ROYAL CAT FIGHT OVER UV
Manyata sees Taara with Akash and she gets curious, she asks her who she was and why was she with Akash...Taara was at the moment hugging Akash...
Manyata (to Taara): oh helloo..(She pulls her away from Akash)...besharam larki...Akash ke saath kaisey chipak rahi hai...
Taara: (looking confused) excuse me...tum theek toh ho na..
Uday (to Taara): (gets involved and tries to calm things down)...i am sorry, she didn't mean it...
Uday (to Manyata): (gives her a look)...Manyata chalo yahan se abhi ke abhi..
Manyata: (ignores Uday and talks to taara)...tu hai kon...chorr meray Akash ko..(She pulls her hand and holds Akash)
At this Akash looks confused and Taara burns in anger, Uday didn't know what to say...Taara takes the flower vase and throws the water on Manyata...Manyata gets soaking wet and jumps on Taara...and they both land on the floor...while they were fighting Manyata's shoe flies and hits Akash's head and he falls into Uday's arms...Uday looks confused while holding Akash...Akash was lost into Udays eyes, Uday looked super uncomfortable and a little freaked out...and in the back ground the music starts playing, the song played was PEHLA NASHA PEHLA KHUMAAR NAYA PYAAR HAI NAYA INTAZAAR...Akash was now so lost in Uday that he raises his hand to touch Uday's chest and this freaks the crap out of Uday and he loosens his grip and throws Akash on the floor..
Akash: OUCHHH...maar hi daala...(with a cheesy smile still staring at Uday)...
Uday (to himself): (looking creeped out)...Holy cow...yeh toh gay nikala.. Manyata ki pasand itni unique hai hamein nahi pata tha...kaisey gandi tarah stare kar raha hai hamein...chichora kahin ka...kahin yeh hamarey peechey hi na padh jaye...
While Uday was busy talking to himself and Akash busy adoring him from the floor, Manayta's dupatta flies across the room and lands on Uday's head and he looks at the other side of the room...things were pretty ugly across the room, Taara and Manyata were now ripping each other's clothes...
Manyata (to Taara): choroongi nahi tujhey kamini aurat...(M attacked her viciously)
Taara: ullu ki dum...Akash Akash karti rehti hai din bhar...Majnu ki aulaad...
Manyata: Majnu ki bachi...tera munh todh doongi...(she punches her)
Taara: (pulls her hair)...tu woh wala gana kyun nahi gaati junglee larki..
Manyata: (gets super mad)...ghadiii teri toh ..(she pulls her nose with tongs)...MAJNU KI NAANI...
Taara: AAA...meri naak chorrh khoti...naak todh de meri...
Both were fighting like cats and dogs and seeing them fight like maniacs Akash panics and hides behind Uday...he has holding him from the back, and wrapped his arms around Uday's waist...Uday got really mad at Akash for this gayish behavior and he tries to pull him away but he was like glued to him with crazy glue...
Uday (to Akash): chorrr mujhey majnu...chorr...tu chorrta hai ya tera kaam tamaam karoon..???
Akash : (still glued to Uday) please darling karo na kaam tamaam...tujhey dekh kar meray dil mein guitar bajney lagta hai BABY...(Background music comes on DEKHA JO TUJHEY YAAR DIL MEIN BAJI GUITAR..AREY REH REH YEH TOH GAYA RE...DIL BHI GAYA REY)...
Uday pushes Majnu away with full force and he flies across the room bangs into the bathroom door and lands on the toilet seat...after landing says...
Akash: kya ishhtyle hai...hayeee maar daal hi daala... (and sings)...AJI PEHLI BAAR MOHABBAT KI HAI A HAA..AAKHRI BAAR MOHABBAT KI HAI AHA..tu nu nu tu nu nu...(blows flying kisses at Uday)
While on the other hand just after getting rid of chipku majnu, Manyata kicks Taara's ass and she flies across the room and she falls on Uday's lap...Uday looked surpised with the sudden arrival of Taara...
Uday (to himself): ab yeh kahan se tapki...(he looks up in confusion)...
