ChulKara diary - 2nd chapter on pg1 updated

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Posted: 8 years ago
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I love chulKara scenes. I want to write something about them. I will write it chapter wise and each chapter is os. I hope all like it.
ChulKara os
Chapter 1

"Oye chulbul "drunk om called chulbul who was busy in holding him.
" Saab, seedhe raho warna dono gir padenge "
Suddenly om hand jerked from chulbul shoulder and her wig get off. Both fell down at floor.
Om looked at her.
" chulbul , tujhe kya hua, tere baal itne lambe kaise ho gaye " om laughed.

" haye daiyaa "she stared at om helplessly. Suddenly om cupped gauri face and looked closely. There was sign of recognition in his eyes.

" Oye chulbul, tu... Tu.. Uske jaisa kyon lag raha hai"

"Kiske jaisa"gauri swallowed saliva.

"are thi koi jiski shakal mujhe nahi dekhne par wo tujhme kyon dikhayai de rahi hai "om stared at her. Gauri became nervous.

" haye dayaa, aapko hum me chirayya dikhayai deti hai. shankar Bagwash ki sau, hum shudh chirota hai. Aap ko nasha kuch jyada ho gaya hai. "Gauri screamed.

" aise kaise! Ye tere baal itne lambe kaise "om touched her hair.
"
apko nashe me Kuch bhi dikh raha hai "Gauri pushed him. She went to a corner of room and put her wig fast.
" shankar Bhagwaan ne bacha liya "she thanked her God.

" Oye chulbul idhar aa. "om summoned her.
She rushed to him.
" ab kya hua"

"are tere lambe baal kaha gaye "om looked at him.
" kaun se lambe baal. Humara baal to ud rahe hai. Aap hi humein apna shampoo ya tel de do lagne ke liye . jo bache hai, unhe hi bacha lu. "Gauri pretend to be sad.
" uff kya ho raha hai mujhe "om snapped.

He tried to unbutton his shirt. Buy he was too drunk to move.

" bahut garmi lag rahi hai chulbul,chal mere kapde utar de. "

" Hayee dayaa ye hum kaise kar sakte hai. "chulbul shouted.

" kyon kya problem hai " om asked.

" wo hamara " aisa waisa koi harkat na karna " vrat hai " she answered.
Om rolled his eyes.
" ye kaun sa vrat hai " he asked.

" ye vrat ek patni vrata pati apni patni ke liye karta hai "Gauri answered.

Om put his hand on his head.

" is vrat Ka mere kapde utarne se kya Matlab hai"

"bahut Matlab hai,. Aap hamare liye paraye mard ho "she answered.

" are you serious.? Mai mard hu mard, aurat nahi "

," ha to aajkal ka jamana bahute kharaab hai. Ladko ke beech bhi bahut kuch ho sakta hai. U humne ek filam dekhi thi... Jisme ladka ladka ... Haye dayya"she facepalmed.

"Jaroor karan Johar ki koi film dekhi hogi "om muttered.

" kuch bola apne "chulbul asked.

" a... Nahi.. Ye vrat kya tera roj ka rehta hai " om asked.

" ha.. Ha.. Kyon nahi. Hum sanskari patnivrata chirota hai. Apni patni ke alawa hum kisi ko bhi aisa waisa nahi dekh sakte. "

" oye! Mard ho kar tujhe mujhe dekhne me kya problem hai "

" wo hamari bibi badi modern khayalo ki hai. Uske hisaab se mard aur aurat me bhed bhau nahi karna chahiye. Isiliye hamara vrat aurat ke liye bhi hai aur mard ke liye bhi"
Om head spin.
"ho gaya tera vrat pura! Ab jaa yaha se. Muje sone de"
Om lied down at bed and slept.
Gauri sigh with relief. One more day passed without being caught.


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Rishrabh thumbnail
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Posted: 8 years ago
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This part is hilarious- humari patni modern hai, ladka ladki mein bed bhao nahi karti 🤣

Nice one.. 😆
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Originally posted by: angelSRJ

This part is hilarious- humari patni modern hai, ladka ladki mein bed bhao nahi karti 🤣

Nice one.. 😆

I m glad that you liked.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Thanks for liking it.
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Posted: 8 years ago
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Chulbul and chulKara track will end soon I will miss them. A I m updating my chulKara stories fast.
I love them. I hoped kash creative had showed beautiful friendship scenes of them.

