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Posted: 12 years ago
After reading your post i tried to laugh but i can't, because i have 2 stiches on my upper lip.
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Posted: 12 years ago
Vrish tumhare story bahut accha hai..hass hass ke kursi/chari mein ghir gayi🤣. The firework was the offical prasad so people dont get obese ..While other part was that Himavan annouces a slimfast feast to celebrate the achievements of his grandkids, while Asoka-Sundari too is happy that she doesn't have to skip this..
Owh lord have mercy!!!
I cant stop rofling🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
  • Ganesh finds a broken comb and wonders who it is. He asks Asokasundari whether it is hers, but she denies it. After asking around, he finds out that it is mom's.
  • He tries to fix it, but can't. He tries to pull off his other tusk, but Asokasundari stops him, telling him that it will only make ivory combs more fashionable and encourage poachers to hunt more elephants. "We already killed one elephant to get you its head, don't want more elephants to needlessly die"
  • In the meantime, elsewhere, Kaikesi is encouraging Ravan and his brothers to go and get boons from Brahma, which they started
  • Ganesh asks Kartikeya about making a comb, but the comb Kartikeya makes is too strong and risks damaging Parvati's head. Vishwakarma and others all try to provide solutions, but all fail
  • They approach Mahadev, and he tells them, "Have you seen the jata's in your mom's hair? No wonder that comb broke - any comb would break. What Mom needs is a good shampoo" šŸ˜†
  • Accordingly, Kartikeya arranges w/ Rati to have her hair done. So Kartikeya, Ganesh and Asokasundari go w/ her and tell Rati what they want
  • Parvati tells Ganesh about the shringar that she wanted to do for their dad. Rati senses the opportunity and immediately suggests tossing in a facial, manicure and pedicure for Parvati
  • Ganesh tries to tell Mahadev to come and watch all this, but Mahadev tells him that he'd like to see the end result - the entire process itself is boring, and only Asokasundari would enjoy it
  • Parvati then suggests that Asokasundari too gets herself done. So they both are now busy getting done. Devasena & Minakshi too join, and Rati is happy to have so many customers, and decides to make Parvati's thing complementary, while the others paid for theirs.
  • Ganesh is watching all this pretty intently, while Kartikeya couldn't be more bored. So he tries to see what demons are up to, but all the demons in his realm have already been subjugated and accept his supremacy. The only demons he does see - Ravan, Kumbhakarna & Vibhishan - are busy doing tapasya for Brahma, which is about as interesting to watch as this, or watching paint dry
  • Kartikeya is left w/ no choice but to keep switching b/w watching the rakshashas meditate, vs watching his mom & sister being made up. He tries to see what his other moms are up to, and looks like the Krittikas & Shravana are busy bathing in the Ganga, and all of them have plans to visit Rati later. Kartikeya recognizes that there won't be much improvement in terms of entertainment value
  • After thousands of years, Brahma appears b4 Vibheeshan and grants him a boon. Vibheeshan asks him that he'd never be denied Vishnu's favor, and Brahma grants that, and tosses in that he'd never be adharm, and also immortality
  • Minakshi's do-over is complete.
  • Brahma appears b4 Kumbhakarna, and Saraswati shrinks, goes to his brain and gets him to ask for Nindrasan. Brahma: "Tathastu"
  • Asokasundari's do-over is complete.
  • Ravan protests to Brahma that if Kumbhakarna sleeps forever, he'll simply either get murdered by his enemies, or else, die of starvation. Brahma grants that he'll wake up for one day every 6 months, but if he's woken up outside that window, his death on that day is imminent.
  • Devasena's do-over is complete. She asks Kartikeya what he thinks, but Kartikeya is still angry w/ her and does not respond
  • Ravan's turn comes. He is cutting off his heads, and has sacrificed 9. He is about to sacrifice the 10th, when Brahma appears b4 him
  • He asks for immortality, but Brahma denies it. Ravan checks the history of the asuras who tried other things before him. Shiva's son? Already there - Tarakasura tried it. Woman? Mahishashur tried it. Shiva/Vishnu's son? Mahishi tried it. Neither man nor animal? Hiranyakashupu tried it. Every trick before came unravelled
  • Parvati's do-over is complete. Kartikeya heaves a sigh of relief, pays the bill and they all leave for Kailash
  • Finally, Ravan gets an idea - he just lists every being on earth, but forgets to mention men, thinking that it is implied. Brahma grants it and is gone.
  • Ravan, Kumbhakarna & Vibhishan return to Sumali and Kaikesi, who tell them, "Welcome back! You've been out a while"
  • Parvati, Kartikeya, Asokasundari, Ganesh, Minakshi & Devasena return to Kailash, and Nandi and all the ganas celebrate, and tell them, "Welcome back! You've been out a while" šŸ˜†
  • They all go to Mahadev, who is very happy to see them. Parvati asks him, "Do you notice anything different?"
  • Mahadev: "No, you look absolutely no different from before - just as great as ever" 🤣
How does Parvati react to this nonchalant response from Mahadev? Stay tuned! šŸ˜†
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
@Vrish-ha ha ha ha ha..
continue pleasešŸ˜‰
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Posted: 12 years ago
Actually, others can continue it a bit, and then I'll pick it up from there. It's more fun that way šŸ˜†
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Posted: 12 years ago