Taara (to Uday): tum toh barey hot ho...(she winks at him)...Uday looks embarrassed...(now Taara was lost into Udays eyes and the background music plays...PEHLI NAZAR MEIN AISA JADOO KAR DIYA...tu nu nu tu nu...)
Manyata notices all this and runs to the other side of the room...
Manyata (to taara): woh mera fianc hai...uttar neechey moti...(she pulls him down)
Taara (to Manayta): tujhey woh Akash chihiye na...toh tu rakh le uss pakao uncle ko (while pointing towards Akash who was still sitting on the toilet seat)...aur mein iss hottie ko rakh leti hoon...(she winks at Uday who looked man confused at the moment)
At Taara's words Akash runs outside the bathroom and jumps on Uday from the back and hugs him...
Akash: NAHIII...Uday baby sirf mera hai...
Both Manyata and Taara look confused...
Akash (to Uday): kyun darling tum merey saath ZARA ZARA TOUCH ME TOUCH ME KAROGEY NA..??? (with a cheesy smile)
Uday: (looks damn scared now and says to Manyata)...yeh kya cheez hai yaar Manyata bachao hamein iss cartoon se...
Manyata: (lookin shocked and staring at Akash)...O TERI...yeh woh beech waali cheez hai mujhey toh pata hi nahi tha...AADMI HOON AADMI SE PYAAR KARTA HOON...chiii...
Taara (to Uday): woh sab chorro tum meray saath chalo...(she holds Udays arm)
At this Akash gets protective of his darling Uday...
Akash (to Taara): NAHIII...uday ki body peh mera naam likha...tu hut parey..(he pushes taara)...HE'S MINE...
Manyata: mine ke bachey...tu toh...(Taara cuts her off and comes forward in full filmy style)...
Taara (to Uday): TENU LE KE MAIN JAWAAN GA...tun nu nu tu nu...(she winks at him again)
Manyata: OYee...(this time Akash cuts her in the middle)...
Akash (to Uday): do u wanna partner...O partner...lovely lovely se..tu nu nu tu nu nu...(he touches his chest)...
Uday was stuck between the two and Manyata had had enough...she was mad now...
Manyata: CHUPPP...AB KOI KUCH NAHI BOLEGA NAHI TOH JOOTA KHAYE GA MERA...
She pushes both of them away, buttons up Uday's shirt and says...
Manyata: tum logon ko sharam nahi aati...despos kahin ke...aik hot larka dekha nahi ke toot parey...aur majnu tum...tum ne mujhey ditch kiya ghadey...chhhiii...NASTY...UDAY MERA HAI OKAY..DUR REHNA USS SE...warna mujhse bura koi nahi hoga...HAAN NAHI TOH...
Akash was deeply and madly in love with Uday now, he was not willing to give up...HE WANTED UDAY AND HIS BODY...so he falls down on Uday's foot, holds his legs and starts singing...MAJNU BADNAAM HUA DARLING TEREY LIYE...MAJNU KE GAAL GULAABI CHAAL KHARAABI RE...LE GAY MAN HUA DARLING TEREY LIYE...tu nu nu tu nu nu...
Manyata (to Majnu): munii badnaam gata hai...batameez aurat...TERI TOH...(she kicks him but he didn't even move a bit he was hanging on Uday's leg and glued like crazy)...hut chichorey...chorh Uday ko...(she still doesn't move)...
Uday was now super pissed at Majnu he had had enough of this chipkuness...he kicks Majnu at the VERY SPOT...right THERE...and he flies like the wind, goes out the window and lands on top of a huge Cactus plant...There was a loud painful scream in a girls voice...inside the room Uday witnesses Majnu's misery and says...
Uday (to himself): OUCHHH...Hailaaa...badi zor ki lagi ho gi yaar...(he covers his eyes with both hands)
Manyata (to Uday): meri aik baat ears bade kar ke sun lo...(she holds his collar)...MERAY ILLAWA KISI KO BHI DEKHA NA TOH...jooti se munh todh doongi...USSKA...and tumhara...SAMJHEY...
Uday was just smiling he was gonna say something but before he could Manyata jumps on top of him and they both land on the bed...Manyata was now kissing him...
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Love,
Anupamaa
