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i miss u all my frineds cause i havnt talk to u all since yesterday
some urdue jokes in english just to bring that precious smile on ur faces
keep smiling like htis forever
Hello G
G,G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
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Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik
paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho
sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki
awaz ai ge " supply plz"! :-) )
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Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
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Ap lovely ho -94%
Ap Cute ho -95%
Ap Sweet ho -96%
Ap Beautiful ho -97%
Ap Stylish ho -98%
Ap Attractive ho -99%
or
Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.
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Dil Ke operation ko BYEPASS Q kahte hain????????
Socho Socho,
??????
Q Ke agar operation theek ho Gaya to PASS,Warna BYE :-)
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1 Pakistani dosre se:
Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???
2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na'
1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.
2nd: Woh kese???
1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau??? ;)
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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?
Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.
Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
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Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.
Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
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chooha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
.
.
to
.
.
to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple
Billo rani'
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
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Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.
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Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai
Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai
Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai
Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai
Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
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Agar aap Gul Ahmad k kapray pehnay gay tu..
.
.
to
.
.
to
tu bichara Gul Ahmad kia pehnay ga?
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Girl Friend: Darling , Tum mere liye sitaray
tor kar la sakte ho?
Boy Friend: Mujhy koi amrood torne nahi deta
tum sitaaron ki baat karti ho..
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1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
.
.
.
.
Very simple
Billo rani'
Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
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Bhai log!
Ghajini dekhne k bad andaza hua k
apke bhi b Amir khan se kuch kam
nhi hai.
Mein b parhta hun,samjhta hun,
Phir 15 min bad sab bhool jata hun.
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@DZ@
Fan Fictions
Anupamaa
