My Favourite DEK Quotes (upd pg 3

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LD-Radha

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Posted: 13 years ago

Updated - Page 3 (Jan 28)

I just really needed a way to cheer myself up after todays episode so decided to make a list of my favourite quotes from DEK to share with you all😃 Hope you enjoy the walk down memory lane! Here we go, in no specific order...

Uday: Yeh tumhara kuch nahin wala look nahin hai. Yeh tumhara bohot kuch wala look hai.

Uday: Haad karti ho yaar...Miss Haan Nahin To. Yuvraj Udayveer Singh is in love.

Manyata: Hey Bhagwaan, is nahe saal mein Uday ko thori si akaal dedo.

Manyata: Acha beta, lagta hai teri basha mein samajna parega...Yuvraj Udayveer Singh, aap ko is tara Rajkumari Manyata ke kamre mein aana shoba nahin deta. Chaliye, jahiye. Jahiye!

Manyata: Organize matlab intezam na? To ek kaam kar, tum apna intezam Agre ke pagal khane mein karde. Tu wahan pe bohot khush rahega.

Manyata: Main to kehti hoon, hum dono aaj hi shadi kar lete hai.

Uday: Superb idea! Chale?

Manyata: Yahaan pe sare tujhe Shahrukh Khan, Amitabh Bachchan ya Dilip Kumar samaj te hoge. Par mere liye tu hamesha Gulshan Grover hi rahega.

Manyata: Mann to karta hai deewar pe sar latak doon. Meri nahin! Uska!

Vijay: Dekho kaise dhayan ki tara hume ghoor rahi hai...jaise zinda ka jao gi.

(When he was looking at the cockroach under the table.)

Unnati: Hey.

Vijay: AHHH! What?!

Vijay: Mom, hamare kamre mein tv chal raha hai. Hame us desi girl ke live telecast dekhne mein koi interest nahin hai.

Vijay: Network chahe koi bhi ho, sahi time mein number kabhi nahin lagta.

Vijay: Uday, tum itne cute, sweet, smart, handsome, charismatic, dashing, delicious aur yummy hone ke saath saath kitne evil, bhure, kamine aur chudail types ke ho.

Uday: Oh! Jhansi ki rani!

Uday: Tum hi meri dhaava ho Aakash...seriously Manyata. How cheesy!

Jay: Bolo na Uday, kaisa hai perfume?

Uday: Woah! Tora fruity hai, tora spicy hai. All in all, pata is mein kis cheez ki fragrance aa rahi hai?

Jay: Kis cheez ki?

Uday: Desperation ki.

Manyata: Sau kamine marne ke baad tu pehda hua hoga.

Uday: Much better! Smile ke baad kya sikhaya tha aap ko?

Manyata: Good morning Uday. How do do? Aaj ka mausam kitna acha hai na? Apne jeep mein ride dehne ke liye thank you. Mata rani hamesha tumhari sune, tumhara khayal rakhe. Aur...tumhare bache jiye!

Jay: Isse to jaise saat khoon maaf hai.

Manyata: To aatva khoon bhi maaf hi hoga. Zyada bola to yaheen pe kat ke rakh doongi.

Uday: Haan nahin to.

Manyata: Iska matlab yeh nahin hai ki tum mere remote aur mein teri tv. Tum jab channel lagaye ga, main wahi program dekhaoongi.

Uday: Tv nahin ho par hone wali biwi to ho na.

Manyata: Agle saat janmo tak nahin ho sakti, aagi ki booking to khali hai. Arzi dhaal ni hai to dhaal de.

Uday: Really? Batao kahaan dhaal ni arzi. Abhi ke abhi dhaal dete hai, haan nahin to!

Manyata: Halkat vere Udayveer! Tumhare dimak mein jang chal raha hai kya?

Uday: Hayye! Hum kab se taras rahe the, tumhare mu se yeh ghaliya sune ko. Hame to lag raha tha ki hamari princess kahin ko gayi hai. Aab mil gayi.

