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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: Samsangeetha

Varaali, you r too good yaar 👏

All ur rhymes, too good and classy 👍🏼

I'm doing 🤣 🤣 🤣

Thanks for cracking me up 😆

Hema dear: once again thank u my sweet sis'r for sharing this post 🤗


its my pleasure sharing my happiness with my sweet sissy🤗
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Posted: 12 years ago
@ Vrish :

Good one...😆
Mahadev in TUX...😆😆
Mahadev can be a Honorary Professor himself...considering his love for giving lectures to everyone.. on anything and everything...😆😆
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Posted: 12 years ago

Vrish and Varaali akka . chance less i have been rofling n rofling without dot ...🤣
i have missed C.N.A.Tfor a long time
So continuing from vrish story

So when the school starts to function in a normal way ,the only problem is ...girl students are more scared about gan and prets appearance ..their unequal body shape and soared voice really bucked them as nightmares..
so all their parents filed a compliant against this to Princi so called Nandi.

Nandi panicked and declared that ,he will recruit beautiful female teacher's for teaching purpose along with gan and prets..

Shivji angered and opposed this idea ..He said ,Its not good to recruit outsider's into kailash ...its sanity will be questioned then .

Nandi confused ..literally ..he wished skand must be near to clear his doubts ...so begin to meditate..."OMMM.SA RA VA NA BHA VA OMMM... "

There in Pazhamudircholai (his Mountain abode in south )
Murugan is constantly disturbed by Nandhi's chanting ...

"Hey Karthiyeya "...yelled Valli ...where is ur thoughts ...i am before u man ,even Devasena too..."then whom "(both questioned in angst ?).

Murugan chuckled "Oh 2 is more than enough ...i am just thinking about nandhi's problem ", He needs our help !!

Our help ?

ya more probably "ur help "

"What"?

yes ! lets go !!

HAi Nandi ...here are ur teachers! whom will be accepted by my father too!!
Nandi's face gloomed when devasena and valli's one is tarnished hearing this .

No karthikeya ,they alarmed ...Ur kailash itself a school ,we can't stay here for long...who will afford to hear all the lectures of ur father ...from sunrise to moon set , we are not ready !! Vallii stared at him (so u got bored of me ,and planning for other? )

No No not exactly like that ...!!Skand fired the answer back...but its ur duty to help my family when it is needed ...Plz do this favour for ur husband ...(they remembered that he is their respected husband now only )

Atlast they accepted the offer..but demanded that skand must be appointed as one of the teacher's in sports and defense learning Department .

Devasena is history and mythological teacher ,
Valli opted for teaching maths and astro physics to students..
Murugan called for sages " Agastiyar and panini "to teach language and medicine to the students n they accepted ..
Agastiyar's disciple named Bohar is adopted for teaching aerodynamics
and chemistry to them
gan prets teach shiv tatva along with other's .


actual game starts when skand is guru for Lord Ganesh

lets the fun be staled now

do continue frds











Edited by vanadhi - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
The girls were late today, so Kartikeya starts with Ganesh's Arms & Defence class.
Sir Kartikeya starts with introducing various weapons displayed on a big rock, gifted by diffrent Devas to him.
Ganesh: Bhiyya...
Kartikeya : I am not your Bhaiyya here, call me sir with respect.
Ganesh: As you wish sir, why do you need so many weapons?
Kartikeya: Each one is used for different purpose. This Mace is used to hit & break things.
Ganesh: But I can hit & break with my fist only, I don't need a Mace.
Kartikeya: Picks up a Bow & arrow, this Dhanush is used to aim & hit with baan, which goes very fast, hits the target. I have practiced this art on Ganas.
Ganesh: But my Shabda's baan too achives the same & I have practiced them on Indra, Rishis, Suryadev etc. It workes very well.
Kartikeya: Picks up a Sward, this is a Sward, be careful it's very sharp, you can get hurt & you need to move very quicky while using it.
Ganesh: Even my Mushak friend's teeths are sharp, I can ask them to handle this part.
Kartikeya: Picks up his Spear, this is very powerful, is given by my Mata to fight with Tarakasur.
Ganesh: Shows his Danda, see sir, my mata gave me this & I have faught with Suryadev, Devraj, Ganas with this.
Kartikeya had thought he'll show how strong & intelligent he is but Ganesh seems to be a tough one.
Suddenly the belll rings, it's time for lunch. Ganesh asks Sir let's have a compitition.
Kartikeya gets excited, atleast he can show his superiority here. He agrees.
Ganesh: Today's lunch is sent by Nanima, let's have a Ladoo eating compitition.
Karikeya has heard of Ganesh's love for Ladoos. Thinks why mata why? If you wanted your son, why didn't you call me back to Kailash?
Edited by mnx12 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
😊Originally posted by Vanadhi
Vrish and Varaali akka . chance less i have been rofling n rofling without dot ...🤣
i have missed C.N.A.Tfor a long time
So continuing from vrish story

So when the school starts to function in a normal way ,the only problem is ...girl students are more scared about gan and prets appearance ..their unequal body shape and soared voice really bucked them as nightmares..
so all their parents filed a compliant against this to Princi so called Nandi.

