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Posted: 17 years ago
#81

Originally posted by: lighthouse

Ok.. my convo will be based on siggies and general views, please nothing personal implied here , just for fun only.

Gauri - re divorce - Didi tera dewar deewana hai ram kudiyon ko dale dana.

LH - Jute dey(maar) do paise ley lo.😉 😆

CB - Aa dekhe zara kisme kitna hain dum.. 😛

LH - Jo tumko ho pasand woh Dhangki baat karengey. 😉

Maya- crazy kiya re yeh song ne muje - Udey jab jab zulfen meri.. 😳

LH - O hasina zulfon wali jaane jahan, dhoondti hain kaafir aankhen Kissenwa ka nishan..😆

Rocksy - Kahin disco mein jayen , kahin hotel mein khayen. 😃

LH - Aaj ki raat hona hai kya hona hey jo hone bhi do.. 😉

DB- Sexy sexy sexy muje (toy) boys bole , hai sexy hello sexy kyun bole. 😊

LH - Dhire dhire bol koi sunn naley sunn naley ..😆

Vinu-Ek garam chai ki pyaali ho, koi usko pilaane waali ho, Chaahe gori ho ya kaali ho, Seene se lagaane waali ho. 😃
LH - Thande thande paani mein nahana chahiye.. gana aaye ya na aaye gama chahiye. 😉

Anu - Nazar ke samne mods ke pass - 😉

LH achha to hum chalte hain 😕

Mods - Yeh galiyan yeh chobara yaah aana naa dobara ki tera yaahan koi najin - 😡

LH - Ehsaan hoga tera muj per dil chata hain woh kareny do.. 😳 🤗

LH Rote huyen aate hei sab , hasta hua jo jayega , woh muqadar kaa sikander jaane man keylaye gaa ..

🤣

Lighty they all were fantastic but these were absolutely my favorite & hillarious. Great going girl 👏

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Posted: 17 years ago
#82
LIghty I am not quoting anything .. but you are soooooo funny .... I am laughing like anything 👏
Edited by Morning_Dew - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#83

Originally posted by: Morning_Dew

LIghty I am not quoting anything .. but you are soooooo funny .... I am laughing like anything 👏

And I am repeating the above 👏

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Posted: 17 years ago
#84

Originally posted by: SholaJoBhadkey

And I am repeating the above 👏

ditto.....😆

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Posted: 17 years ago
#85

LH...please go through this video and find our what is main protaginst saying.

Careful it is a short video so you don't want to miss out. 😆

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx1y8GuudcY[/YOUTUBE]

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Posted: 17 years ago
#86

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

😆😆 chalo, baad mein matt kehna tumhey mauka naheen diya hum sab ki watt lagaaney ka😉😆 I was desperately waiting ki bin paindee ka lota kisey banaogee😛🤣...got it😉...if not, then pm me. i'll elaborate. it's a muhawara😆

Ok Gauri.. this is a lame attempt on my part and if there was someone to do any justice in answering your own set, it would definetly be you..!!!!😛

The Art of Simple food with some complex tools in a theater called DM-kiitchen. This could be a recipe for disaster so am sparing the knives , belans and batta sill..

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Google the "Brain" DMitchens's most important tool has stored within his animatronic brain The Concise Encyclopedia from Britannica, a dictionary and also a world history timeline, you should be able to ask him virtually anything and he should know. 😉.

Shola the fire - Sparks can easily be thrown onto small debate to start a fire of sher or shairi. Works in rain and snow except on thursday and fridays.

Swiss army multitool with USB aka Qwerty -Pre-digital age Swiss Army Knife with a blade, can opener, and spork would have been enough to get you out of most situations. now with added detacheble USB for carry on. 😊

Gauri the laser scissors. A cut above the rest with laser sharp technology.😉

Dewey the juicer. This design concept for a juicer is quite beautiful, and is optimum for getting the last drop juice even from semi-dry fruits😛

Anu- The Cocktail shaker. Make it a Maritni 😉

RTH - The oven - Create goodies beyond the bread basket. 😊

CB the popcorn maker - makes 5 cups of popcorn from 1 cup of kernels.😃

Maya the blender and food processor. Its in the mix. ultimate power and state-of-the-art functionality with 600-watt blender can power through the toughest blending jobs - even crushing ice! 😛

DB - The can opener. Release all that is contained.😊

Myth - healing powers of ice cream. As the world churns.😃

Karotro - Hot chocolate maker - no reason to stir things up.😛

IF bottomless storage containers - loose everything you put in there.😭

and finally . Raj the moper slippers. Great for cleanups while walking with a cool attitude.😆

If gadgets could talk they would say.

1. Dinner will be ready when the smoke alarm goes off.

2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.😉

3. If, you are what you eat, then you should look like a vegetable or an animal.

4. A balanced diet is a jalebi in each hand.

5. Help keep the kitchen clean --->>> eat out.

6. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.

7. Your next house should have no gadgets. ----just vending machines .

8. Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

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Posted: 17 years ago
#87

Originally posted by: mythili_Kiran

Dear LH ji,

  • May I know your views on :
    Hillary clinton Obama
  1. Mc Clain
  • Whom do you prefer republicans or democrats?

Wishes,

Mythili

If we simplify and look at what matters most to an average person it is safety , security and economics. John Mccain has war experience , has record in politics and has the highest rating from U.S. chamber of commerce out of all three . Democrats on the other hand have tax and spend policy and Obama wants to roll back Bush tax cuts that benefit many american companies , has scanty 3+ year record on national level, is most liberal politician in Washington, almost no experience in foreign affairs and has promised everything to everyone without a plan in place for paying for it all. He is currently enjoying cult like following and momentum and frankly it worries me to see someone like him in charge of red phone and red button. May be after 10 years he would seem like a right candidate. Hillary has managed to turn off lot of her supporters by playing dirty politics with Obama and was never the one I could have voted for .

Any president from power point of view, will have same powers, as they are defined in the constitution and in law and for me it will have to be McCain for president. As in most things in life , the one with the experience wins imo.

Edited by lighthouse - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
#88
Congrats, LH! No questions from me, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy reading all the answers. :)
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Posted: 17 years ago
#89

Originally posted by: ~globetrotter~

Congrats, LH! No questions from me, I'm just gonna sit back and enjoy reading all the answers. :)

Thank you gt. 😃

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Posted: 17 years ago
#90

Originally posted by: lighthouse

okay gauri a lame attempt on my part and if there was someone to do any justice in answering your own set, it would definetly be you..!!!!😛

The Art of Simple food with some complex tools in a theater called DM-kiitchen. This could be a recipe for disaster so am sparing the knives , belans and batta sill..

Gauri the laser scissors. A cut above the rest with laser sharp technology.😉

and finally . Raj the moper slippers. Great for cleanups while walking with a cool attitude.😆

😆😆 loved all. u did awesome👏 the above two are so apt😉😆...and that gadget talk, i can use some of those lines for sure😆

thanks for answering all my questions despite your busy schedule. u have a great sense of humor. it was fun interacting with u on ur WOW. once again, congratz on a well deserved wow😃

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