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Posted: 13 years ago

Hey Guyz, This post is not intended to offend anyone or bash any characters ... this is clearly just for fun ... so please read with a jolly mind and have fun 😃

Uday to himself in thought:

Ek Akash Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jese Khana Kharab,
Jese Total Azaab,
Jesey Aadi Faqeer,
Jesay Murda Zameer,
Jese Naasoor Ho Koii Sartaa Howaa
Ek Akash Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga,
Jese Bijli Ka Taar
Jese Khanjar Ki Dhaar
Jesey Dozakh Ki Aag
Jesey Zehrila Naag,
Jese Garmi Ki Dhoop
Jese Shetan Ka roop

Jese Bikhari ho koi sarta hua

Pata nahi Manyata ne uss me kya dekha?

Ke uss ne mujhe thukraya

aur uss Mall Ke Hero ko apnaya.

Manyata to Akash during the 3 months gap:

apako phone kiya to network bola
"namaskar, paglo ki duniya me
apaka swagat he, Aap jis pagal se
bat karna chahte he iss vakt uska
DIMAG switch OFF hai, please try again later nahi to koi aur boyfriend bana lena".

Akash to Manyata during the 3 months gap:

I wrote all my love for you on paper,
Put them in a bag,
And wanted to post it to you
BUT!!!
The postman said

PUTTER 1000 RUPAY LOONGA

isliye phir

tumhari yaad mein ro ker,
jo matkay aansoon se bhur diye hum nay
kaho to tor doon sarey.

tumhein pegham denay ko,
kabooter jo churaaee thay,
kaho to chor doon sarey.

mein matkay tor to daloon,
kabooter chor bhi daloon,
mgr laaon kahan say phir.
..
..
..
KIYA PASIAY TERA Daddy Dega?

Uday to Manyata:

Tujhe paney ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula Jaynandini pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Manyata to Uday:

Tou ho ga kahin ka rajkumar

Mere liye tou hai khanjar ki dhaar

Berrah aya mujse kerne pyaar

Mujhe hai saaf inqaar

Kyun ke mai kerti houn Akash se pyaar

aur waise bhi

Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jati hai her cheez dunia mein,
Tou ameer hai to kya hua

Ye Moniya

..
NOT FOR SALE HAI

Akash thinking of Uday:

Uday ko door se dheka...

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha

isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

Chiki thinking of Akash:

me pagal tumharay peechay

tum pagal kisi or k peechay

koi or pagal kisi or k peechay

or wo pagal kisi or k peechay
..
..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
..
..

**** SARAY pagal aagey peechay *******

Manyata after break-up With Akash:

Ek din mai ne Akash ko dekha to samjhi pyaar ho gaya,

Ek he pal me wo mere liye itna khaas ho gaya

mera mann budhi ho gaya

mera zameer sasta ho gaya

Uske hotey hue pyaar to buss ek naam tha hamare rishtey ka

Uss ke jane ke baad ehsaas ho gaya

ke...

Ke bechara gareeb tha, ek Rajkumari ke layak nahi tha

Mere liye to Uday banna hai

Jis ka bank balance, bank se barra hai

I'm sorry, Apka dil tor ker acha nahi laga

I'm very sorry Akash Bhaiya.

Akash after break-up with Manyata:

kambkhat ishq ne aaj hame rula diya,
jispe marte the usine bhula diya,
mene bhi uski yaad bhula ne ke liye pita gaya,
ek din zalim ne usme bhi zaher mila diya..

Manyata thinking of Akash:

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
socha tha apko hum ek goodbye gift ke liye denge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.

Uday to Akash on phone:

Uday: Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
Akash: wah wah

Uday: C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
Akash: wah wah

Uday:Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah

Akash: ------------

Uday proposing Manyata:

Attar ki shishi main pattar pe tod doon

Attar ki shishi main pattar pe thod doon

Tu ek baar aa jaye tho...

Main baaju wali ko chod doon

Manyata accepting Uday's proposal:

Zindagi ke rahh mein hum donon saath challenge

Thura tum chalna thura hum challenge

Phir aagay chal kar riksha kar lenge...

Nahi Nahi tou to Private Jet be ker sakta hai..

Phir to wahi kereinge...

Me to you guys:

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega???😉

Hope you guyz enjoyed reading this and please do leave comments and your opinions, don't forget to Hit "LIKE" if you liked it 😃 Thanks xx

BTW, I have not written the entire shiyari on my own, some ideas taken from the internet 😳

:-ADDEN-:

Edited by Add123 - 13 years ago

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@hiddenpearl

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Posted: 13 years ago

wah wah...
Awesome shayari...
sab ki feelings bahar agayi!!
ha ha...

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nizza

@lakshyasss

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

🤣too many shayers coming up...loved it...

Tujhe paney ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula Jaynandini pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

best one😉

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Priti

@pritirays

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

🤣 🤣 🤣
OMG that was one awesome post! 👏
Totally loved it!

But my fav. parts were:

Uday to Manyata:

Tujhe paney ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu,
Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu.
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula Jaynandini pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Chiki thinking of Akash:

me pagal tumharay peechay

tum pagal kisi or k peechay

koi or pagal kisi or k peechay

or wo pagal kisi or k peechay
..
..
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
..
..

**** SARAY pagal aagey peechay *******

🤣 🤣 🤣 Now this below one was the best! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Uday to Akash on phone:

Uday: Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
Akash: wah wah

Uday: C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
Akash: wah wah

Uday:Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah

Akash: ------------

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Mina420

@Mina420

Voyager

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

very comic and amusing... good job with the wordings... keep it up 👍🏼

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nizza

@lakshyasss

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

ye mujhe koi partner mil gaya mera bhi yehi job hai shayeri like this...but my stomach hurting now🤣

🤗hugs partner

nizzaUday to Akash on phone:

Uday: Sbzi teri ho
handi meri ho
Akash: wah wah

Uday: C.N.G teri ho
Gari meri ho
Akash: wah wah

Uday:Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ke Mangetr teri ho aur us se
shadi meri ho
Ab bol wah wah

Akash: -----------

Edited by lakshyasss - 13 years ago

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arryline

@arryline

Stunner

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

Too good👏.Totally Hillarious🤣.

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gohem123

@gohem123

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

Every lines were hilarious but

Chiki to akash and manyata to Uday lines were awesome...😆

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nizza

@lakshyasss

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

Me to you guys:

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega???😉

Zindagi mein kisi ko underestimate mat karna

Meri baat hamesha yaad rakhna

Shayeri har koi dimaag mein roz likhta hai

Par Koi hii hota hai jo usey sabke samne zubaan pe laata hai

nizza

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2799165

do visit this too...

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WinterFire

@WinterFire

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Posted: 13 years ago

#10

ohh that was so good.. loved all the shayeri's ... especially the uday to akash (wah wah lol) n also the one with Jainandini (uspe formula try karon ga) .. keep it up.. n yeah, im not that creative like u n some other people in this forum.. but love to read these wonderful writings.. keep it up.. do write more n thanx for the pm 😊

Edited by nasghar - 13 years ago

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