Nandi panicked and declared that ,he will recruit beautiful female teacher's for teaching purpose along with gan and prets..

Shivji angered and opposed this idea ..He said ,Its not good to recruit outsider's into kailash ...its sanity will be questioned then .

Nandi confused ..literally ..he wished skand must be near to clear his doubts ...so begin to meditate..."OMMM.SA RA VA NA BHA VA OMMM... "

There in Pazhamudircholai (his Mountain abode in south )
Murugan is constantly disturbed by Nandhi's chanting ...

"Hey Karthiyeya "...yelled Valli ...where is ur thoughts ...i am before u man ,even Devasena too..."then whom "(both questioned in angst ?).

Murugan chuckled "Oh 2 is more than enough ...i am just thinking about nandhi's problem ", He needs our help !!

Our help ?

ya more probably "ur help "

"What"?

yes ! lets go !!

HAi Nandi ...here are ur teachers! whom will be accepted by my father too!!
Nandi's face gloomed when devasena and valli's one is tarnished hearing this .

No karthikeya ,they alarmed ...Ur kailash itself a school ,we can't stay here for long...who will afford to hear all the lectures of ur father ...from sunrise to moon set , we are not ready !! Vallii stared at him (so u got bored of me ,and planning for other? )

No No not exactly like that ...!!Skand fired the answer back...but its ur duty to help my family when it is needed ...Plz do this favour for ur husband ...(they remembered that he is their respected husband now only )

Atlast they accepted the offer..but demanded that skand must be appointed as one of the teacher's in sports and defense learning Department .

Devasena is history and mythological teacher ,
Valli opted for teaching maths and astro physics to students..
Murugan called for sages " Agastiyar and panini "to teach language and medicine to the students n they accepted ..
Agastiyar's disciple named Bohar is adopted for teaching aerodynamics
and chemistry to them
gan prets teach shiv tatva along with other's .


actual game starts when skand is guru for Lord Ganesh

lets the fun be staled now

do continue frds



Wow!!👏Lord Kartikeya along with his two wives became teacher in Kailash.Just try to imagine
I hope that we will get to see Mahadev and Parvati too as guest lecturer in that school😆. And if the whole Shiv Family come in the teaching profession why Ashoka Sunadari is spared??? She too has the quality to become a teacher no??may be...😉😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
😊Originally posted by mnx12
The girls were late today, so Kartikeya starts with Ganesh's Arms & Defence class.
Sir Kartikeya starts with introducing various weapons displayed on a big rock, gifted by diffrent Devas to him.
Ganesh: Bhiyya...
Kartikeya : I am not your Bhaiyya here, call me sir with respect.
Ganesh: As you wish sir, why do you need so many weapons?
Kartikeya: Each one is used for different purpose. This Mace is used to hit & break things.
Ganesh: But I can hit & break with my fist only, I don't need a Mace.
Kartikeya: Picks up a Bow & arrow, this Dhanush is used to aim & hit with baan, which goes very fast, hits the target. I have practiced this art on Ganas.
Ganesh: But my Shabda's baan too achives the same & I have practiced them on Indra, Rishis, Suryadev etc. It workes very well.
Kartikeya: Picks up a Sward, this is a Sward, be careful it's very sharp, you can get hurt & you need to move very quicky while using it.
Ganesh: Even my Mushak friend's teeths are sharp, I can ask them to handle this part.
Kartikeya: Picks up his Spear, this is very powerful, is given by my Mata to fight with Tarakasur.
Ganesh: Shows his Danda, see sir, my mata gave me this & I have faught with Suryadev, Devraj, Ganas with this.
Kartikeya had thought he'll show how strong & intelligent he is but Ganesh seems to be a tough one.
Suddenly the belll rings, it's time for lunch. Ganesh asks Sir let's have a compitition.
Kartikeya gets excited, atleast he can show his superiority here. He agrees.
Ganesh: Today's lunch is sent by Nanima, let's have a Ladoo eating compitition.
Karikeya has heard of Ganesh's love for Ladoos. Thinks why mata why? If you wanted your son, why didn't you call me back to Kailash?
Wow!! Brother Ganesh took a solid class of his elder brother and teacher Kartikeya.😆Trying to imagine the situation but I can't because I am 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...🤣🤣.
Poor Lord Kartikeya I can feel his pain as am too a elder one (sorry sister this time not brother😆).

