they don't...

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?

yes they do

Can a black person join the kkk?

now wats kkk?😕

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

coz the fish keep needing this shock treatment...its their way of entertainment

When there's two men who "get married", do they both go to the same bachelor party?

yes they do...its call fund management

If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack should they save him?

nopes...they should let him die...he'll die sooner which help conserve some energy

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

coz its an island

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

nopes they don't

If London Bridge is standing why is there a song about it falling down?

coz it did fall once

Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it?

coz the system went on a leave

If a nursing mother had her nipples pierced would the milk come out of all three holes?

nopes...it would come out of all 7-8

Who was Sadie Hawkins?

inventor of hawkins pressure cooker

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

yupp...she can

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

coz babies sleep best in noise and commotion

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

coz children believe in breaking all rules set by parents

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

just the movie

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

yes...there was one such day

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

god knows

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

i have no idea

Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

only if their blood is tested positive

What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid.

Are they pregnant?

nopes...they r carrying

If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

yupp

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

coz thats human nature

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

]no they don't

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

coz that was the the only word left in the dictionary to describe it

Do you yawn in your sleep?

nopes...

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

ask them...coz i hate dogs

If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?

yes he can

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

no they don't

Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

nopes...they keep glowing

If you died with braces on would they take them off?

i don't have braces

If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out.

Does snot come out of the piercing hole?

eww...

🤢

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

coz ppl r more concerned abt the outlook than wats going on inside

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

wake up first

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?]

in a wooden cage

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

coz publishers do not have to sell the 11th chapter individually

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

use ur own hand too

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

nopes...

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

coz they love wasting paper

Why can't donuts be square?

coz its easier to eat round ones

Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

coz they r smelly

What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

watch it in tonight's epi

If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

yupp..its the fastest

Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

to strengthen watever they r holding

Do people in prison celebrate halloween... if so how?

they ask the prison head for candies

Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

i don't think so..

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

coz english is a tough language

What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?

they keep shut

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

the third child

Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?

yes they do have girl bathrooms for the teaching staff members and vice versa

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

nopes.,..talk abt hypocrisy

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

they get aroused

What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?

it'll fill up the dead sea

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?

coz while travelling on the highway i tend to sleep

Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?

they r called english muffins

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

much deeper

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

ask them

Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?

coz water is the best solvent

Why are dogs noses always wet?

i have no idea

If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?

yes

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

coz they r fools

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' asses in football, but not in any other situation?

coz dudes are most stupid ppl on earth

Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?

it does?😲

If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

coz up and downs refer to troubles in life

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

coz round box is expensive

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass?

wen he started living in the desert where there was no water

Do bald people get Dandruff?

nopes they don't

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

coz white is the most neutral colour

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes?

coz they like showing off their underwear brand

If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?

elysia😡

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

we r on strike

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

coz ppl like shortcuts...counting 4 billion stars is not easy...checking wet paint is

Can you cry under water?

nopes...coz i'll be too busy trying to breathe and save my life

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?

but he still eats dog food

If you blew a bubble in space would it pop?

nopes

How come all of the planets are spherical?

coz wen they were formed..it was the only shape known to god

How did the first women ever to shave their legs know that the skin wouldn't just peel right off?

they tried it on their hubby's chin first

when a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?

1 cord with two opening..i guess

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with?

coz bees like his personality

Why do they put holes in crackers?

so that u get a chance to blow them off!

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

yupp...if i can do it on a nude bike...i can do it on a nude beach too

What do people in China call their good plates?

good plates

How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

coz brown toys don't appeal much to the papas who play with them

Why don't woodpeckers get headaches when they slam their head on a tree all day?

coz its their job

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

yes they do..unless they hit a treasure chest which the giovt starts claiming its theirs

If an escalotor breaks down, does it become stairs?

yes

Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

ask the donkey

Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?

coz...they r the world

Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?

nopes

If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

it'll start blushing and turn red

What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

cob handles

Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

coz singing has a universal language

Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

coz...watever tarts in the world has to come to a stop

Do your eyes change color when you die?

nopes

Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?

yupp

If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

yupp

Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

yupp

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

who goes to the library to read the bible????

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

donno...ur age is wat u feel

If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?

coz their chicken supply comes from alabama

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

nopes...they make sure to utilise the full amt paid by them...by getting one of their tow nails done

What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

smelly animal

If you had a three story house and were in the second floor, isn't it possible that you can be upstairs and downstairs at the same time?

yes...

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

nopes

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

unniyal

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

its just a saying

Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

nopes

If you really could dig a hole to China, and you did, and you fell in, would you stop in the middle because of gravity?

nopes...i'll come out in antarctic ocean

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

i guess ppl feel scared to dig graves at night

What happens when you put a lightsaber in water?

its lights up everything

On Gilligan's Island, how did Ginger have so many different outfits when they were only going on a 3 hour tour?

ask gillian

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

nopes coz u won't be needing it anymore

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

yes they do

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

it starts showing

Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

yupp

What do you call male ballerinas?

male ballerinas

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

how will i know?😡

Why people are so scared of mice,which are much smaller than us, when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse, who is bigger than us?

coz its easier to freak out over small things

Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

so that ppl use them less

Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?

coz its made of plastic

Can bald men get lice?

nopes

When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

its done so that i can impress the police with my smile

Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?

yes they do...

If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

yupp

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

coz god has made mothers who keep materialising new thing to eat and keep them in the fridge

Does the postman deliver his own mail?

yupp

Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?

coz red colour is the colour of seduction...and toilet is the last place to get seduced

What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?

the other place gets sanitized

Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?

coz the type of shoes they wear r different

Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?

yes...its a greaat thing to do!

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

go to heaven!

Is "vice-versa" to a dyslexic just plain redundant?

no idea😆

How come you can kill a deer and put it up on your wall. but it's illegal to keep one as a pet?

dead meat is costlier than live animal

Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?

ely forgive me i talked abt ur jaanu

If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?

wen u rehydrate them

Is it appropriate to say "good mourning" at a funeral?

yes it is...if u r the heir😆

If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?

yupp

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

depends wat the hard piece is😉

Was Jesus a virgin when he died?

nopes

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

coz fridge stores things which we look out for in the dark

Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

nopes

Who coined the phrase, 'coined the phrase?'

the coin

If there were a thousand seaguls in an airplane while its flying, each weighing two pounds a piece, but they were all flying in the airplane, would the airplane weigh 2000 pounds more?

nopes...

If you soak a raisin in water, does it turn back into a grape?

nopes...

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

donno

Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers? They don't produce, get rid of, or have anythong to do with steam

but they roll😡

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

my head😡

Originally posted by: Elysia

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Di, all you did was say "nopes, yup, nopes, yup" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