2nd chapter

Om was busy in sketching. Chulbul was busy in Watching TV. His favorite salman khan movie was about to end. She was mimicking dialogues of salman. Om was tired of listening her dialogues.
Movie ended. Om put off the TV. Chulbul made face.
Om saw her face.
"ab Kitni movie dikhega. Ek movie ko 50 time dekh chuka hai. "

" hum salman ji ke zebra fan hai. Apne wo gana suna hai "Mai to haye tera hoye tera fan ho gaya , tujhe dekh ke dil me tang tarang ho gaya" she mimicked steps of dance.

"wo shahrukh khan ka song hai " Om reminded her.

" ha to pata hai na humein... Par gana to hamare type ka hai. Hum to salman ji ke liye gayenge "she continued dancing.
Om rolled his eyes.

" silly man.. "he ignored.
She stared at om for a bit. Then asked him.
" waise bura na mane to mai ek baat poncho "

" ab pooch bhi le. Nahi poochega to tujhe indigestion ho jayega "Om was annoyed.

" apki favorite heroine kaun hai " she asked.

" mai films nahi dekhta"

"hai dayya Kitne boringwa hai hamare pati " she thought.

" ab tera Sawaal ho gaya to chain se mujhe TV dekhne de. "

Om put on tv and put on history channel.
" ye kya hai.. "chulbul asked.

" history yani itihaas "Om answered.

" Aww.. Isiliye Aap itne boring ho.. "she muttered.

" kya bola Tumne "om asked.

"oo.. Kuch nahi. Humne to bola isiliye aapki batein aksar samajh me nahi aati kyoki wo itihaas jaise hai na isiliye "
Om scowled at her.

Om was watching an emperor story. Suddenly a love making scene came. Chulbul turned red.
" haye dayya , ye kya dikha rahe hai. Apne to kaha tha itihaas hai par ye to kuch aur hi hai " chulbul closed her eyes and screamed.
Om was puzzled by her loud noise and change channel to discovery.
" le badal diya. Ab halla karna band kar"
Om scolded her.
Chulbul opened her eyes.
"ye kaun sa channel hai " she asked.

" ye science channel hai. Ye knowledge deta hai. "

On discovery, episode was about sex and intimacy. Suddenly make out scene appeared on screen.

" hai dayya , phir se wahi sab dikh raha hai. Aap to gyaan wale channel dekhte ho. Kya isme yehi sab dikhate hai. "

Om was irritated by her noise. He put nat geo channel.
" ab ye kaun sa hai " Gauri asked.

" jungle aur janwar ka show. Ab plz mujhe chain se dekhne de"
Nat geo was showing episodic about mating of mammals. Animals were making sounds while mating.

"yeh kya kar rahe hai. Ek doosre pe chade kyon hai . "chulbul asked with curiosity.

Om was too irritated to give answer.
He changed channel. Next was star movies.
Intimate scene was going on.

" haye dayya aap hamesha aisi he cheeze dekhte ho kya.. "she asked loud.
Om changed channel to Hindi movie channel.
" lo dekho apni favorite movies "
Imran hashmi intimate song was playing on screen.

" hume pata nahi tha aap Imran hashmi ke fan ho " chulbhul said.

Om looked at screen and put off channel.
" ek baat bata. Tujhe kya problem ho rahi thi ye sab scenes se"om asked her.

"wo.. Hum sanskari ghar ke chirota hai na isiliye.. "

" O.. Tujhe kya lagta hai jo ye sab dekhte hai unka sanskaar nahi hota " Om spoke.
" wo humein pata nahi lekin hum nahi dekhte "
" apni biwi ko bhi itna sanskaar hi dikhaya tha ki use jyada.. "Om laughed.

" ha.. Ha.. Kyon nahi.. hum to itne sanskari hai ki humne use thik se dekha bhi nahi "chulbul went on bragging about sanskaar.
" what... "Om laughed hard.
Chulbul rolled eyes and tried to figure out what amused him.


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Posted: 8 years ago
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Hillarious 😆please write more. I love chulKara
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Posted: 8 years ago
#7
Hilarious.. Plz write more.. 🤣
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Posted: 8 years ago
#8
Read both the parts... It is hilarious... I wish especially the 2nd part show mein dikhaya hota
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Posted: 8 years ago
#9
Super funny. Plz write more chapters
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Posted: 8 years ago
#10
Such cute little episodes you write.. ChulKara friendship is the best thing right now..
Thanks for this

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