after Mahadev's response towards parvati.. Parvati becomes upset and says she'll leave kailash and will go for banabas.
Mahadev tries to make her understand , that she looks beautiful in everyway, but parvati is adamant in her decision about leaving kailash.
Seeing this Mahadev goes to the place of his friend come brother in law vishnu's house for advices..
But, vishnuji thinks he has came here for devi lakshmi's help in cooking food for kailashians , and mahadev is being happy in parvati's decision about leaving for banabas so, that's why he is giving a party while shiva was trying very hard to make him understand the situation.
Knowing and seeing things becoming worse he goes to brahma for advice but, as brahmadev was hearing pop song from devi saraswati he told shiva to wait for some time till he finishes listening this song.. As otherwise his wife will be angry too and will join in hand with devi parvati to this Campaign..
Hearing campaign , Mahadev becomes more restless and now decided to take help from his sasurji ... (sorry for grammer, spelling mistakes) sir please continue then...😊
Edited by MrToolConfuser - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
I knew this comb and shringar story will be a part of this CNAT thread soon...šŸ˜†

@ Vrish :

Too good...šŸ˜†
Mahadev didn't notice anything...?? Gosh.. he is so.. gone now...!! šŸ˜†

Parvati's reaction will come afterwards...Kartikeya is for sure to snap at Mahadev first...šŸ˜†

Kartikeya : (Flabbergasted)...
What...?? You are kidding.. right.. Pitashri...??
Thousand years of boredom..splitting headaches... seeing them getting done..
I 've gone bankrupt..paying their bills...and here you say.. There is no difference...!! šŸ˜•
Pls tell me that was a joke...!! šŸ˜•šŸ˜†