And thats it folks!😆

Tell me what you guys think and feel free to add your own fav quotes in the replies!😊

Jas

Edited by DilDostiDanceD3 - 13 years ago

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Nivina Dek

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Posted: 13 years ago

Manyata: Agle saat janmo tak nahin ho sakti, aagi ki booking to khali hai. Arzi dhaal ni hai to dhaal de.

Uday: Really? Batao kahaan dhaal ni arzi. Abhi ke abhi dhaal dete hai, haan nahin to!

Uday's haan nahin tos are deadly.

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Mohabbateinn

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Posted: 13 years ago

Wonderful post Jas!!

I will add this one :

Vijay Bhai during Kite Epi:

Vijay Bhai: KHOOON KHOON KHOOON !

M: Arrey ek boond khoon hi to hai!

Vijay: Excuse me! Tumhe pata hai tumhne hume kya kiya hai!? TUMHNE HUME HALAAL KARDIYA HAI!🤣 Dheere dheere ek ek boond behti jaayegi! 🤣🤣

Edited by -Vanshikaa- - 13 years ago

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LD-Radha

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: nivi.divi
Manyata: Agle saat janmo tak nahin ho sakti, aagi ki booking to khali hai. Arzi dhaal ni hai to dhaal de.
Uday: Really? Batao kahaan dhaal ni arzi. Abhi ke abhi dhaal dete hai, haan nahin to!

Uday's haan nahin tos are deadly.

AGREED!😆

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Mohabbateinn

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Posted: 13 years ago

😛added

Edited by -Vanshikaa- - 13 years ago

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Nivina Dek

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Posted: 13 years ago

The other really good one was when Moniya was eating an apple at the dinner table:

"Mujhe na, kutto wali bhook lag rahi thi"

"Ek do phal thaap loon"

I laughed my head off.

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Angel

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Posted: 13 years ago

BLOOD WAR!

how can you forget that Jas! 😡

and where is the mangalsultra dialogue! 😲

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Niyati

@hey.bhaggu

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hey thanks for this thread. Do keep updating the first post that ways we can keep track of all the hilarious dialogues in one post😆

Anyways I can't get over Vijay's dialogue from today's episode😆

Vijay: Aur kya plans bana rahi ho tum shaam ke liye apne un do permanent headphones wali dost, Chiki, aur hamesha serious rehne wali dost, Soni, ke saath? (I was in splits especially because after this scene, we see Chiki🤣)

And ofcourse MaanVeer dialouges:

Uday: ...toh tumne socha hai ki tum humme kya bulaogi?

Manyata: Ashlil Singh! Tuje itne naam-o se toh pukarti hoon: khaas-manu-khane, maar-jaan-e, tharak-e-paper, halkat-veda...aur kya naam chahiye tuje? 🤣

Uday: Manyata, jab tak hum tumhare muh se aisi 3-4 gaaliyan nahi sun lete naa, humara din pura nahi hota😳☺️

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LOVE_DMG

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: -YaRa-Forever-
Hey thanks for this thread. Do keep updating the first post that ways we can keep track of all the hilarious dialogues in one post😆

Anyways I can't get over Vijay's dialogue from today's episode😆

Vijay: Aur kya plans bana rahi ho tum shaam ke liye apne un do permanent headphones wali dost, Chiki, aur hamesha serious rehne wali dost, Soni, ke saath? (I was in splits especially because after this scene, we see Chiki🤣)

And ofcourse MaanVeer dialouges:

Uday: ...toh tumne socha hai ki tum humme kya bulaogi?
Manyata: Ashlil Singh! Tuje itne naam-o se toh pukarti hoon: khaas-manu-khane, maar-jaan-e, tharak-e-paper, halkat-veda...aur kya naam chahiye tuje? 🤣
Uday: Manyata, jab tak hum tumhare muh se aisi 3-4 gaaliyan nahi sun lete naa, humara din pura nahi hota😳☺️