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Posted: 12 years ago
Omg minaxi this 1 is the best.
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Posted: 12 years ago
  • Kartikeya returns to Kailash and catches the ball while Ganesh is playing w/ Nandi & the Ganas
  • The 2 brothers hug, and then meet their parents. They decide to have a private family get together comprising of just them & the Ganas.
  • Indra decides to spoil this as well, and against the advise of Brihaspati, decides to send Parashurama to go and crash their party
  • Kartikeya tells Ganesh, 'Look, you've been doing security duties here, and even lost your head over it, but now that I'm here, let me take over for a while.' Ganesh refuses, but Kartikeya tells him that it's an order, so Ganesh has no choice
  • Kamasura - who's now Kartikeya's spy (see pg 17 for the story of his birth 😆) tells Kartikeya that Parashurama is coming @ the behest of Indra
  • Parashurama arrives, and demands to meet Mahadev. Kartikeya asks him what pressing need he has, and Parashurama claims that he has the right to barge in whenever he likes
  • Kartikeya tells him that today, there is a private family function open to only the family and Ganas, and that he'd simply have to return the next day. The family too has its rights, and outsiders can't crash it simply on their whims. He tells Parashurama to go and tell Indra that his mission has failed
  • Parashurama gets furious and attacks Kartikeya. The 2 fight long and hard, and Kartikeya manages to wound Parashurama w/ his vel
  • Finally, Parashurama hurls his ax @ Kartikeya, but he does a somersault and successfully ducks it. Unfortunately, Ganesh arrives, and the ax takes out one of his tusks
  • Everyone is furious - Mahadev, Parvati, Nandi, Bhrigni, Himavan and everyone else
  • Parvati takes the form of Durga and threatens Parashurama. Himavan tells him not to dare ever set foot in the Himalayas. Kartikeya curses him that he'll have 3 disciples who'll fight on the side of evil in a war and have to be killed by trickery. The Ganas start throwing bhang @ Parashurama, and very soon, he's drenched in bhang
  • Mahadev is also furious and is about to open his third eye to incinerate Parashurama. Just then, Vishnu appears and begs Mahadev not to do it
  • Parvati is furious w/ Vishnu and tells him that he always blindly sides w/ Indra's machinations, and would now have to pay a price. From this day onwards, he's no longer her brother and can no longer claim to be close to her
  • Parvati also tells him that the reason he goes about doing what he does is that he doesn't have any feelings as a mother. So she tells him that if he wants Parashurama to be spared, Vishnu would have to give birth to one of Mahadev's sons, just like she did
  • Vishnu smiles, and agrees, and Parashurama is shocked to hear that and begs him to let Shiva destroy him. But Parvati tells him that his proper punishment is not death - it's humiliation
  • Parvati tells him that this son of Shiva & Mohini - Manikanthan - would be brought up by a king, and therefore a Kshatriya. Parashurama would have to make his statue once his main mission - the killing of Mahishi - is complete - out of that broken tooth of Ganesh. Having to make a statue of a Kshatriya would be his punishment. Vishnu's punishment would be giving birth to that kshatriya 😈😆
  • Parashurama accepts that punishment, but begs that Vishnu be spared that humiliation. But Parvati tells him that if she undoes Vishnu's curse, Parashurama wouldn't have to do anything, and so this ruse of his won't work
  • Parashurama & Vishnu return sheepishly to Vaikuntha, where they see Lakshmi totally unloading on Indra. Indra begs them to explain, but they tell him to get lost
  • Lakshmi tells Parashurama that he reeks of bhang, and asks him to leave w/o any questions. Parashurama asks if he can have a bath in ksheersagar, but Lakshmi says no. Jaya & Vijaya throw him out 😈
  • Parvati asks Shiva if Ganesh can get a human head again due to his broken tusks - maybe by getting one of Kartikeya's 6. Kartikeya is more than happy to agree, and so is Shiva, but Ganesh complains that he won't be able to have as many laddoos as he does once that happens. So the elephant head stays
  • Everybody then resume the reunion party 🥳
Edited by .Vrish. - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
he bhagwaan my stomache hurts from rofling ..this story is cracking me up 🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
Mind-boggling Vrish...👏I am🤣🤣🤣ing.
🤣So Parvati asks Vishnu to give birth one of Shiva's son😆
Though I wonder why Ganesh and Kartikeya has not fought with each other, I love this brotherly bond very much.👍🏼Please keep it like this way.😳

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