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Phew...
Kya garmi hai. Inke maathe par koi cheesz rakh do, apne aap microwave ki tarah garam ho jayegi.
Beauty Chachi boli, hamare yahan har weekend main continental banta hai. Now I have a basic doubt. Nandini has been there since a month at least, and she doesn't know? Haan, shayad itni dishes banti hongi ki continental chakhane ki baari hi nahi aati hogi.
GD wants to play chess with her son. Wow. Why not ludo? ya phir bat-ball? achha hota saanp seedhi khel leti. Wahi to...inko khelna aata nahi, magar naatak to dekho...dialogue be double meaning dialogue maare ja rahi thi...aur Munne Raja ne ek haath se Mummy ka palloo pakda aur doosre ka angootha apne muh main daal diya. Bahut seedhe hai ji. Ab kya karein...jab Bharat desh main akal bant rahi thi to yeh London main Thames ke kinare piano Baja rahe they. Akal baantne wale ne socha, abhi inko disturb karna achhi baat nahi...Aur phir jab wahan akal baant rahi thi, to yeh yahan mummy ki god main so rahe they.
Yahan Nandini Ji supermarket pahunchi. Kya supermarket tha. Serial walon ko Koi achhi jagah nahi mili kya, ek mehenga mall hi dikha dete. Kya inflated prices hain. Nandini Bahu ne reject kar diya. Aur pahunchi apne mayke ke pass wale sabji mandi main. Mummy ko bhi bula liya. Mummy to aise khush huyi ki itni badi gaadi main pehli baar baithne ka mauka jo mila.
Nandini ki veggie shopping...waah bhi waah. Humne socha yahan bhi bhashan de dalengi. Magar nahi, shayad inhe apne student ka khayal aa gaya honga. Jhat se nikal padi ghar ki taraf. Ghar aakar kya dekhti hai ki student aur uski Mummy to saari padhai chhod kar free play main mast hain. Humne socha ab yeh apne shishya ka kaan pakad lengi. Kaash aisa hota...
GD ne kya dialogues maare. Munne miya ki samajh main nahi aaye. As usual. Munna bada pyara, Mummy ka diwana...
Nandini chali kitchen, wahan par inspectors ki tarah Beauty Chachi aur Snooty Bhabhi padhare. Snooty poochhti hai, yeh downmarket se to nahi layi? Hume laga Nandini bolengi, chor bazaar se layi houn ji...magar nahi. Aur itna saara samaan sirf 2,000 main? Waah waah...Humari to mati gul hogayi.
Phir se Saas Bahu ke beech tu tu main main. Yeh serial walon ka hum kya Karen. Kissi bhi episode main, kaisa bhi episode ho magar, GD aur Nandini ke beech ek scene daal hi dete hain, jisme ya to sasuma bhashan de rahi hoti hain, ya Phir Nandini Bahu. Aur phir by default Bahu wahan se nikal jati hai,
Abhi bhi aisa hi hua. Magar chess ke example liye gaye. Nandini ne yahan bhi GD ko hara diya. Lagta hai Chanakya neeti ki tarah ek Chess-Neeti bhi hoti hai, jinka poora parayan Bahurani ne kiya hai...Phir Bahurani ko yaad aaya, aaj to meeting honi thi...Oh ma...ab log kya sochenge? Aji koi bahana bana dijiye ji...main kahin aur gayi thi, bhashan dene...ya phir kissi mahila pe ho rahe atyachaar rokne gayi thi. Bahane hum dhuund denge hi. Sasuma se darne ki koi zaroorat nahi. Jab yeh ek chess game ke liye apni meetings cancel kar sakti hai to aap bhi excuses to bana sakti hai na? Time for this lesson, Nandini...
Rajveer ji ne bhi socha, ab tak Mummy ka palloo pakda, zara zyada hogaya. To ab biwi ka palloo pakad lete hain ji. Nandini ne unhe kya banana milk shake banake diya. Huzoor khush. Waise humne socha ki Biwi wpne palloo se inka muh saaf karengi aur peechhe se Mummy dekh har khisiyani ho jayengi. magar Afsos...
Wahan dining table par world war III ki taiyyari ho rahi thi. Snooty ke pati ne bhi Snooty ke tarah behave kiya..kya kare, biwi se pitna nahi chahte na...Yeh khana hum nahi khayenge...to jao saalon, bhook hadtaal par. ek din bhooke rahoge, to akal thikaane aa jayengi...
Precap: Uttara bahu ka an-shan...Hi time this lady joined AAP.
She can be their spokesperson, with her gruffy voice, I am sure nobody will hear her...
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