DBO 18/05 episode Liveblog... sort of

Ooh... We start on Chunt Chiraiyya... What is chunt btw? Ye Oberoi bahus ko samajhne ke liye we need a special dictionary. Shaayad shaadi mein dulhe ko dena chaahiye... Poor Shivaay and Omki having to learn a whole new language 😕

Omkara is definitely hooked... can't take his eyes off Dabangg Gauri

Ufff... phir se stupid kampat. At least is baar to cheering squad hai gymnastics dekhne ke liye

Omki is us... 100% done with this shit

I like this Thakuraain vice she's pulling...

Bol Gauri Bol...

Jhanvi is looking low key worried at Gauri Dabangg-ness 🤔

Wah Gauri... chance pe dance! Humare pati.. Bol lo jitni baar bolna hai

That nose flick!... How're you so cute??

Bua Maa is me... Lady Salman!

Gauri is all of us... Itne dinon se Svetty ko dekh dekh kar bore ho gaye hain 🥱

Omkara's eyebrow raise... Oh you have no idea what you've gotten yourself into bruh! 😆

Gauri Omkara Singh Oberoi... bol kar acha laga Omki? 😉

Most inopportune moment for Saathiya guys...

Stop making mooncalf eyes at him Gauri... go back to DG

Kunal is so good at awkward fakemance... makes me cringe every time he does it

Fakelana... humein kabhi chodke mat jaana. We're getting all of this RiKara goodness on screen because of you

At some point of time haath to chhodna padega na Omki Shomki

Bua Maa is all of us...

Exposition Fakelana is back... she's so cool na, saare plan properly humein samjha deti hai

Super bahu! Abhi se next SPA ke liye campaigning shuru 😃

Aww... Omki ko jalan ho rahi hai. Thoda sa burn cream set pe bhi bhejna padega lagta hai

He's low key embarrassed... how cute! 😳

Stupid Omki... card banale apna... Omkara Singh Oberoi... Mood Murderer 🤢

Omkara Shut the f**k up man... 😡

Dang! Bua Maa shut him up like he's a bad puppy! Gandi baat! 😲

Finally... koi to kaam ki baat kar raha hai... you go Jhanvi! Kuch seekho apni mom se Omki

DBO mein saare guys itne drama queens hain na?

I love how Dolly just assumes she's the one going inside Fakelana's room... She's so awesome!

Ye to hypocrisy ki hadh hi ho gayi Omkara

Bua Maa is once more all of us... *sigh*

Oberoi bahus totem pole!

Aise haath kyun chalaa raha hai Om? Are you going to magic it off of her?

How is anyone going to sleep through this?!

EEEks! Svetty is a zombie sleep walker! Kya yaar CVs... this is really lazy writing. Par main bhi kahaan aake ye sab bol rahi hoon! 🤬

Aaj na Omki, tujhe hi freezer mein band karne ka bohot man kar raha hai #OmkaraCancelled 😡

Omki antaryaami nahin hai... Jhanvi ne confirm kiya 😆

DG is perf! Hoga to bataayenge na... you go gurl!

That 'you're such a sadu' expression she had 😃

Bua Maa is leveling up faster than I can keep up! Nayi naveli dulhan ki tarah nakhre... wah wah

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Aaand... second most inopportune Saathiya moment of the century

Yank him gurl! Let him know how it feels to be pushed around too!

Stop shutting your biwi down you idiot! 😡

I can't seem to repeat myself enuf... Bua Maa is us

Aise kaamom mein time lagta hai... Could apply to a lot of things... Not that Saadhukara would know. ☺️

Go on Omki... complain kar na teacher se

Arguing like 3 year old's... #MiyanBiwiGoals

Bandariya kahin ki... aww... Omki tu aise compliments dete rahega to she's gonna faint soon yaar ☺️

She's back in Bareilly with stories of her tomboy days of terror. Omki's me... Just get on with it!

Kunal is so freakin amazing! That little jealous edge to the voice... killing me yaar

Not... touching... you

All the best! Is baar gadbad mat karna... Gauri you're slaying right, left and center 🤗

*smile*

Zombie Fakelana waapis jaake so gayi?

Bees! Michmichi...

How to be safe in a swarm of bees - by Fakelana

Chapter 1 - Cushions can function as projectiles

Ye Oberois to ek dum blood thirsty bunch nikle... all giggling at the screams coming from Svetty's room 😈

Chapter 2 - Desks are good to hide behind in case of a bee attack.

Bua Maa is not me atm... Bees... Michmichi... nuff said

Omki's shocked at Gauri's ability to deliver on short notice... There must be a 1000 bees in there. 😲

Aww.. he's actually low key disappointed ki Gauri ka plan worked... 3 yr old I tell you. He's already pushing her around and insulting her, pretty soon, he's gonna start pulling her pigtails.

Why're you guys getting so happy? You don't even know ki us locket mein kuch hai bhi ki nahin!

Precap : Uske Idea ko execute karne... Good boy Omki! You learn fast...

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I don't do this very often cuz RL just keeps kicking my butt and I never have the time. But would you guys like to see more of my liveblog format episode impression if I can do them from time to time?