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Posted: 12 years ago
  • Ganesh asks Mahadev: "Are you willing to do anything for her to get her back?" Mahadev says of course, and so Ganesh, Kartikeya and Asokasundari too join Himavan
  • Himavan goes to Parvati and convinces her that Mahadev genuinely loves her no matter how she is. Ganesh, Kartikeya & Asokasundari too appeal to Parvati to relent, and promise her that Mahadev himself will do her shringar
  • Parvati is overjoyed to hear that and comes back. Ganesh tells his father about what he had promised, and Mahadev sighs, knowing that he had no choice 😵
  • So Mahadev does Parvati her shringar, and throws in a body massage to go w/ it. Parvati just loves it
  • While Mahadev is doing Parvati's body massage, Ravan, armed w/ Brahma's boon, gets Kubera to vacate Lanka and defeats him in battle later. Kubera flees to Kailash
  • Kartikeya asks Nandi to host him, and give him a place where he and his followers can settle
  • Mahadev is still working on the body massage 🄱
  • In the meantime, Ravan, having seized the Pushpak, is on his world tour, and arrives at Kailash
  • Mahadev is giving Parvati a massage, when suddenly, the entire mountain shakes, doubling the effect of the body massage.
  • Parvati is excited and loves the shaking, and Mahadev too is happy to get help from below. Ganesh is happy to see his parents so overjoyed, and asks Nandi and Kubera to celebrate. They all start jumping and dancing all over the mountain, and Mahadev too does that while giving Parvati her massage
  • All that dancing and jumping by everyone is too much for Ravan, and the weight of Mahadev's jumping in particular, as well as that of Ganesh, really makes him ache
  • Ravan then starts singing the praises of Mahadev, who is then pleased. Mahadev asks Parvati if he can take a break to see Ravan, but Parvati, who is enjoying Ravan's stota as well as the massage, decides to extend both and asks Mahadev to finish the massage. Ravan is forced to sing longer šŸ˜ˆšŸ˜†
  • Finally, Parvati is fully satisfied and falls asleep, and Mahadev is relieved. He stops the dances, goes to Ravan, asks him to put the mountain back, and gives him the chandrahaas sword
  • Ravan, completely exhausted from all that mountain lifting and singing, returns to Lanka and crashes into Kumbhakarna's bed, and falls asleep alongside Kumbhakarna
  • Mahadev is relieved at the shringar ending, and tells the gyan sabha to go to Lanka and get their gyan from Ravan, once he has woken up
  • Mahadev finally has some quiet time w/ Kartikeya, Ganesh, Asokasundari and Nandi
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago

At Kailash a Pigeon delivers an invitation of a new Spa's inoguration, started by Urvashi.

