Itna science of information daal diya...mera tou sar chakra gaya Per Polo, baat tou tune ek dum correct and to the point ki! Bomb ki tarah gira hai ye topic sabke brains pe I tell you! I can see how much research you have done on this topic and Miss Scholar! Your thesis is a SUPER DUPER HIT!! You just proved something that always bothered us, me specially, and took away all my worries regarding this topic. Fan bana diya tune mujhe apna, I tell you!
So going on your theory, I should start creating Majnu topics to gain popularity...something that I always wanted? Hmmm...lemme think Nahhh!!! Too many disadvantages! I'm already super poor, dun wanna break my keyboard while typing ANYTHING on Majnu which is not sadistic by nature Mujhe meri gumnami manzoor!
P.S - No one but YOU can make wild out-of-the-blue topics like these Dr.Polo. After all you're the only one with a Ph.D in Pakaology! And you've done your research fully on the one and only namoona of this field, PAKASH!