So welcome to babajii news but ussey pehle do read
Aaj 1 March hai yani'.March ka mahiney ka pehla din that means Monia makeover starts today and show good from today'..as new month new changes'..new expectations'..just like a new way to look at it'.So good day to all😉
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Hmm So our BABAJII recently visited Akaash Jii for chickyjii
Babajii-He came on cycle as bike was with akaash
Thik to hain aap akaash ab tak gaye nahin
Akaash-Kaise jaon???
Babajii-Meri motorcycle pe hii abhi chaley jao shubh kaam mein deri kaisi'waise bike ab pancher bhi nahin hogi
Akaash-Main gaya to tha ussey milney
Ussey giley shikwey door karney
Kaha usey main sab janta hoon
Par uskey moonh se sunna chahta hoon
Kii monia se saath wo coochie coo kyoon kar raha hai
Mera rasta kyoon chorr raha hai
Kaha usey maine kii main apni brother kii dulhan kii raksha kar raha hoon
Par usney mere brother kii dulhan dekhi thiis liye nahin maana kii main bas suraksha kar raha hoon
Chicky enters-Akaash Tum bhi na
TRP kii pukkaar sunno na
Babajii-Yaani uday ne tummey bina paas diye lauta diya
Manveer kii kahani ko tummey na dikhaney ka man bana liya
Akaash-
Han ye sach hai kii maine uday ko kal SALA keh diya
Apney aap ko khud hii fool bana liya
Par kaa karoon Uske gussey ko dekhne ke liye taras gaya tha
Uskii mardangii ko dekhne ke liye jhulas gaya tha
Babajii-Bas kar kyoon ab nayi ramayan shuru kar raha hai
Waise hii forum mein itni confusion kii ab to dil bahut kuch bol raha hai
Chicky-Babajii maine issey kaha tha kii paise kama laye'..
par isey to tyaar honey se fursat miley to hii main apney sapnon ka sambhaley
Babajii- Acha laila ye bata isney apna saman pack kar liya
March ke mahiney ko manveer ke liye only reserve kar diya😃
Chicky-Kahan inhe to hamari koi fikar nahin
Ab to mann karta hai inhe chorr ke jaon main kahin
Babajii-Fikar mat kar aaj main tujhe upaye bataney aaya hoon
Akaash ko pataney ke liye bahut kuch laya hoon
Chicky-Forum ke babajii kii jai
Bataayi maharaj kya karna hoga
Kis kis cheez ko kholna hoga
Babajii(horrified)-Nahin kuch kholna nahin
Maine kuch bolna nahin
Chicky-Maine to balon kii baat kii thi
Aap kii aur kaunsii raye li rahi thi
Babajii-Dekh timewaste mat kar
Chup chaap akaash ke dil pe mar
Roz subah udh ke issey fair and lovely laga
Iskey gorrey gorrey mukhrey ko chamka aur roz issey apney pichoo bhaga
Roz isey gym mein exercise kara body building muscles bana
CHICKY-issey kahin jaana nahin tha
Crorepatti season mein bhaag lena nahin tha
Amitabh bachan jii ko apni kabiliyat dikhana
Aur Paise khoob kamana
BABAJII- Tujhe bhi quickfix se chipka kar iskey saath bhejna hoga
Forum ke liye Jaikash ka balidaan karna hoga
Akaash-Main bhi kuch kahoon
Ya aap sab hii meri kismet likh jaogey
God knows kab tak pakaogey
Akaash opens his belt'..
Chicky-Ab tuje kya huya
Akaash-Kuch nahin wo pant thodi tight thi set kar raha tha'..
Chicky and BABAJII of forum relaxes and say- JAI SIGHAM teri leela hai apram paar
Akaash-Kuch kaha tumney
Chicky-Kuch suna aapney
Chicky-(opens her hair)-only for akaash'..
(Ad break- chicky ayurvedic tel thanda thanda cool cool)
Chicky- Akaash main kaisi lag rahi hoon
Akaash just turns'Tumm'..ab to mujhe haldi waley dood kii bhi zaroorat nahin padegii'.
BABAJII-ye to ready ka dialogue hai na
Kitni filmy hai tu na
Akaash- Agar ek baar main kuch than loon to usey poora kiye begayer main to kaya meri zindagii bhi chayen nahin legii
BABAJII- (takes out his glasses looks at akaash and his kundli and says)-
Teri kundli mein kuch bhi sahi nahin
Pata nahin kya kaun ab tak teri zindagii se gayi nahin
Akaash-Han wo Kajol'.karishma'..kareena''.katrina(he looks at pandit than says)meri behney kabhi bhi mujhse alag nahin huyin
Chicky-(was holding a glass of water drops'.and kanch kanch alag ho gaye)-Nahin'..tum ho pass mere ...saath mere' tum yoon'..kitna bhi paas raho mere utna hii paa bhi loon
BABAJII-STOP!!! Ab aur nahin
Cv's ke ganey aur kahin
Mujhe baksho
Akaash mom enters with dahi shaker
Akaash momy-Akaash mera honhaar,nazuk,hoshiyaar beta'.ye le dahi shaker'.maine chicky se suna tu ja raha hai'.paise laana ja raha hai
Akaash-Ek chutkii dahi-shakar kii kimat tum kya jano MAA'''.
BABAJII(WISDOM)-Beta dhayan se dekh chamach hai chutkii nahin'''..seeing akaash angry'.our babajii runs with his cycle''with song BHAG DK BOSE BHAAG
FFEW So babajii made chikaash'..hope isey nazar na lagey
Hum bhi ab chaltey hain'articles buy karney ke liye baba.shantivan.com pe ring kiye'.sab muft hai'.
For other baba news when I get this khabru will tell'.
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