Ashok Sundari sees it, decids to send Parvati for it. Kartikeya takes her on his Peacock to the Spa.
Apsaras were the attendats there with Devi Lakshmi & Saraswati too expecting to arrive soon. The Tridevis were the first one to enjoy the service of this first of it's kind in the entire universe.
They were satisfied with different treatements provides by Urvashi & her helper Apsaras. Blesses her that after thousands of years, on Earth Humans will enjoys simillar facilities, as Paravti was born as Human according to some, she decided ather Human ladies too should get the benifit of it. The bills should be given to the person handling the finanace department in their house as a priviledge or pain, whatever they consider.šŸ˜†
So the idea of present day Beauty parlours & Spa is originated from our Puranas.
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Posted: 12 years ago
After a long time, an update to the LPL. With the recent entries of Ganesh, Nahusha, Ravan, Kumbhakarna & Vibhishan, as well as the greater prominence in that race of devas like Agni & Vayu, the teams decide to add them to their rosters.
  1. Awesome Asuras, AA owned by Shukracharya & captained by Vidyunmali
    • Vritra, Atri, Chakri,
    • AA outbids GG & PP for Nagaraj - the snake around Shiva's neck
    • AA outbids VV & GG for Maya Danav and Shatabhish
    • Chandal signs up w/ AA
    • Sanatkumar joins AA as well
    • Kumbhakarna too signs up w/ AA, who decide to play him whenever he's awake
    • Vritra, Atri, Chakri, Nagraj/Vasuki, Maya Danav, Shatabhish, Chandal, Sanatkumar, Kumbhakarna
    • Manager: Menavati; Coach: Vijaya
  2. Bold Brahmanas, BB owned by Brahma & captained by Dadhichi
    • Kashyap, Dhoomralochan, Agni
    • BB gets Rishi Angira and Himavan's Rajguru
    • Aghori too signs up for BB
    • Brahma-rishi too joins his team
    • Wajrang gets scooped up by BB
    • Rishi Visharvas gets Ravan signed up by BB
    • Kashyap, Dhoomralochan, Agni, Angira, Rajguru, Aghori, Brahmarishi, Vajrang, Ravan
    • Manager: Swadha (Nanima) Coach: Sanjana
  3. Charming Chandravanshis, CC owned by Chandra & captained by Yayati
    • Bhrigni, Nishumbha, Vishwakarma
    • CC manages to outbid VV and SS for Sesha-nag, after losing Nagraj to AA
    • CC also snaps up Sukarna, Mahadev's nephew
    • Flute playing Mahadev - Murli mahadev joins CC
    • Ashwin1 (father of Nakula) joins CC
    • Taki's 4th son Taare joins CC
    • Nahusha signs up w/ CC as well, while Asokasundari joins as a batting coach
    • Bhrigni, Nishumbha, Vishwakarma, Sesha, Sukarna, Murli Mahadev, Ashwin1, Taare, Nahusha
    • Manager: Revathy; Coach: Diti, Asokasundari
  4. Devious Devas, DD owned by Brihaspati & captained by Indra
    • Bhrigu, Raktabheej
    • Yamaraj takes over as a player-mentor-coach of DD, and gets back Raktabheej from Yamalok. Also sells Dhumralochan to BB 😈
    • Badvanal gets sent to Yamalok by Mahadev, and so Yamaraj takes him and adds him to the DD squad
    • DD trumps VV and grabs Amatya from Daksha šŸ˜†
    • Sukarma (Matsyaa's father) signs up w/ DD
    • Gautamshatru (name I'm giving to the enemy of Rishi Gautama who tried to frame him) signs up w/ DD as well
    • Sanaka joins DD
    • Mahishashur too 😈
    • Bhrigu, Raktabheej, Yamaraj, Banvanal, Amatya, Gautamshatru, Sanaka, Mahishashur
    • Manager: Prashuti; Coach: Lekha
  5. Glorious Ganas, GG owned by Shiva & captained by Nandi
    • Markandeya, Tarakaksh, Vayu
    • Shani traded over from DD to GG
    • Shilad joins Shiva & Nandi & signs up in GG, as does Mahakal
    • Nataraja traded to GG by SS
    • Ganesh joins GG and becomes the vice captain of the squad, while Asokasundari joins as a coach
    • Markandeya, Tarakaksh, Vayu, Shani, Shilad, Mahakal, Nataraja, Ganesh
    • Manager: Sati; Coach: Jaya
  6. Prized Prithvis, PP owned by Himavan & captained by Kartikeya
    • Agastya, Kamalashkh, Kama
    • PP manages to outbid SS for Lakshman
    • PP also trumps GG for Chief Shilpi and Virbhadra
    • Ashwin2 (father of Sahadev) joins PP
    • Agastya, Kamalashkh, Kama, Lakshman, Shilpi, Virbhadra, Ashwin2,
    • Manager: Rati; Coach: Ganga
  7. Sizzling Suryavanshis, SS owned by Surya & captained by Ikshvaku
    • Shumbha, Chanda, Bhageeratha
    • SS manages to outbid VV for Rama
    • SS also snaps up Rishi Garg
    • Rishi Vashishta sign up w/ SS, as does Nataraj
    • Nataraja traded to GG, while Sanandana joins SS
    • Shumbha, Chanda, Bhageeratha, Rama, Garg, Vashishta, Sanandana
    • Manager: Sharavan; Coach: Sachi
  8. Vivacious Vaishnavs, VV owned by Vishnu & captained by Daksha
    • Durvasa, Munda, Varuna
    • Narada is snapped up by VV, who manage to outbid BB
    • VV outbids GG for Shatabhish
    • Rishis Gautama & Kapila signs up w/ VV
    • Vishnu-rishi too joins his team
    • Sanatana joins VV, and this time, Jaya-Vijaya don't stop him šŸ˜†
    • Vibhishan, following his boon from Brahma, signs up w/ VV
    • Durvasa, Munda, Varuna, Narada, Gautama, Kapila, Vishnu-rishi, Sanatana, Vibhishan
    • Manager: Khyatti; Coach: Aditi


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