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Sometimes when I lie back and look at the ceiling, I wonder very very hard who in the world in their right senses could ever have suggested to Mr. Stiffness that he could act. Was it a thoroughly blind person mind you, I don't want to sound politically incorrect about blindness, but apart from being blind that person had to be completely deaf and whosoever it was, he or she was really really DUMB.
Beats me completely. Gee the more the story progresses, the more importance is given to Mr. Stiffness and his role and the more and more he hams away 😡. Has he ever thought of ever making some minor movements of his facial muscles to express some emotion? Or has he ever considered that lowering or raising the pitch of his voice can make sure that the sounds coming out of his mouth sound real and are not auto-generated from a computer 🤢? Right now it sounds like he is rattling out press releases or reading out the company balance sheets. Grrrrrrr. No doubt even Confusion Queen packed off her bags and ran off to greener pastures. I read somewhere she has got better offers @ other shows where she doesn't have to suffer Mr. Stiffness hamming around her all the time. Bless her soul.
So it seems like the channel owners are going to kill off every character on this show till there is only Mr. Stiffness remaining blissfully hamming his dialogs to the rickety old furniture at his home or if he can catch hold of Govind. The spoiler alert is that it seems Joan of Ar(ti)c is about to be martyred to the cause of providing more camera time to Mr. Stiffness. Groaaan 😒. I will still take Joan of Ar(ti)c anyday over Mr. Stiffness. At the end of yesterday's show we see Joan of Ar(ti)c turning into Groan of Ar(ti)c clasping at whatever comes in her way. Nobody knew what happened but there she was lying on the floor (probably some voodoo experiment backfired) frantically calling Chander to come help. She has this amazing capability of calling on Chander whenever he is spending quality time with Alka. Like at the beginning of yesterday's show she interrupts their romantic movie viewing with her stupid panchayat talk. Who cares? And what gives her a right to ask so many questions? Why two glasses? Whats with the white shirt? Why havent you shaved today? Geeeeez. Get a life.
Unfortunately most of the episode time was taken over by Mr. Stiffness who tries his best to make a face which actually looks like the Sahara desert in peak summer. And I practically have to put my ear up directly against the TV speakers at full volume to understand what this dude says while he is on not that I can make much sense out of it. This guy seriously looks like a deflated balloon now 🤣 And some tips for the creative and directorial team. You have royally sucked at trying to show Mr. Stiffness' transformation although to be fair you couldn't have done much about it. How can somebody so stiff transform into anything 😆 . So Mr. Stiffness has decided to bore to death another poor girl called Gauri. Engagement proceedings are beginning which Mr. Stiffness proudly calls a deal (duh as if he understands what is going on here). I haven't seen Gauri yet but my full sympathies and condolences lie with her. Girl, if you are about to step into this story, don't. Run and do something else. Beg, borrow, steal or even play a vampire in the soap that comes before this one which will be much better than trying to be with Mr. Stiffness. Alka tries her best to convince Mr. Stiffness that he is making a huge mistake by trying to ruin Gauri's life like this. But Mr. Stiffness is adamant. Actually he is making sure the channel guys give him enough opportunity in future episodes to ham away to glory. Damn. 😡
They should just put Alka and Chander together more since they have figured out a way to pack off Joan of Ar(ti)c to the afterlife now where she will excel beyond imagination with her scary acting. Probably she will be back on the vampire soap that comes on before this. Alka tells Chander that Mr. Stiffness has decided to marry Gauri. To which Chander just offers a mild "hmmm" and continues eating 👏. Frankly nobody is bothered that much in this story about Mr. Stiffness except for Mr. Stiffness himself. He just says Mr. Stiffness might find happiness with Gauri. Yeaah. Right. Seriously dude, when was the last anybody saw Mr. Stiffness happy? 🤣 When was it anybody could ever make out what Mr. Stiffness is actually feeling? Sheeeesh.
Beats me completely. Gee the more the story progresses, the more importance is given to Mr. Stiffness and his role and the more and more he hams away 😡. Has he ever thought of ever making some minor movements of his facial muscles to express some emotion? Or has he ever considered that lowering or raising the pitch of his voice can make sure that the sounds coming out of his mouth sound real and are not auto-generated from a computer 🤢? Right now it sounds like he is rattling out press releases or reading out the company balance sheets. Grrrrrrr. No doubt even Confusion Queen packed off her bags and ran off to greener pastures. I read somewhere she has got better offers @ other shows where she doesn't have to suffer Mr. Stiffness hamming around her all the time. Bless her soul.
So it seems like the channel owners are going to kill off every character on this show till there is only Mr. Stiffness remaining blissfully hamming his dialogs to the rickety old furniture at his home or if he can catch hold of Govind. The spoiler alert is that it seems Joan of Ar(ti)c is about to be martyred to the cause of providing more camera time to Mr. Stiffness. Groaaan 😒. I will still take Joan of Ar(ti)c anyday over Mr. Stiffness. At the end of yesterday's show we see Joan of Ar(ti)c turning into Groan of Ar(ti)c clasping at whatever comes in her way. Nobody knew what happened but there she was lying on the floor (probably some voodoo experiment backfired) frantically calling Chander to come help. She has this amazing capability of calling on Chander whenever he is spending quality time with Alka. Like at the beginning of yesterday's show she interrupts their romantic movie viewing with her stupid panchayat talk. Who cares? And what gives her a right to ask so many questions? Why two glasses? Whats with the white shirt? Why havent you shaved today? Geeeeez. Get a life.
Unfortunately most of the episode time was taken over by Mr. Stiffness who tries his best to make a face which actually looks like the Sahara desert in peak summer. And I practically have to put my ear up directly against the TV speakers at full volume to understand what this dude says while he is on not that I can make much sense out of it. This guy seriously looks like a deflated balloon now 🤣 And some tips for the creative and directorial team. You have royally sucked at trying to show Mr. Stiffness' transformation although to be fair you couldn't have done much about it. How can somebody so stiff transform into anything 😆 . So Mr. Stiffness has decided to bore to death another poor girl called Gauri. Engagement proceedings are beginning which Mr. Stiffness proudly calls a deal (duh as if he understands what is going on here). I haven't seen Gauri yet but my full sympathies and condolences lie with her. Girl, if you are about to step into this story, don't. Run and do something else. Beg, borrow, steal or even play a vampire in the soap that comes before this one which will be much better than trying to be with Mr. Stiffness. Alka tries her best to convince Mr. Stiffness that he is making a huge mistake by trying to ruin Gauri's life like this. But Mr. Stiffness is adamant. Actually he is making sure the channel guys give him enough opportunity in future episodes to ham away to glory. Damn. 😡
They should just put Alka and Chander together more since they have figured out a way to pack off Joan of Ar(ti)c to the afterlife now where she will excel beyond imagination with her scary acting. Probably she will be back on the vampire soap that comes on before this. Alka tells Chander that Mr. Stiffness has decided to marry Gauri. To which Chander just offers a mild "hmmm" and continues eating 👏. Frankly nobody is bothered that much in this story about Mr. Stiffness except for Mr. Stiffness himself. He just says Mr. Stiffness might find happiness with Gauri. Yeaah. Right. Seriously dude, when was the last anybody saw Mr. Stiffness happy? 🤣 When was it anybody could ever make out what Mr. Stiffness is actually feeling? Sheeeesh.
...coz i knw b4 itself from monday's precap that this guy is gng to b in front of our tv screens/laptops for a hell lot of time😡
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